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Remember Hackers? Well, I remember the Wipeout scene (and Jolie's breasts)
charlieduke | 1:45 PM on 08.20.2008 13 comments


The two high points for me in the movie, Hackers, had to be when they were playing Wipeout (and it looking amazing) and Angelina's boobs.

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2008/08/20/legendary-wipeout-franchise-coming-to-psn-with-wipeout-hd-details-here/

Why isn't this game out yet?

I want to take a break from hacking through my screensaver like interface here at work and just immerse myself in Wipeout HD! Now, during this time of enjoyment, I don't plan on being in a pool with my hand on Angelina's pre-nose job + babies body. That would just cause a level of sheer bliss that would cause my head to explode. I say this not as an empty threat posed by most other web bloggers who claim tons of shocking news posts will make my head 'splode. This would be for real, chunks of pinkish-gray matter all over the place, brainsplosion.

enough said... I just want Wipeout HD already. I'm not epileptic, and I don't care if you can't sit through that banned episode of Pokemon... give me fast futuristic racing!



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dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 13:58
dephect
I dont know... but I liked her so much more then.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 14:00
randombullseye
I remember that movie well. The unintentional comedy is glorious.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 14:14
galagabug
spandex, its a privlege, not a right.
charlieduke's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 14:39
charlieduke
I feel really stupid because I didn't make a ZeroCool reference... :(
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 14:40
shipero
I'm really looking forward to this game, it seems like I've been waiting forever.
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 14:41
Too Much Coffee Man
it was supposed to be out in July. delayed for who knows what reason. they say epilepsy but they also added a couple tracks to it. its also speculated to be them working out online multiplayer problems.

i'd rather have it late & work well then now & be broken.
charlieduke's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 15:05
charlieduke
@TOO MUCH COFFEE MAN:

I'd rather have it now, and if there is a bug... UPDATE!

lol, every other game is doing this nowadays...
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 15:11
dephect
@Duke

Epilepsy is a bit more than a BUG... lol.
charlieduke's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 15:15
charlieduke
@DEPHECT

It is a human bug. Can't they get their developers to patch them?
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 15:18
dephect
@Duke

You mean god? I dont think he is much for bug fixes.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 18:03
fetusmilk
i like how they were playing time splitters in Shaun of the dead.
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