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9:09 PM on 04.04.2012

A Coworker of mine, who worked on FF7, is battling cancer.

Hello Destructoid,

I know I don't post often and it maybe in poor taste that I'm asking for donations here. (but I'm gonna do it anyway haha!)

A fellow coworker of mine, Nick Hoppe, is battling brain cancer, and while the treatments seem to be having good success, the costs are astronomical. Nick is a dear friend who was one of my first big sources of inspiration when I started working at DreamWorks Animation 5 years ago. At that time, he and another coworker who shared his office where telling about the projects they had worked on in the past. The other coworker told me about how he had worked on Lord of the Rings and such. Impressive indeed, but as a hard core gamer, I was far more impressed by Nick. One of Nick's early jobs was at Square LA. where he worked on:

Final Fantasy 7 and Parasite Eve

This revelation floored me. Here I was, working with someone who had worked on some of the biggest games of my youth, the ones that ultimately inspired be to pursue computer animation over other fields of art as a primary.

He might not be a big name, but I like to believe that every artist, designer, production person, programmer, etc. who contributes to a film or game is ultimately integral to the final product, and their work ultimately touches everyone who enjoys the final project, whether there someone as big a character designer or as low as the intern getting coffee. Nick was an animator for many of the FMV sequences on FF7 and PE, and he's always gonna be a hero to me for it. And if you enjoyed Final Fantasy 7, Parasite Eve, or any numerous films that Nick has worked on such as Kung Fu Panda and How to Train You Dragon, please donate to his cancer fund. Even 5 dollars would make a great difference. I know the gaming community is one the most passionate and supporting communities in the world (after all, many of my best friends I met on DTOID), so I thank ya'll for any support.



like an idiot, I forgot to post a link:


9:50 PM on 02.23.2011

Some Catherine Sexing up my Mailbox

So today, an import copy of Catherine arrived in the mail. It was so lovely I had to share....and as a surprise bonus it came with goodies even though I was only expecting a game (should of known right? it's atlus after all).

Here are some post cards that came with it:

the bottom right image is the ps3 cover (the version I got) as well. Middle bottom one is the xbox360 cover. I almost ordered both versions to get both covers originally....glad I didn't.

Forgot to take a picture of the actual game box....but that's easy enough to's the inside of the box:

Here's the back of the post cards:

And it came with this little case that has a music cd and a little booklet:


3:46 AM on 02.08.2011

CEARK'S EPIC Full Game Collection Lightning Review Part 2

Wow I actually typed so much that it cut off my blog. That's definately a first for me; never happened even during the most epic cblog recaps back in the day.....
anyway here's the rest:

-*Devil Survivor, *Strange Journey (NDS)
-Persona: Revelations, Persona 2: Eternal Punishment (PS1)
-Devil Summoner: Raido Kuzunoha vs the Soulless Army, Devil Summoner: Raido Kuzunoha vs the King Abaddon, Digital Devil Saga, Digital Devil Saga II, Nocturne, *Persona 3, *Persona FES, *Persona 4 (PS2)
-Persona, *Persona 3 Portable (PSP)
Shin Megami Tensei is another name that has a cult of fans following it, myself included. Most of the games are really really weird. They all involve summoning ďdemonsĒ in some form or another. Itís kinda like a grown up pokemon. The big names (and the best IMO) are obviously Persona 3 (and ever incarnation of it) and Persona 4. If you havenít played Persona 3, I HIGHLY recommend the PSP incarnation of it. Itís damn good. Check out the FES version for some closure.
Out of the non Persona titles, I really really enjoyed Devil Survivor and Strange Journey, the two titles on the DS. Devil Survivor is a hybrid TTRPG that follows a linear novel formula. Strange Journey is likely built on the same engine that made Etrian Odyssey and the Class of Heroes games.

