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I WILL RELIEVE YOU OF THOSE CEARK.
I can has PC stack purty please?
Ceark is a God and my life is incomplete without him.
I am a poor Australia man. I want some of these games, as they are not readily available to me, except through piracy, but even that is hard, because our internet sucks. I am currently paying $80 a month for 1.5MB downloads and 256KB upload speed with a 30GB download limit. Your donation to my PC would be well received, but I already have some of those games. These ones I do not have:
Arx Fatalis
Condemned Criminal Origins
F.E.A.R.
Guild Wars
Mafia
Septerra Core (Old Obscure RPG that you probably never heard of)
Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl
Syberia
Total Annihilation
Total Annihilation: The Core Contingency
Tribes
Tribes Vengeance
X-Com Apocalypse
If you want you can give the others to someone else, or give me all of them and I will pass them on as required and pay postage myself.
Also, you are pretty and nice and kind.
Don't you need codes for the SIMS 2? Oh well, I love plastic! Give me pwease?
Sweet. That's a lot of games.
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII e IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Lego Island is the best computer game ever.
Please can I has games. :P
That stack looks like it would go well with my similar, yet different stack of games.
If I win, you won't even have to pay shipping.
I have no fucking idea what to write so I'm writing about me not having any idea what to write...
...Which means I thought of something to write...
If I win, I'll pay shipping.
That is cool. You are a legend already due to recaps and fantastic art and then, you do this. You sir, rule
i want that pile of plastic, and i am canadian, and for that reson i should win, even if its random.
I don't want the PC games. I hate PC games. So why am I commenting? CAUSE I CAN
S.T.A.C.K.E.R: Shadow of the PC Games.
Love you Pep Pep.
Furries: One Man's Obsession
Look, I like furries. I can sit at a computer all day and just look at furries and/or furry porn. There's just something that says, "Hey, this is wrong, but its also hot too".
The first furry I've ever seen was about 5 years ago. At the ripe age of 15, puberty was in full swing and I had just discovered porn on the internet. A few months later, the porn was just not as interesting anymore. I would be like, "Great, another anal scene or great, another horse blowing his load on the girls face again". But when I saw that one furry cat taking a dick, I was like "Hellllo (like Christopher Walken from SNL)." My mind, let alone my penis, couldn't comprehend what was going on. My mind said no, but my penis said sweet god yes.
Now a days, furries turn me on more than ever. I love them cats, dogs, horses, and of course them cow furries. Many people saw no, furries are bad and should be banned. But you know what; if we banned furries, that would be unamerican. Freedom of speech would be thrown out the window and that would make us communists. All I'm saying, God bless them furries.
Recap?
Buffaloes like carrots.
I'll just get sad and cry myself to sleep 'cause I don't think you will send those games to The Netherlands right.
also recap indeed.
Porridge, or porage, is a simple dish made by boiling oats (normally crushed oats, occasionally oatmeal) or another cereal in water, milk, or both. Dishes made from cornmeal to which boiling water is added are a variant of porridge, though these are more often described by regional/national variant names such as polenta and grits and are prepared and served according to special regional traditions. Oat and semolina porridge are the most popular varieties in many countries, other cereals used for porridge include rice, wheat, barley, and cornmeal. Legumes such as peasemeal can also be used to make porridge. Gruel is similar to porridge but is much more like a drink; it has a very thin consistency and is made with water.
adventure!?
I absolutely love you Ceark and your painting is hanging on my wall. :D I'm drooling over it and possibly thinking of making out with it as we speak. Would that be weird? :P
I would loooove some new pc games! Also roosters.
Have I told you how beautiful you look today?
But in all honesty, it would be freaking awesome to win that stack, not to mention those sweet NES games!
for reals, I would like those games. Double for reals, we should colab on some fat art shit.
Umm... this is the most awesome contest ever!
Also, I love you...
Awesome, Total Annihilation! Thats still the awesomeist rts ive ever played. (i dont want to win, i have all the games i like from that pile and i live in nz so it will cost me. I just wanted to comment on the rts awesomeness)
art is cool
Please sir, may I have some round plastic discs.
I remember wasting a lot of time with the Tribes demo when it first came out, good stuff.
78!!!!!!!!!!!
do want
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/78_(number)
Look at all that time someone wasted writing about the number 78.
Skinny girls are a waste of time. There are no good ways to cook them and the meat itself is too lean.
The man above is looking at my game collection.
Also,
GIMME GIMME GIMME
Me love you long time.
Also, me love Darktravesty long time for that pic.
TITS
I hope you don't have to play those with a controller, because they're unplayable with a controller.
I probably can't play half these games, but I would love to win me some free stuff.
You're like Snake in MGS2(a badass).
if you give me those i will be your sexy slave. Well maybe not but, you will be my best friend so plz give me them plz.
I'm watching Titanic right now and it's such a gay movie.
If I win...
lol, if
Wow! What a contest!
I love you ceark. Pick me!
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how the hell did that happen.
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