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Can a Lightsaber cut through Superman?!? (w/ pic)
chief blaze | 12:07 PM on 02.02.2008 17 comments


source: http://gizmodo.com/351747/can-a-lightsaber-cut-through-superman

This question may be more important than lunch itself. Can a Lightsaber cut through Superman. I think this might even work as an actual game, mixing the two genres, I dont remember being done before.

Anyway, heres the article.

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Can a gadget defeat a superhero? Here's a question our sister site io9 posed: can a lightsaber cut through Superman? We put both our nerdy gadget knowledge and our nerdy superhero knowledge to the test and came up with reasons why it could and reasons why it couldn't.


Yes
• If the lightsaber crystal was green, like green kryptonite, or if they actually used kryptonite as the crystal, then Superman would melt like a hot knife through even hotter dog droppings.
• Superman's been injured by lasers before (see most aliens he's fought), so an extremely focused laser like a lightsaber could possibly hurt him if applied directly to the skin for a long enough time.
• If he were under the effects of kryptonite, when even bullets can hurt him, then a lightsaber could definitely chop off parts of his body.

No
• What type of radiation does the lightsaber emit? It's light, and Superman gets power from the sun, so the lightsaber could be a refreshing lamp.
• It would just burn off his clothes, like in Superman 2, but it wouldn't hurt him.
• He uses lasers (his own heat vision) to shave himself, so the best the lightsaber could do would to singe his chest hair, or give him a nice shave down there.
• Jedis can't actually cut through "everything" with the sword. Example: the big huge door in Episode I. They had to jam in their lightsabers and "melt" a doorway inside the door. The sword was fast to go into the door because they applied all the force to the tip, but was slow cutting because the Jedis are only so strong. Picture you cutting through a watermelon. In the same principle, a lightsaber technically might be able to cut through Superman, but there's nobody strong enough to force it through. Unless you somehow get the Hulk to use a lightsaber. But the Hulk doesn't exist.

Verdict: Superman wins! [Thanks to Achal for his Superman knowledge.]

Image courtesy How Stuff Works



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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14
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Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2008 12:17
Clockwork
Lol...

I was sad to hear that it's impossible to make an actual lightsaber. Technically you could make a dangerous beam coming out of a flashlight, but it would go on forever, not just a couple feet long.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2008 12:17
DaedHead8
When I read the title of you post the only thing I could think was "Sure, if Superman was under the affects of Kryponite a lightsaber could hurt him.

I never considered the possibility of the lightsaber being made of kryptonite. That just screams for a crossover. If Yoda and Vader are going into the next SoulCalibur, why can't they be in the superman comic?
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2008 12:20
Dynamic Sheep
The Hulk would be dark sided, since he let's his anger consume him. The story of padwan Bruce Banner's rise through the Jedi ranks, and subsequent turn to the darkside would make for an awesome crossover title. Which Marvel super hero would play Yoda?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2008 12:23
mix
You would 1st have to stop Super Man before any tests could take place, and that would be hard without kryptonite.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2008 12:28
MrSadistic
AIDS: 1
Superman: 0
chief blaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2008 12:30
chief blaze
I think it all depends on speed, what if Superman had two big lightsabers, and hes got superspeed as we all know. Anyone know if a Jedi is faster than Superman? Superman can also shoot lasers out of his eyes to, so, hes got a few things the Jedi dont. Behold!

B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2008 12:35
B-Radicate
@DynamicSheep: For size, Puck. For smarts, Prof. X.

Fun little article. Never thought of it. Batman would win either way, though.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2008 12:43
Sam Spectre
Only if he was under the effect of kryptonite or if the saber was made out of kryptonite itself.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2008 12:46
DaedHead8
I think superman would be faster then even the most powerful jedi. I also assume he can sustain flight for longer periods of time.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2008 13:03
Aziel13
bullshit
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2008 13:37
Gameboi
I'm one of the biggest Superman and Star Wars fans around, and I say no Jedi/Sith around could hope to take on Superman. He's way too fast, and can kill you from a distance if need be.

Luckily, he has a nice disposition. You don't want to fuck with Kal-El, lightsaber or not.
pancakes mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2008 20:50
pancakes mcgee
I've been trying to run my 'light saber' through Super Girl for years.
AbsoluteZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2008 09:07
AbsoluteZero
surprise attack with a kryptonite light saber. And superman might just go down in a less than glorious death.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 08:39
Snaileb
Im afraid Superman was the great disturbance in the force.
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