-Silent Hill (PS1)
-*Silent Hill 2, *Silent Hill 3, Silent Hill 4 The Room, Silent Hill Origins (PS2)
-Silent Hill Homecoming (PS3)
-Silent Hill: Shattered Memories (Wii)
Perhaps the most well known of all psychological horror games, Silent Hill needs little introduction. The series as a whole is filled with meaning far deeper then whatís on the surface, and the idea that horrors of Silent Hill are crafted from your worse nightmares and your deepest guilts. Silent Hill 2 is consider the best of the series by many, myself included. I really did enjoy 3 and 4 as well (despite the fact that many people hated 4). Silent Hill 4 had many similarities to Fatal Frame 3 in that you had a ďhome baseĒ of sorts, that was slowly invaded. Plus Eileen is hot.
Origins I havenít played. Homecoming I thought was fairly decent, but overly difficult with no option to scale the difficulty. I beat Shattered Memories, but Iím not really sure how it fits in the bigger picture. Shattered Memories was average at best.
-Siren (PS2)
-SIREN: Blood Curse (PSN)
Siren is a fairly unique horror game. This game has very little to do with killing or fighting the enemies and every bit about the fact that...really you canít do shit. Youíre given the ability to see the world through the monsters eyes, and using this info, you have to make your way through levels without getting spotted. The first one on the PS2 was just ungodly hard, and I think was trying to achieve something that just couldnít really be done well on that hardware at the time.
The PSN Siren however, got it right. The game play was fairly tight. Granted the story was a little cheesy, but the spook factor was definately there.
Star Ocean
-Star Ocean: The Last Hope (XBOX360)
-Star Ocean: Till the End of Time(PS2)
Yes another series of JRPGs. Let me just state that Till the End of Time is god damn bullshit. The game itself was ok, but to be thrown a bullshit ending like they did in Till the End of Time....I donít think Iíve ever been so pissed off. The ending was the biggest crock of shit ever, so do yourself a favor and donít bother with this game.
The XBOX360 game on the other hand, was much better. It is by no means, however, memorable. Itís worth a playthrough if youíre antsing for a JRPG, but I wouldnít go out of your way.
Street Fighter
-Super Street Fighter II Turbo (3DO)
-Street Fighter IV, Super Street Fighter IV (PS3)
-Super Puzzle FIghter II (PSN)
Itís Street Fighter....
Oh and I donít buy Capcomís stupid reason for release the same damn game twice. Capcom is usually great about listening to there fans, but man they fíd that one up.
Oh and puzzle fighter. Man Iím glad they released that. That was a favorite back in the day. Only think I hate about it is that I have to tweak the color settings on my TV to play it.
-Suikoden, Suikoden II (PS1)
-*Suikoden III, Suikoden IV, Suikoden V, Suikoden Tactics (PS2)
The first Suikoden game I played was actually 3, and I think it was excellent. It was a little on the slow paced side, but it was definitely fun, and playing a game with 3 conflicting protagonists was an interesting way to present a narrative. The Suikoden JRPG series revolves more or less around collecting 108ish (yes 108) party members and building up a home base and saving the world kinda stuff. IV and V were terrible let downs. I got bored with Tactics. I havenít played I, II is so-so (alot of people like 2 the most though). If your only gonna try one, Iíd say play number 3.
Super Monkey Ball
-Super Monkey Ball, Super Monkey Ball 2 (GC)
This is basically digital labyrinth with monkeys in gerbil balls.
-Tales of Symphonia (GC)
-Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World (Wii)
-Tales of Vesperia (XBOX360)
-Tales of Legendia(PS2)
Tales is a JRPG series done by Namco. Like FF, most of them arenít directly related. Tales does an interesting thing in that itís battles arenít turn based however...they become more like side scrolling brawlers (or 3D for Vesperia). The mood, tone, and writing of most of the Tales games is to ďcutesyĒ for me to enjoy. The japanese idea of cute and serious just donít mix well my book.
Vesperia is the exception to this in that itís...really really solid. I wouldnít quite give it my full recommendation, but itís borderline there. If your looking for a different then usual JRPG, give Vesperia a shot.
Tomb Raider
-Tomb Raider: Underworld (PSN)
-*Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light (XBLA)
Iíve never been big fan of Tomb Raider games.
Underworld is kinda buggy, and feels really unpolished.
Surprisingly, despite not being a fan of the series, Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light is one the best downloadable games Iíve ever played. It has really solid gameplay, and the overall look is highly polished. Itís EXTREMELY fun to play with your spouse. We actually completed every challenge in the game and unlocked every weapon. Good times.
Tony Hawkís Pro Skater
-Tony Hawkís Pro Skater, Tony Hawkís Pro Skater 2 (PS1)
-Tony Hawkís America Wasteland, *Tony Hawkís Pro Skater 3, *Tony Hawkís Pro Skater 4, Tony Hawkís Underground, Tony Hawkís Underground 2 (PS2)
-Tony Hawkís Project 8, Tony Hawkís Proving Ground (PS3)
Tony Hawkís Pro Skater is one of the few ďsportsĒ games that Iíve actually enjoyed (if you can call it sports...itís somewhat....exaggerated). The series is really long running. Unfortunately, the pinnacle of the series is THPS 3 and 4. The many iterations after that are just not worth your time.

