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Gaming Porn Title of the Week
codballs | 2:37 PM on 08.08.2007 22 comments


Grand Theft Anal 10 - Obviously NSFW but safer than the Fleshbot article that brought it to my attention.

Nothing amuses me more than a decent porn title. Let Them Eat Cock, Edward Penishands, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Catch Her In The Eye, and my own invention (and possibly the funniest thing ever to leave my mind) One Came Over A Hooker's Chest are all guaranteed to brighten up a boring day at work.

And while no-one can claim that "Grand Theft Anal 10" is particularly witty, it's nice to know that our hobby is branching out into other artistic arenas.



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tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 14:51
tazarthayoot
Best I ever saw was "Oops, I swallowed!"

The worst? "Cummin' from gummin'"
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 14:54
-D-
"Gum Me Bear"
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 14:54
-D-
crap, fail.

"Gum Me Bare"
SkaGoblin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 15:02
SkaGoblin
Used to work at a video store, enjoyed new porn day...

Favorites:

My Ass Is Haunted
Underwater Lesbians (literally, underwater camera, like if Jaque Cousteau did porn)
A Good Source Of Iron

I'll try to think of more later, if I get sufficiently bored
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 15:30
Faith
Womb Raider, Final Fantasies, Whore of the Rings, Gears of Whores ... gaming porn titles are endless
codballs's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 15:34
codballs
@Faith - You've just reminded me.

World of Whorecraft
David Houghton 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 15:34
David Houghton
A film by the name of A Clockwork Orgy came into stock when I was working at a video store years ago. Damn those female droogs on the cover were foxy.
Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 15:45
Altair78
Free My Willy was one I heard in a movie once.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 15:56
kawitchate
lmao@ One Came Over A Hooker's Chest

too bad it's not real - yet.
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 16:22
jerrt
i watched miss congeniality with my fiance the other day. i love when she finger quotes "arma-get-it-on" classic.
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 16:57
MaximusPaynicus
You knew someone would quote Clerks. eventually...

"Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".
slorojo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 17:04
slorojo
Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Cock
In Diana Jones: The Temple of Poon
zizzy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 17:22
zizzy
XXXBox is a pretty good one:
http://digg.com/xbox_360/XXXBox_XXXTREME_fun_at_every_level_NSFW_PIC
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 18:37
Das Inchworm
"These boots were made for fucking"
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 18:56
Aaron Mxy Yost
Boner Jams '03
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 20:24
Maurice Tan
FACE JAM!

And Whorecraft of course.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2007 23:49
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
@Prof. Pew

HOLY SHIT

I have to make lyrics to that.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2007 23:08
Detry
Psychosluts

Rome: Total Whore

Secret of Man-aise

umm... that's all I got
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2007 23:45
JonDarkwood
Double Dragon doesn't really need any changes does it?
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2007 08:49
s0lesurviv0r
God of Whore, Ratchet and Stank, Killer 17 inches, Marvelous Tits Vs Cap's Cum, One eyed monster may cry.
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