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The worst? "Cummin' from gummin'"
"Gum Me Bare"
Favorites:
My Ass Is Haunted
Underwater Lesbians (literally, underwater camera, like if Jaque Cousteau did porn)
A Good Source Of Iron
I'll try to think of more later, if I get sufficiently bored
World of Whorecraft
too bad it's not real - yet.
"Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".
In Diana Jones: The Temple of Poon
http://digg.com/xbox_360/XXXBox_XXXTREME_fun_at_every_level_NSFW_PIC
And Whorecraft of course.
HOLY SHIT
I have to make lyrics to that.
Rome: Total Whore
Secret of Man-aise
umm... that's all I got