-*Uncharted, *Uncharted 2 (PS3)
Uncharted is one of the reasons to own a PS3. The game borrows, mix and matches from many different things to create a beautiful hybrid that is enjoyable from beginning to end: Itís platforming abit of Prince of Persia, the shooting like Gears of War but more fun and no stupid frat boys, and puzzle/adventuring of Tomb Raider. Top it off with stellar art direction, gorgeous visuals, and fun characters (Elena is one of the most positive female roles in video games...ever. She attractive without being absurdly exaggerated, and sheís NOT USELESS).

-*Valkyria Chronicles (PS3)
-*Valkyria Chronicles 2 (PSP)
Valkyria Chronicles shares something in common with Dead Space: itís one of those rare gems of a game you buy with no real prior knowledge, no high expectations going in. A game you buy thinking itís just gonna sit on the shelf and youíll never really finish it. Then you go in to the game are your absolutely floored.
The game itself is a beautiful pastel rendered war game that thatís turn based. Itís what Operation Darkness SHOULD of been. The player gets a certain amount of points, and each turn move that many units on the map. By selecting a unit on a map, you zoom down to that unit for specific control.
I heard the creators said that VC2 was theyíre best version of the game yet, but I disagree. I think while elegantly presented, VC2s limitations prevented it from achieving the epic feeling of VC1. I highly recommend both for play though.
Valkyrie Profile
-Valkyrie Profile: Covenant of the Plume (NDS)
-*Valkyrie Profile (PS1)
-*Valkyrie Profile 2 Silmeria(PS2)
-*Valkyrie Profile Lenneth(PSP)
VP is another not widely known JRPG series. Based on a very loose interpretation of Norse mythology, you explore your world in a side scroller fashion. The battles are a somewhat complex mechanic that Iím not gonna get into, but rest assured itís alot of fun if you enjoy thinking about timing. This series is very niche, even for JRPG fans, but I definately recommend trying it if you havenít.
Wild Arms
-Wild ARMS 2 (PS1)
-Wild Arms 3, *Wild Arms 4, Wild Arms 5 (PS2)
-Wild Arms XF (PSP)
Wild ARMs, yet ANOTHER JRPG series. This oneís basically a western for the most part. Also, Wild Arms 3 is the only thatís any good. Donít waste your time with the rest of them. Especially not 4 and 5 (there terrible).
-*Xenogears (PS1)
-Xenosaga 1, Xenosaga 2, Xenosaga 3 (PS2)
Another JRPG series, this ones laden with alot of biblical stuff in itís mythos. Also, Xenosaga is terrible. Xenogears is pretty good, but the 2nd half just sorta...happens. Itís like they ran out of time to finish the game properly.

-Zelda I, Zelda II (NES)
-*Collectors Edition, *Wind Waker, Twilight Princess (GC)
-Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks (NDS)
If you like Zelda games, you like Zelda games. Thereís really little else to be said.

