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Fuck You 1UP (In Before Workman)
Coonskin05 | 3:20 PM on 09.19.2007 24 comments





We all know that 1UP doesn't particularly love us. It's understandable when you have competition. But when we get to have our day, let us have our fucking day you twats. Most other game news sites that have reported Mr. Destructoid in Bomberman LIVE have at least been up front about it, whether they like it or not. but the bitchasses at 1UP won't even respectfully give us a nod. The title in the link I just posted is "Bomberman Live Download Pack 2 Next Week". And there's a much smaller subtitle below it that reads "Hudson teams with popular gaming blog".


FUCK YOU PHILIP KOLLAR

Nowhere else in the body of the text was another mention of DToid or a "popular gaming blog". I had to (unfortunately) read the article 3 times before I even saw the subtitle, that's how downplayed it is. Looks like you are the "popular (and I use that term loosely) gaming blog" now, because we sure as fuck aren't, we're the World Famous "I'm in vidya games" Destructoid. So blow me Philip Kollar. And blow everyone who works for, contributes to, and loves DToid, and maybe one day you can learn what it is to write for a "popular gaming blog".



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Neonie's Destructoid Blog
1up = Fail

EGM = Win (though not as much win as Dtoid but those are two totally diffrent things).

Also: Dtoid needs a magazine.

That's just MO on it.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Destructoid Blog
I see this getting worse before it gets better, possibly devolving into a Jets vs. Sharks situation.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
But but, 1up has such hot women in the 1up show!
BigPopaGamer's Destructoid Blog
*stands up out of his chair* Clap........clap........clap.......clap.....clap...clap..clap.clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapWhistleScreamCurse etc.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
I stand by my previous statements: there are cool people on the 1UP/EGM team, like Jeremy Parish, Shane Bettenhausen, Scott Sharkey, Crispin, Ray, and some other guys in that crowd. Outside of that, it's just a bunch of regular journalists who cycle in and out of the magazine every few months and rarely make an impact. I doubt this guy has much of an influence there, as I've never heard his name before. Probably an indication of why he sucks so much.
Jordan Devore's Destructoid Blog
I agree with Necros.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Holy sh-
Def JM's Destructoid Blog
I see DickMcVengeance, and atheistium already made some posts
itemforty's Destructoid Blog
I'm on the fence, but I'm a bit of a dtoid fanboy now so I can't speak about any other sites without a hint of venom.
ShawnKelfonne's Destructoid Blog
@Neonie: Why would DToid need a magazine? None of the "news" in Game Informer is anything new after I've already read it online. The only reason I get it is because Gamestop ships it to me for owning their card.
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
@Shawn

Novelty. It would be awsome to hold Dtoid's news in my hands. I could care less if i've already read it, I would read it again on real paper. I just like that feeling.
Redzie's Destructoid Blog
Why do you have to fight??? Think of the children!!!!
Morrius's Destructoid Blog
I don't think dtoid regulars jumping in like hypersensitive only-children is going to help much. Does anyone give a fuck about 1up, one way or the other? I visit the site sometimes, remember how horrible the layout is, and leave again. That's about the extent of it.
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
Who's "1UP?"
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
Bleh, 1UP and IGN, the gaming sites no one likes.
Phist's Destructoid Blog
One of my favorite photos of Johnny Cash!

Guys, I summed up the love and hate over here.
Hollie Bennett's Destructoid Blog
what the hell is a '1up'?!

never heard of them...
xBBx's Destructoid Blog
I really don't understand why Phillip decided to not acknowledge the Destructoid mascot being included in the Bomberman expansion pack. I mean, it was all over the press release Hudson released today.

Odd...very odd...

Anyways, you really should find out the full story before passing judgment on someone. Phillip is actually a pretty standup guy and I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for the way the article came out.
DynamicSheep's Destructoid Blog
Used to be that IGN was my go to site for video game info, and 1up & Gamespot was my fall back on slow newsdays. After discovering that DESTRUCTOID is the premier video game news and community website, IGN became my fall back when nothing's happening (read: once in a blue moon) here. Maybe that's why they failed to mention you guys... even saying destructoid causes people to leave by the thousands.
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
I agree with Neonie, a dtoid magazine would rock pretty hard, even if it were full of OFN.

As far as the 1up editors, I've always liked Crispin, Shoe and Mark Macdonald. There are some other interesting writers, but those three vets have always stood out in my mind

Not that it matters because nowadays I subscribe to game informer instead of EG (gamestop discount cards ftw) and I read destructoid over 1up.
kaneka's Destructoid Blog
wow...just goes to show you how desperate they are to stop people from coming over to the light.
Tron Knotts's Destructoid Blog
I'm sure it's nothing personal. Dude just didn't want his company to lose audinece to Destructoid so he is less likely to be fired.

It's just buisneees.
jorge's Destructoid Blog
"As far as the 1up editors, I've always liked Crispin, Shoe and Mark Macdonald. There are some other interesting writers, but those three vets have always stood out in my mind "

None of them are still with the company. :\


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