Do you like touching yourself...down there? Do you like using a computer? Do you like doing both at the same time? Well then boy do I have a product for you. These bad boys have it all. A functioning keyboard sewn to your crotch, speakers resting on your kneecaps, and a back pocket specifically designed for carrying a mouse. I shit you not.



But seriously, I cannot imagine someone wearing these in public unless they had 0 percent shame. Fucking zero. And why? Why do you need an extra keyboard? What's the matter with the one that's attached to your computer? I'll tell you, you just want to diddle yourself in the name of the internet (not like you don't already). Would any of you actually purchase a pair of these? If so, may God have mercy on your souls, because the rest of the world sure won't.

[Via Elite Choice]