The following section is the leftovers...stuff that I didnt' review for various reasons:
-Football (Atari)
-Great Baseball, Great Football (MS)
-Bases Loaded, Bo Jackson Baseball, Golf, Jack Nicklausí Greatest 18 Holes of Major Championship Golf, John Elwayís Quarterback, Tecmo Bowl (NES)
-Fifa International Soccer, John Madden Football 93, NBA Life 96 (GEN)
-Fifa International Soccer, John Madden Football, Olympic Summer Games Atlanta 1996, PGA Tour Golf Ď96, Quaterback Attack, Slam Ďn Jam Ď95 (3DO)

Games that I havenít played, Donít Remember Playing, Don't Want to Play, Might of Played Some...maybe, and Probably Wonít Play Anytime Soon:
Most of these I've played some of....but I just don't remember enough or haven't gotten deep enough into them to right anything about....
-Pikmin, Pikmin 2, Streets of Rage 2 (GG)
-Ys: The Ark of Napishtim (PSP)
-Puzzle Chronicles, Tekken 5, Tori Emaki (PSN)
-Guwange, Hexic HD, Lucidity, N+, NeoGeo Battle Coliseum, Omega Five, Rocket Knight, Triggerheart Exelica (XBLA)
Sin and Punishment (VC)
-Alpha Beam with Ernie, Berserk, Combat, Demons to Diamonds, Fishing Derby, Kaboom, Keystone Kapers, Kool-aid Man, Laser Blast, Math Gran Prix, Moonsweeper, Outlaw, Solar Storm, Space War, Spiderman, Star Raiders, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Surround, Tooth Protectors, Video Olympics (Atari)
-After Burner, Alex Kidd in Miracle World, Altered Beast, Choplifter, Fantasy Zone II, Gangster Town, Ghost House, Ghostbusters, Hang On & Astro WArrior, Hang On & Safari Hunt, Missile Defense 3-D, OutRun, Penguin Land, Pro Wrestling, Quartet, Rambo III, Rampage, Rocky, Shinobi, Space Harrier, Spellcaster, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, Wonder Boy, Wonder Boy III, Wonder Boy in Monster Land, Zaxxon 3-D, Zillion (MS)
-720 Degrees, Back to the Future, Bill & Tedís Excellent Video Game Adventure, Blades of Steel, Circus Caper, Cobra Triangle, Commando, Double Dribble, Faxanadu, Flying Warriors, The Goonies II, Gun.Smoke, The Karate Kid, Kid Icarus, Low G Man, Mach Rider, Muppet Adventure: Chaos at the Carnival, NARC, Operation Wolf, Puzznic, R.C. Pro AM, Rescue The Embassy Mission, RoboCop 2, The Rocketeer, Rygar, The Simpsons Bart vs the World, Shooting Range, Spy Hunter, Star Force, StarTropics, Super Pitfall, T&C Surf Designs: Wood & Water Rage, Top Gun, Top Gun: The Second Mission, Total Recall, Track & Field, Track & Field II, Trojan, The Uncanny X-Men, Wheel of Fortune (NES)
-Ecco: Tides of Time, Jurasicc Park, The Lion King, Rocket Knight Adventures, T2 (GEN)
-3DO Buffet, Ballz: The Directorís Cut, Brain Dead 13, Crash ĎN Burn, The Daedalus Encounter, Flying Nightmares, Foes of Ali, Gex, Phoenix 3, POíed, Psychic Detective, Samurai Shodown, Scramble Cobra, Shockwave, Shockwave 2: Beyond the Gate, Shockwave: Operation Jumpgate, Wing Commander III, Zhadnost: The Peopleís Party (3DO)
-Alundra 2, Bomberman Party Edition, Ehrgeiz, Jojoís Bizarre Adventure, Jumping Flash! 2, PoPoLoCrois Monogatari, The Raiden Project, SaGa Frontier, Star Gladiator Episode 1 Final Crusade (PS1)
-Perfect Dark (N64)
-Capcom Fighting Evolution, Crimson Skies High Road to Revenge, Full Spectrum Warrior, Knights of the Old Republic, Knights of the Old Republic II, Psi-Ops, Serious Sam, Soul Calibur II, The Suffering, SVC Chaos: SNK vs Capcom, Thirteen (XBOX)
-Sin and Punishment Star Successor, Tatsunoko VS Capcom Ultimate All Stars (Wii)
-Maken X (DC)
-Arcana Heart, Atelier Iris 2: The Azoth of Destiny, Baroque, Destroy All Humans, Eternal Poison, Haunting Ground, Mana Khemia Alchemists of Al-revis, Manhunt, Metal Saga, Neo Geo Battle Coliseum, Phantom Brave, The Red Star, Rygar the Legendary Adventure, Shinobi, Steambot Chronicles, Soul Nomad and the World Eaters, Unlimited Saga, -Viewtiful Joe, Way of the Samurai (PS2)
-Battle Fantasia, Deathsmiles, Perfect Dark Zero, Project Sylpheed, Need for Speed ProStreet, Ninety-Nine Nights, Saintís Row, Saintís Row 2, Spectral Force 3, Zoids Assault (XBOX360)
-Battlefield Bad Company, Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood, Gran Turismo 5, Just Cause 2, MotorStorm, Prototype, Ridge Racer 7, The Simpsons Game, Soul Calibur IV, Tekken 6, Tom Clancyís Rainbow Six Vegas 2, Unreal Tournament III, Virtual Fighter 5(PS3)

