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I haven't masturbated in a week, and it feels great
coleslaw | 7:15 PM on 04.10.2008 75 comments




I think the womens can smell it because damn if I didn't catch some chicks looking at me. seriously, you guys should try it. I feel smarter too, I swear to god.



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MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I like the group thang better.
Danmartigan's Destructoid Blog
WTF are you doing in my internet?
MATTFOO's Destructoid Blog
I HAD TO LAST NIGHT WHEN I FOUND OUT I WONT THAT EPIC CONTEST. IT WAS NICE..BUT NOT AS NICE AS THIS...
Agent Embryo's Destructoid Blog
weird, I just finished
MePlayGames's Destructoid Blog
Chump. Try giving it up for lent!
razerangel's Destructoid Blog
pr0n!
UMF Skibum's Destructoid Blog
You know what feels even greater? Masturbating.
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog

What's that I see in the distance?
Chad Concelmo's Destructoid Blog
What the hell is going on in here?
Clockwork's Destructoid Blog
lol@UMF
aborto thefetus's Destructoid Blog
WHY ARE YOU BLOGGING ABOUT THIS?!
MATTFOO's Destructoid Blog
COLE SLAW WAS JUST TELLING US HES A HOMO AND SHOULD NEVER POST ANOTHER BLOG
Rogue Trooper's Destructoid Blog
@Chad:

I have no earthly idea.
pinksage's Destructoid Blog
LAWLS
CrakieRacooon's Destructoid Blog
You are a strong and brave man and I salute you my good man.
You are certainly a rare one among the breed indeed.
I didn't think guys couldn't last a day without flappin off.
Chad Concelmo's Destructoid Blog
@The Bez,
YES! :)
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
Wat're the odds that facepalm jesus statue spreads to the rest of the interwebs? I'd say likely to good.
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
Wat're the odds that facepalm jesus statue spreads to the rest of the interwebs? I'd say likely to good.
lowercaseluke's Destructoid Blog
I haven't had sex in a week and it feels great.



Great like boredom.
lowercaseluke's Destructoid Blog
I haven't had sex in a week and it feels great.



Great like boredom.
lowercaseluke's Destructoid Blog
I haven't had sex in a week and it feels great.
Lavallee017's Destructoid Blog
this is like on Seinfeld when George gets wicked smart by not having sex. I just never took that step and tried it!

bravery/recklessness thy name is coleslaw.
lowercaseluke's Destructoid Blog
I haven't had facepalm jesus statue in a week and it feels great.
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
^ k....

@ The Bez

MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
For the people who didn't get my first comment, I was looking for people to help out during my next group masturbation get-together.
naib's Destructoid Blog
laughs at Danmartigan

Wait..
Is that girl getting fsck'd in the back of a Volkswagen?

Based on your picture selection I'd say you should do us a favor and go rub one out.
MePlayGames's Destructoid Blog
@MrSadistic
How does that work? Curious, but no thanks.
naib's Destructoid Blog
@Sadistic

Did you get finally get a PlayStation Eye?!
B-Radicate's Destructoid Blog
Happy face.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
This blog is THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
@nailb

Yeah I got a "Playstation Eye". If by "Playstation Eye" you mean "found a group of people that share my interest in touching each other's wangs", then I guess I did get one.
aborto thefetus's Destructoid Blog
This blog is complete fail, yet the comments are complete win.
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog

RON PAUL, /cb/
naib's Destructoid Blog
@Sadistic

Nice! Close enough!
Velt's Destructoid Blog
You know now that you make me think about this I havent had sex or masturbatory action since Sunday.
Ill be right back...
konchu's Destructoid Blog
Little too much imformation :)


kaciesaurus's Destructoid Blog
thanks for sharing
007's Destructoid Blog
You know what feels even better? Masturbating after not being able to for a week. and doing the "group thang" with Sadistic.


Also, you're a worthless piece of shit. Hide this blog now. YOu're not a respected member of anything and never will be.
Citizen Brain's Destructoid Blog
I forgot math.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Fucking great.
NsOmNiA91130's Destructoid Blog
That's because you finally have a real sex drive. You may not have noticed it, but you've likely been more open and talking to women more. It's because your body doesn't think it's fucking three times a day, and therefore wants to actually meet women.


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