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Matlocking Exclusive: Who's Really Behind Destructoid?
Coonskin05 | 11:10 PM on 10.12.2008 34 comments


No one has done any old fashioned matlocking on DToid for a while, and a while earlier I saw my opportunity to. Now, I'm no psychic, I haven't sold my soul to Jesus in order to be granted secrets like this, I'm just good at finding things out I guess you could say. Anyways, since Desu Desu Extravaganza is over, the front page has been changed a little, and this snuck it's way on to the header.



Destructoid loves us huh? Then I started thinking, who else loves us?









It makes sense, really it does. No one has ever seen Mr. Sadistic in real life, or even a picture of him. I don't blame you Niero. It's like in Dogma, where God just wants to inhabit a human body and spend some time on Earth. Sometimes you just want to pretend like you're one of us, and have us all treat you like a peer, instead of God. Understandable. But the cat's out of the bag now big guy. Sorry to blow your cover, but matlocking is above all else.



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Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 23:14
Maurice Tan
That blew my mind. It must be true!
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 23:14
Ub3rSlug
My God... it all makes sense.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 23:18
pendelton21
Welcome to paranoia. I love you.
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 23:18
godkow
Haha, I thought the same thing, too. At least I know I'm not insane now.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 23:33
Dynamic Sheep
The thing is, Sadistic is pretty regular at PS3 FNF, and you'd think people would recognize his voice if he were Niero.

However, it is strange that the header says this. Maybe Mr. Sadistic hacked the site and is holding it for ransom.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 00:06
Jordan Devore
Game over man, game over.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 00:06
Clockwork
Mr. Sadistic is actually Jim Sterling, Niero, Workman, and CTZ.

It's a proven fact.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 00:17
Bob Muir
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone...
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 00:32
Puppy Licks
NO! It cannot be!
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 00:43
CountingConflict
Welcome to the only c-blog post in the site's history without a Mr. Sadistic comment. I think you're on to something coonskin.
Funktastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 01:06
Funktastic
Sweet jeebus! =O ALERT THE MEDIA!
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 01:08
Electro Lemon
"It's like in Dogma"

Oh god, I would hope not.
Captain Morgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 01:49
Captain Morgan
I just had an orgaztoid.
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 01:57
tsunamikitsune
OH GOD EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 02:19
ZekeThePlumber
Please don't stroke his ego. You might give him a God complex. OH WAI-
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 04:09
The Incredible Edible Egg
I'm Spartacus! No wait, was it ElectroLemon? WiiSucks?

Oh yeah, I love you.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 04:18
CrocBox
I was wondering about that... Also, notice how Sadistic has yet to comment when he is usually the first to comment on ANY blog. Coincidence!? I think not...
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 07:09
Alexradl
My whole life is worthless. Everything I've accomplished means nothing. All of my beliefs and values are false. This changes everything.
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 08:00
Thornnn
I Love you all.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 09:19
Y0j1mb0
Hate to debunk your Matlocking, but I've talked to Sadistic and if you're nice I'll show you a pic of him too. LMAO.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 09:43
RICHARD BLOCKER
Yojimbo.

Naked pics?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 11:05
Brian Szabelski
Well, as long as I keep getting paid in hot bitches for my work on Tomopop, I don't care who the hell is writing the checks.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 11:18
MrSadistic
I dunno who the hell that is. Is he a new member or something?
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 12:44
Wexx
Hah. I, for one, welcome our new loving overlord.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 13:59
Spartacus
The world, it crumbles.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 14:39
Sharpless
Niero is Sadistic.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 15:42
Mushman
Niero is Sadistic.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 16:50
MechaMonkey
The jig is up. Destructoid is WiiSucks.
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 18:28
MEE
wiisuck is sharpless!
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/14/2008 00:31
nebones
woah...
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2008 18:48
Daxelman
I agree with Grim.

Game Over man.
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