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I haven't masturbated in a week, and it feels great
coleslaw \| 7:15 PM on 04.10.2008	77 comments

I think the womens can smell it because damn if I didn't catch some chicks looking at me. seriously, you guys should try it. I feel smarter too, I swear to god.

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MrSadistic

I like the group thang better.

Danmartigan

WTF are you doing in my internet?

MATTFOO

I HAD TO LAST NIGHT WHEN I FOUND OUT I WONT THAT EPIC CONTEST. IT WAS NICE..BUT NOT AS NICE AS THIS...

Agent Embryo

weird, I just finished

MePlayGames

Chump. Try giving it up for lent!

razerangel

pr0n!

UMF Skibum

You know what feels even greater? Masturbating.

Puppy Licks

What's that I see in the distance?

Chad Concelmo

What the hell is going on in here?

Clockwork

lol@UMF

aborto thefetus

WHY ARE YOU BLOGGING ABOUT THIS?!

MATTFOO

COLE SLAW WAS JUST TELLING US HES A HOMO AND SHOULD NEVER POST ANOTHER BLOG

The Bez

aborto thefetus

FOR

Rogue Trooper

@Chad:

I have no earthly idea.

aborto thefetus

THE

pinksage

LAWLS

aborto thefetus

LOVE

CrakieRacooon

You are a strong and brave man and I salute you my good man.
You are certainly a rare one among the breed indeed.
I didn't think guys couldn't last a day without flappin off.

aborto thefetus

Chad Concelmo

@The Bez,
YES! :)

aborto thefetus

GOD

aborto thefetus

WHY?

Wedge

Wat're the odds that facepalm jesus statue spreads to the rest of the interwebs? I'd say likely to good.

Wedge

Wat're the odds that facepalm jesus statue spreads to the rest of the interwebs? I'd say likely to good.

lowercaseluke

I haven't had sex in a week and it feels great.

Great like boredom.

lowercaseluke

I haven't had sex in a week and it feels great.

Great like boredom.

lowercaseluke

I haven't had sex in a week and it feels great.

Lavallee017

this is like on Seinfeld when George gets wicked smart by not having sex. I just never took that step and tried it!

bravery/recklessness thy name is coleslaw.

lowercaseluke

I haven't had facepalm jesus statue in a week and it feels great.

BS3 Owner

^ k....

@ The Bez

MrSadistic

For the people who didn't get my first comment, I was looking for people to help out during my next group masturbation get-together.

naib

laughs at Danmartigan

Wait..
Is that girl getting fsck'd in the back of a Volkswagen?

Based on your picture selection I'd say you should do us a favor and go rub one out.

MePlayGames

@MrSadistic
How does that work? Curious, but no thanks.

naib

@Sadistic

Did you get finally get a PlayStation Eye?!

B-Radicate

Happy face.

king3vbo

This blog is THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

Corak

MrSadistic

@nailb

Yeah I got a "Playstation Eye". If by "Playstation Eye" you mean "found a group of people that share my interest in touching each other's wangs", then I guess I did get one.

aborto thefetus

This blog is complete fail, yet the comments are complete win.

Spartacus

RON PAUL, /cb/

naib

@Sadistic

Nice! Close enough!

Velt

You know now that you make me think about this I havent had sex or masturbatory action since Sunday.
Ill be right back...

konchu

Little too much imformation :)

kaciesaurus

thanks for sharing

007

You know what feels even better? Masturbating after not being able to for a week. and doing the "group thang" with Sadistic.

Also, you're a worthless piece of shit. Hide this blog now. YOu're not a respected member of anything and never will be.

Citizen Brain

I forgot math.

Elitechief27

Fap?

Snaileb

Fucking great.

NsOmNiA91130

That's because you finally have a real sex drive. You may not have noticed it, but you've likely been more open and talking to women more. It's because your body doesn't think it's fucking three times a day, and therefore wants to actually meet women.

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