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Gaming Porn Title of the Week
codballs \| 2:37 PM on 08.08.2007	21 comments

Grand Theft Anal 10 - Obviously NSFW but safer than the Fleshbot article that brought it to my attention.

Nothing amuses me more than a decent porn title. Let Them Eat Cock, Edward Penishands, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Catch Her In The Eye, and my own invention (and possibly the funniest thing ever to leave my mind) One Came Over A Hooker's Chest are all guaranteed to brighten up a boring day at work.

And while no-one can claim that "Grand Theft Anal 10" is particularly witty, it's nice to know that our hobby is branching out into other artistic arenas.

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20 comments | showing # 1 to 20

tazarthayoot

Best I ever saw was "Oops, I swallowed!"

The worst? "Cummin' from gummin'"

-D-

"Gum Me Bear"

-D-

crap, fail.

"Gum Me Bare"

SkaGoblin

Used to work at a video store, enjoyed new porn day...

Favorites:

My Ass Is Haunted
Underwater Lesbians (literally, underwater camera, like if Jaque Cousteau did porn)
A Good Source Of Iron

I'll try to think of more later, if I get sufficiently bored

Faith

Womb Raider, Final Fantasies, Whore of the Rings, Gears of Whores ... gaming porn titles are endless

codballs

@Faith - You've just reminded me.

World of Whorecraft

David Houghton

A film by the name of A Clockwork Orgy came into stock when I was working at a video store years ago. Damn those female droogs on the cover were foxy.

Altair78

Free My Willy was one I heard in a movie once.

kawitchate

lmao@ One Came Over A Hooker's Chest

too bad it's not real - yet.

jerrt

i watched miss congeniality with my fiance the other day. i love when she finger quotes "arma-get-it-on" classic.

MaximusPaynicus

You knew someone would quote Clerks. eventually...

"Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".

slorojo

Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Cock
In Diana Jones: The Temple of Poon

zizzy

XXXBox is a pretty good one:
http://digg.com/xbox_360/XXXBox_XXXTREME_fun_at_every_level_NSFW_PIC

Das Inchworm

"These boots were made for fucking"

Mxyzptlk

Boner Jams '03

Professor Pew

FACE JAM!

And Whorecraft of course.

@Prof. Pew

HOLY SHIT

I have to make lyrics to that.

Detry

Psychosluts

Rome: Total Whore

Secret of Man-aise

umm... that's all I got

JonDarkwood

Double Dragon doesn't really need any changes does it?

s0lesurviv0r

God of Whore, Ratchet and Stank, Killer 17 inches, Marvelous Tits Vs Cap's Cum, One eyed monster may cry.

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