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- my name is ark.
- my handle is ceark. it's pronounced say-ark. this is also my psnid/gamertag
- i'm a 27 years old artist.
- destructoid member since it's year 1.


ceark's current all time favorites:
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1. terranigma
3. okami
4. odin sphere
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6. valkyria chronicles
7. breath of fire 4
8. final fantasy 7
9 rune factory 3


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ceark | 2:26 AM on 04.27.2008 24 comments


I don't play online accept with DTOIDers and friends. Why? Because I like interacting with mature people. The online gaming community is just to saturated with prepubescent boys with only cursory words in their vocabulary and not a spot of courtesy in their repertoire. People have made the reference of "the xbox" baby sitting the children of people who really shouldn't be having children. But I think that analogy is incomplete. Really, it's the mature crowd babysitting the children of people who really shouldn't be having children in their mature rated online games. Seriously. If I could find the parents of every rude child that I've endured while playing online (which is not many, because I avoid playing online. BUT every single time I do play online in a non dtoid game, I run into them), I would mail them a bill for babysitting. Or I'd slap the mother and kick the father in balls with a firm "you-shoulda-used-a-condom" lecture.

But today was interesting. I've been itching to get to lvl 12 on COD4 so that I could get the TOID clan tag. This was a chance to get there faster (double xp weekend), which means less baby sitting.

So I generally don't say anything, during these games. I just ignore the children as best as I can. But today for some reason, one of these children started harrassing me for no apparent reason. This went on for an hour. Now your probably thinking "why not just find a different lobby?" But in my mind, I shouldn't have to, and quiet honestly these kids are everwhere. I finally broke my cool when he started talking about my mother and responded, "Look kid. I understand that your going through puberty right now. I understand this is a tough time where hormones are raging, and the world seems to be against you. I understand you have strong desires to make love to anything and everything, even people's mother's. I understand that you have a strong desire to take out your frustations on others. But please, behaving like this in anonymous environment can very well effect your behaviour and social habits in the real world, and you will never see a vagina other then your own mother's if you keep acting like that."

I immediately regretted saying anything. It was entirely a reflexive and I fell for the bait. Now I just had to wait for the inevitable shitstorm.

Ironically, it shut him up. In fact, not only did he stop talking, he quietly logged off shortly thereafter. Did I hit a sore spot? Not what I was expecting. Who woulda thought...



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Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 03:49
Conrad Zimmerman
No picks today, Ceark?
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 03:52
shipero
I see where your comming from, at least when we insult your stupid, ugly mother we do it in a light-hearted manner.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 04:14
Electro Lemon
I'm never playing COD4 again. You really embarrassed me, talking about vaginas and shit.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 04:26
MrSadistic
vaginae
Koobert's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 04:45
Koobert
I had to log off of a match I was in because it was too full of idiots saying "n-word" jokes... I asked them to cut it out a couple of times, did the usual flagging, but when 4 out of the 12 people there were unblinking racists, I figured I'm out of there, I don't need to hear that shit when I'm trying to have a fun evening.

Also, hey, you forgot my Metal Gear Online photojournal!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 05:39
Takeshi
If I was Ceark I would fail that kid!

Ceark one thing you've got to do next time is press select and mute that little fucker. It's that easy. But what you said obviously shut the kid up. You do have that power you know. When you started doing a review on the Videochat with Y0j1mb0 and Shipero. I instantly shut the hell up and logged off.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 05:45
wardrox
You pick... none? Harsh.
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 05:45
dephect
And here I was thinking my WHAT IS THIS, WHAT IS THAT!? blog was amazing.... :sigh:
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 06:10
ceark
I had some pick of the days, but I forgot to stick them in that section. to lazy to go back and remember which ones they were.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 06:27
ceark
...
wait wtf....
oh man the entire games section disappeared somehow. >_< GDI.

yeah... I really screwed up there. Oh well. Shitty recap for you guys today. sorry.
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 08:01
razerangel
Haha awesome insult ceark!
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 08:54
aborto thefetus
Only level 12? What a noob!

You should have played with us on Friday. It was a small group so we didn't play any private matches so you could have leveled up while playing with intelligent people. And I noticed 12 year olds don't attack you when you are in a group.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 11:25
Spartacus
The internet needs an idiot test to find out if a person should be allowed to use it.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 12:44
GuitarAtomik
Remind me to use that the next time I come across the baby-children.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 12:58
Brian Szabelski
Awww, you didn't get any of my posts. Bummer.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 13:59
TrailerParkJesus
Dang Ceark laying the smackdown.

That kid probably went and crawled back up his moms vagina.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 15:22
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Heretic: Yeah, seriously dude. I'm a GIANT asshole when I'm playing with Dtoiders and mature when playing with randoms ... for the most part.

Some of the things me and Heretic have done against other players is the funniest shit ever.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 15:38
ceark
alright lemme rephrase that. The DTOID I play with are a pleasant bunch.

@reaprar/nihontiger
I think I skipped over it somehow when I was doing the copypasta from my text editor. sorry guys =(
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2008 16:33
Samit Sarkar
Hahaha, I love that condom commercial.
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