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Win a Stack of PC Games!
ceark | 9:35 PM on 08.02.2008 94 comments




Wazzup fellow dtoiders? It's been awhile. I'm still in the midst of cleaning. In this cleaning process, I've formed a stack of pc games that I don't really feel like hanging on to. SO! one of you lucky Dtoiders will win this stack. What's in it?

Arx Fatalis
Black and White 2
Condemned Criminal Origins
Deus Ex
F.E.A.R.
Guild Wars
Half Life 2
Mafia
Prince of Persia The Sands of Time
Septerra Core (Old Obscure RPG that you probably never heard of)
The Sims 2
The Sims 2 University
Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl
Syberia
Total Annihilation
Total Annihilation: The Core Contingency
Tribes
Tribes Vengeance
X-Com Apocalypse

So....how are you gonna win this lovely stack of games? Just leave a comment (only 1 comment please) about anything. Winner will be chosen at random, cause as Dexter345 may tell ya, that's how I roll.

And yes, in my infinite wisdom, I do have all the serial keys still.

DEADLINE

Oh yeah, you have until I wake up tomorrow to make a post. that will be around 4 pm california time, tomorrow.

RULES

Contest is only open to the first 78 posters. If there are more, too bad. there are only 78 tarot cards in a deck.

I will gladly ship out of the United States, but you'll need to cover anything over a 10 dollar shipping charge via paypal (so if it' costs me like 25 bucks to ship something out of the states, you owe me 15 bucks).

BONUS

I have some duplicate NES games that I'll throw in as well:

Duck Tails
Contra
Mig 29
Super Mario/Duck Hunt
Super Mario 3



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Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 21:57
Y0j1mb0
I WILL RELIEVE YOU OF THOSE CEARK.
Benefactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:01
Benefactor
I can has PC stack purty please?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:02
Brian Szabelski
Ceark is a God and my life is incomplete without him.
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:06
RJG
I am a poor Australia man. I want some of these games, as they are not readily available to me, except through piracy, but even that is hard, because our internet sucks. I am currently paying $80 a month for 1.5MB downloads and 256KB upload speed with a 30GB download limit. Your donation to my PC would be well received, but I already have some of those games. These ones I do not have:

Arx Fatalis
Condemned Criminal Origins
F.E.A.R.
Guild Wars
Mafia
Septerra Core (Old Obscure RPG that you probably never heard of)
Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl
Syberia
Total Annihilation
Total Annihilation: The Core Contingency
Tribes
Tribes Vengeance
X-Com Apocalypse

If you want you can give the others to someone else, or give me all of them and I will pass them on as required and pay postage myself.

Also, you are pretty and nice and kind.
DisablingEagle's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:07
DisablingEagle
Don't you need codes for the SIMS 2? Oh well, I love plastic! Give me pwease?
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:08
Alexradl
Sweet. That's a lot of games.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:09
Vlambo
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII e IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:09
BFeld13
Lego Island is the best computer game ever.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:09
Trevor McGee
Please can I has games. :P
gstrange's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:09
gstrange
That stack looks like it would go well with my similar, yet different stack of games.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:11
Aerox
If I win, you won't even have to pay shipping.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:12
vexed alex
I have no fucking idea what to write so I'm writing about me not having any idea what to write...

...Which means I thought of something to write...
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:14
bunnyrabbit2
That is cool. You are a legend already due to recaps and fantastic art and then, you do this. You sir, rule
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:16
MEE
i want that pile of plastic, and i am canadian, and for that reson i should win, even if its random.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:16
Hamza CTZ Aziz
I don't want the PC games. I hate PC games. So why am I commenting? CAUSE I CAN
DonHonk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:17
DonHonk
S.T.A.C.K.E.R: Shadow of the PC Games.

Love you Pep Pep.
superbeefy2050's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:21
superbeefy2050
Furries: One Man's Obsession

Look, I like furries. I can sit at a computer all day and just look at furries and/or furry porn. There's just something that says, "Hey, this is wrong, but its also hot too".

