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Matlocking Exclusive: Who's Really Behind Destructoid?
Coonskin05 | 11:10 PM on 10.12.2008 32 comments


No one has done any old fashioned matlocking on DToid for a while, and a while earlier I saw my opportunity to. Now, I'm no psychic, I haven't sold my soul to Jesus in order to be granted secrets like this, I'm just good at finding things out I guess you could say. Anyways, since Desu Desu Extravaganza is over, the front page has been changed a little, and this snuck it's way on to the header.



Destructoid loves us huh? Then I started thinking, who else loves us?









It makes sense, really it does. No one has ever seen Mr. Sadistic in real life, or even a picture of him. I don't blame you Niero. It's like in Dogma, where God just wants to inhabit a human body and spend some time on Earth. Sometimes you just want to pretend like you're one of us, and have us all treat you like a peer, instead of God. Understandable. But the cat's out of the bag now big guy. Sorry to blow your cover, but matlocking is above all else.



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Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
That blew my mind. It must be true!
Ub3rSlug's Destructoid Blog
My God... it all makes sense.
pendelton21's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to paranoia. I love you.
godkow's Destructoid Blog
Haha, I thought the same thing, too. At least I know I'm not insane now.
DynamicSheep's Destructoid Blog
The thing is, Sadistic is pretty regular at PS3 FNF, and you'd think people would recognize his voice if he were Niero.

However, it is strange that the header says this. Maybe Mr. Sadistic hacked the site and is holding it for ransom.
Jordan Grim Devore's Destructoid Blog
Game over man, game over.
Clockwork's Destructoid Blog
Mr. Sadistic is actually Jim Sterling, Niero, Workman, and CTZ.

It's a proven fact.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone...
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
NO! It cannot be!
CountingConflict's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to the only c-blog post in the site's history without a Mr. Sadistic comment. I think you're on to something coonskin.
Funktastic's Destructoid Blog
Sweet jeebus! =O ALERT THE MEDIA!
Electro Lemon's Destructoid Blog
"It's like in Dogma"

Oh god, I would hope not.
Captain Morgan's Destructoid Blog
I just had an orgaztoid.
tsunamikitsune's Destructoid Blog
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
tsunamikitsune's Destructoid Blog
ZekeThePlumber's Destructoid Blog
Please don't stroke his ego. You might give him a God complex. OH WAI-
The Incredible Edible Egg's Destructoid Blog
I'm Spartacus! No wait, was it ElectroLemon? WiiSucks?

Oh yeah, I love you.
CrocBox's Destructoid Blog
I was wondering about that... Also, notice how Sadistic has yet to comment when he is usually the first to comment on ANY blog. Coincidence!? I think not...
Alexradl's Destructoid Blog
My whole life is worthless. Everything I've accomplished means nothing. All of my beliefs and values are false. This changes everything.
Thornnn's Destructoid Blog
I Love you all.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Hate to debunk your Matlocking, but I've talked to Sadistic and if you're nice I'll show you a pic of him too. LMAO.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Destructoid Blog
Yojimbo.

Naked pics?
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Well, as long as I keep getting paid in hot bitches for my work on Tomopop, I don't care who the hell is writing the checks.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I dunno who the hell that is. Is he a new member or something?
Wexx's Destructoid Blog
Hah. I, for one, welcome our new loving overlord.
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
The world, it crumbles.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
Niero is Sadistic.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
Niero is Sadistic.
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
The jig is up. Destructoid is WiiSucks.
MEE's Destructoid Blog
wiisuck is sharpless!
nebones's Destructoid Blog
woah...
Daxelman's Destructoid Blog
I agree with Grim.

Game Over man.


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