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Remember Hackers? Well, I remember the Wipeout scene (and Jolie's breasts)
charlieduke | 1:45 PM on 08.20.2008 13 comments


The two high points for me in the movie, Hackers, had to be when they were playing Wipeout (and it looking amazing) and Angelina's boobs.

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2008/08/20/legendary-wipeout-franchise-coming-to-psn-with-wipeout-hd-details-here/

Why isn't this game out yet?

I want to take a break from hacking through my screensaver like interface here at work and just immerse myself in Wipeout HD! Now, during this time of enjoyment, I don't plan on being in a pool with my hand on Angelina's pre-nose job + babies body. That would just cause a level of sheer bliss that would cause my head to explode. I say this not as an empty threat posed by most other web bloggers who claim tons of shocking news posts will make my head 'splode. This would be for real, chunks of pinkish-gray matter all over the place, brainsplosion.

enough said... I just want Wipeout HD already. I'm not epileptic, and I don't care if you can't sit through that banned episode of Pokemon... give me fast futuristic racing!

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CONFIRMED: Heavy Rain is the new Dragon's Lair
charlieduke | 11:38 AM on 08.20.2008 28 comments


Gamersyde has the new Heavy Rain trailer:
http://www.gamersyde.com/news_6991_en.html

After viewing it and getting over the amazing animation/graphics engine... I can't help but notice one major game play flaw: Q.T.E. aka Dragon's Lair for the new generation.

I really hope there is more to this game then just pushing buttons at the appropriate time. If not, I don't care how fancy your animation/graphics are, I'm not sold!

I so want to love this game, please let there be game play!!!!

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