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Remember Hackers? Well, I remember the Wipeout scene (and Jolie's breasts)
charlieduke \| 1:45 PM on 08.20.2008	11 comments

The two high points for me in the movie, Hackers, had to be when they were playing Wipeout (and it looking amazing) and Angelina's boobs.

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2008/08/20/legendary-wipeout-franchise-coming-to-psn-with-wipeout-hd-details-here/

Why isn't this game out yet?

I want to take a break from hacking through my screensaver like interface here at work and just immerse myself in Wipeout HD! Now, during this time of enjoyment, I don't plan on being in a pool with my hand on Angelina's pre-nose job + babies body. That would just cause a level of sheer bliss that would cause my head to explode. I say this not as an empty threat posed by most other web bloggers who claim tons of shocking news posts will make my head 'splode. This would be for real, chunks of pinkish-gray matter all over the place, brainsplosion.

enough said... I just want Wipeout HD already. I'm not epileptic, and I don't care if you can't sit through that banned episode of Pokemon... give me fast futuristic racing!

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11 comments | showing # 1 to 11

dephect

I dont know... but I liked her so much more then.

randombullseye

I remember that movie well. The unintentional comedy is glorious.

galagabug

spandex, its a privlege, not a right.

charlieduke

I feel really stupid because I didn't make a ZeroCool reference... :(

shipero

I'm really looking forward to this game, it seems like I've been waiting forever.

Too Much Coffee Man

it was supposed to be out in July. delayed for who knows what reason. they say epilepsy but they also added a couple tracks to it. its also speculated to be them working out online multiplayer problems.

i'd rather have it late & work well then now & be broken.

charlieduke

@TOO MUCH COFFEE MAN:

I'd rather have it now, and if there is a bug... UPDATE!

lol, every other game is doing this nowadays...

dephect

@Duke

Epilepsy is a bit more than a BUG... lol.

charlieduke

@DEPHECT

It is a human bug. Can't they get their developers to patch them?

dephect

@Duke

You mean god? I dont think he is much for bug fixes.

fetusmilk

i like how they were playing time splitters in Shaun of the dead.

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