Games that I donít know where they game from, and I donít want to even know vaguely what there about due to the awful title and I should probably just burn it for my own safety:
I Want My Mommy (Atari)

And that is my full lightning review list as of this moment. Got something you wanna discuss? Agree? Disagree? Think there's something on here I should give a 2nd chance? Lemme know.   read

3:07 AM on 02.08.2011

CEARK'S EPIC Full Game Collection Lightning Review Part 1

A few years ago, I made a lightning review post of the games I played in 2008.
I really wanted to make this an annual thing, but then I failed hardcore 2 years in a row. So now I'm going to "retry" this yearly thing, but also I'm kick it off right, with an epic Lightning review of all 700+ video games in my game collection...

ok that's a half truth. There's gonna be a shit ton of games listed at the bottom that I don't have anything to say about....This is also by no means a full list of everything I've played (hence alot of things that seem like they should be present will be missing), just things that I own currently.

Games with a * next to it have my full recommendation. If you happen to like those games, we probably have similar tastes, and you might find some gems in here. If you happen to not like those games, then we probably don't have similar tastes, and you atleast know what to avoid.

Also this is a huge stream of conscious kinda list that took me 8 hours to write. Forgive the mess. I'll try to spellcheck/clean this up more later, maybe add some random factoids.

Anyway, here goes:

-Sins of a Solar Empire- I hear this is a good strategy game. Played through the tutorial, found it a bit complicated for my tastes at the time. Will revisit one day.
-Spore- Played till the 3rd evolution, game crashed, save corrupted or something. Havenít touched it since. It was interesting? But kinda boring.
-Starcraft II- The CG cutscene eye candy was great. Not a big strategy gamer so I donít have much of an opinion to offer on the rest.

