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Best I ever saw was "Oops, I swallowed!"
The worst? "Cummin' from gummin'"
"Gum Me Bear"
crap, fail.
"Gum Me Bare"
Used to work at a video store, enjoyed new porn day...
Favorites:
My Ass Is Haunted
Underwater Lesbians (literally, underwater camera, like if Jaque Cousteau did porn)
A Good Source Of Iron
I'll try to think of more later, if I get sufficiently bored
Womb Raider, Final Fantasies, Whore of the Rings, Gears of Whores ... gaming porn titles are endless
@Faith - You've just reminded me.
World of Whorecraft
A film by the name of A Clockwork Orgy came into stock when I was working at a video store years ago. Damn those female droogs on the cover were foxy.
Free My Willy was one I heard in a movie once.
lmao@ One Came Over A Hooker's Chest
too bad it's not real - yet.
i watched miss congeniality with my fiance the other day. i love when she finger quotes "arma-get-it-on" classic.
You knew someone would quote Clerks. eventually...
"Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".
Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Cock
In Diana Jones: The Temple of Poon
XXXBox is a pretty good one:
http://digg.com/xbox_360/XXXBox_XXXTREME_fun_at_every_level_NSFW_PIC
"These boots were made for fucking"
Boner Jams '03
FACE JAM!
And Whorecraft of course.
@Prof. Pew
HOLY SHIT
I have to make lyrics to that.
Psychosluts
Rome: Total Whore
Secret of Man-aise
umm... that's all I got
Double Dragon doesn't really need any changes does it?
God of Whore, Ratchet and Stank, Killer 17 inches, Marvelous Tits Vs Cap's Cum, One eyed monster may cry.