The first furry I've ever seen was about 5 years ago. At the ripe age of 15, puberty was in full swing and I had just discovered porn on the internet. A few months later, the porn was just not as interesting anymore. I would be like, "Great, another anal scene or great, another horse blowing his load on the girls face again". But when I saw that one furry cat taking a dick, I was like "Hellllo (like Christopher Walken from SNL)." My mind, let alone my penis, couldn't comprehend what was going on. My mind said no, but my penis said sweet god yes.

Now a days, furries turn me on more than ever. I love them cats, dogs, horses, and of course them cow furries. Many people saw no, furries are bad and should be banned. But you know what; if we banned furries, that would be unamerican. Freedom of speech would be thrown out the window and that would make us communists. All I'm saying, God bless them furries.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:21
Teta
Recap?
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:24
godkow
Buffaloes like carrots.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:24
Takeshi
I'll just get sad and cry myself to sleep 'cause I don't think you will send those games to The Netherlands right.

also recap indeed.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:26
bluexy
Porridge, or porage, is a simple dish made by boiling oats (normally crushed oats, occasionally oatmeal) or another cereal in water, milk, or both. Dishes made from cornmeal to which boiling water is added are a variant of porridge, though these are more often described by regional/national variant names such as polenta and grits and are prepared and served according to special regional traditions. Oat and semolina porridge are the most popular varieties in many countries, other cereals used for porridge include rice, wheat, barley, and cornmeal. Legumes such as peasemeal can also be used to make porridge. Gruel is similar to porridge but is much more like a drink; it has a very thin consistency and is made with water.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:29
DarkTravesty

adventure!?
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:29
riomccarthy
I absolutely love you Ceark and your painting is hanging on my wall. :D I'm drooling over it and possibly thinking of making out with it as we speak. Would that be weird? :P
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:35
taumpytears
I would loooove some new pc games! Also roosters.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:36
Clockwork
Have I told you how beautiful you look today?

But in all honesty, it would be freaking awesome to win that stack, not to mention those sweet NES games!
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:39
free touch
for reals, I would like those games. Double for reals, we should colab on some fat art shit.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:44
GoS-CPT-Stewart
Umm... this is the most awesome contest ever!

Also, I love you...
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:45
ajaxender
Awesome, Total Annihilation! Thats still the awesomeist rts ive ever played. (i dont want to win, i have all the games i like from that pile and i live in nz so it will cost me. I just wanted to comment on the rts awesomeness)
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:50
Senisan
art is cool
Soggy Toast's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:50
Soggy Toast
Please sir, may I have some round plastic discs.
etirflita's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:51
etirflita
I remember wasting a lot of time with the Tribes demo when it first came out, good stuff.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:52
bbrigg1
78!!!!!!!!!!!
Arcanum's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 22:59
Arcanum
do want
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:00
randombullseye
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/78_(number)

Look at all that time someone wasted writing about the number 78.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:00
Dead Movie Star
Skinny girls are a waste of time. There are no good ways to cook them and the meat itself is too lean.
vonneuton's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:00
vonneuton

The man above is looking at my game collection.

Also,
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:00
Spartacus
GIMME GIMME GIMME
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:01
MechaMonkey
Me love you long time.

Also, me love Darktravesty long time for that pic.
MrRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:11
MrRed
TITS
bahss's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:17
bahss
I hope you don't have to play those with a controller, because they're unplayable with a controller.
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:18
Twisted Imp
I probably can't play half these games, but I would love to win me some free stuff.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:23
Dan CiTi
You're like Snake in MGS2(a badass).
omar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:27
omar
if you give me those i will be your sexy slave. Well maybe not but, you will be my best friend so plz give me them plz.
deletemyaccount's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:43
deletemyaccount
I'm watching Titanic right now and it's such a gay movie.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:52
tazarthayoot
If I win...

lol, if
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 23:58
MATTFOO
Wow! What a contest!

I love you ceark. Pick me!
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 00:00
velcroman
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velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 00:01
velcroman
how the hell did that happen.

lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 00:18
lucashoal
This is a comment. Made of pixels.
mariohammer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 00:24
mariohammer
You're amazing!
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