Hello Destructoid, I just got back from Gamecock's EIEIO 2008, and it was, in a word, amazing. It was so awesome that I don't think I could do it justice by writing about it in a story sense, I'm just going to list what happened, no bullshit, no editing, just the stone cold facts, bullet point style.

-Had my first beer at 12:30 pm (Workmeng style)

-Open bar

-Got a chance to play Hail to the Chimp, Pirates vs. Ninjas Dodgeball, Insecticide, and Legendary

-Got some sneak peeks of Stronghold Crusader Extreme, Dungeon Hero, Mushroom Men, Velvet Assassin, and Section 8

-Got a free copy of Dementium: The Ward and a review copy of Insecticide for the DS

-Saw a giant cock


-Watched a girl ride the giant cock


-Burlesque dancers




-Burlesque dancer pictured above's nipple tassels fell off shortly after said pictures

-Met Nick Chester


-Drank with Nick Chester

-Talked shit about all of you with Nick Chester

-Became drunken best buddies with the guys from Wideload (devs behind Hail to the Chimp)

-Was going to play Rock Band in front of everyone but the disc was fucked :(

-Slept in a $145 hotel room paid completely by Gamecock