-Cave Story- 2D scroller thatís simple yet beautiful. Itís fairly difficult as well.
-Tales of Bearsworth Manor: Chaotic Conflicts- I canít figure what this game is supposed to be.
-1942: Joint Strike- Remake of an old schmup.
-Blade Kitten- The characters are kinda annoying, the platforming is fairly underwhelming. The only cool thing is the wall climbing.
-Cho Aniki (PSN)- Someone told I should download this for a big WTF moment. I have no idea what this game was about. Soon as I started it...WTF?!?
-Costume Quest- Havenít played it yet.
-Crash Commando- Metal Slug style multiplayer shooter I think. Didnít play too much of htis.
-Dead Nation- Isometric Co-op shooter game. Simple and easy game to pick up and play with your spouse. The game feels a little unbalanced and the powerups donít feel like they have the pay off they should, (and stuff doensít seem to carry over), but otherwise, lots of fun to play.
-Echochrome- If you like clever puzzle games, this is really clever.
-Everyday Shooter- Simple, relaxing shooting game.
-Fat Princess- The trailers made it seem more fun. Itís humorous at the very least.
-Final Fight Double Impact- I think this is a rerelease of a Final Fight game. So if you like Final Fight, have at it.
-Flock- the dynamics of the flock movement is a little wonky, but all in all, itís an average puzzle game.
-Flow- More of a relaxing art experience then a game.
-Flower- Same as flow.
-High Stakes on the Vegas Strip- Played with dtoiders a few time with webcams and such. good times.
-Lemmings- Itís everybit like the oldschool lemmings games, just more colorful. Puzzles are still hard as shit.
-LocoRoco- Nice sharp graphics. Really annoying sound/music.
-Noby Noby Boy- WTF IS THIS GAME? Iíve played it for 2 hours and I still canít figure the actual purpose. No really. Some one please explain it to me.
-Piyotama- Falling Block style puzzle game. not much else to say.
-Record of Agarest War- From what I heard, I thought this would be something like Thousand Arms. I was sorely disappointed. Only played for a couple hours. Might give it another chance if someone thinks itís worth it.
-Scott Pilgrim vs The World- Old school style beat em up with Scott Pilgrim look. Not much else to be said.
-Trine- Just got this, havenít played.
-Vandal Hearts Flames of Judgement- I donít remember the Vandal Hearts games being this ugly.
-Warhawk- I bought this to play with some Dtoiders. I have every expansion pack I think. I think Iíve played this.....twice.
XBOX Live Arcade
-Alien Hominid HD- Itís ok. I guess itís a nice start for the Behemoth but....
-Aqua- another isometric shooter, but not so fun.
-*Braid- Indie games sometimes get a little pretentious with the ďartĒ factor and end up being terribly boring. Braid is not that game. Itís packed with some of the most clever puzzles Iíve ever played, even if the characters are all a little ugly.
-*Castle Crashers- If you can only have ONE downloadable game, this is the one to get. 4 Person beat em up action with RPG elements, very cool visual style, and just hella fun to play.
-Catan- If you like settlers of catan, then...yeah.
-Chime- Interesting music/block puzzle game. A little pricey for what you get though.
-Comic Jumper- I felt like they were trying to capture an Earthworm Jim mood...maybe? In anycase, itís not very fun.
-Earthworm Jim HD- Itís Earthworm Jim. In HD. Itís a classic.
-Faery: Legends of Avalon- Low budget RPG with faeries. The screenshots looked better. The game play is lackluster.
-Gyromancer- A puzzle game from Popcap and Square. I played a little...seems somewhat promising. Might revisit this later.
-Ikaruga- I think this maybe the hardest game ever made. Itís also probably the best schmup ever made.
-Ilomilo- Whimsical, charming puzzle game. Beautiful to look at, simple to play. Good for kids or your casual gamer girlfriend/boyfriend
-The Impossible Game- Not as hard as Ikaruga, but definately the 2nd hardest game ever made. I spent 80 Microsoft points on this and played it for 3 hours straight....
-*Limbo- I have the same comments for this as I do Braid, minus the ugly characters.
-Metal Slug XX- Itís exactly what you would expect out of a metal slug game.
-The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom- Though not as good as braid or limbo, itís a fairly decent puzzle game.
-Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain Slice Precipice of Darkness- I got bored fairly fast.
-*Psychonauts (XBOX)- One of the best XBOX games, One the best platformers ever. Highly underappreciated. Witty Dialogue, Unique Characters, Imaginative Environments. I used to have this on disc, but someone stole it.
-Shank- Havenít played this yet, but itís on my list
-Sid Meierís Pirates (XBOX)- Doesn't off the depth of play you would expect from a Sid Meier game.
-South Park Letís Go Tower Defense Play- If you like tower defense and south park, this one fits that bill. If donít like Tower Defense and/or South Park, then donít bother.
-Splosion Man- Fast pace puzzle platformer. Pretty fun for short bouts of time.
-Super Meat Boy- Same comments for this as I had for Cave Story. Itís a 2d platformer thatís simplistic yet still beautiful.
-Trials HD- I donít usually like driving games, but this is more of a puzzle/skills game with motorcycles. I feel like this is what a modern excite bike SHOULD be. very fun.
-Zenoclash- really. really. really. weird.

-Class of Heroes- More or less Etrian Odyssey repackaged for a different game. Menus are unnecessarily convoluted
-Crimson Gem Saga- yawn.
-Jeanne díArc- Fairly decent TTRPG. Didnít finish this one yet. Bought it for the nice cover art.
-Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble- Mediocre controls. Boring Repetitive gameplay. Apparently these games are popular in Japan though, as there are like...5 of these.
-Patapon- PONPONPATAPON seriously if you donít know what this game is your probably not a gamer.
-PoPoLoCrois- charming cutscenes. thatís the most I can say for this at the moment.
Nintendo DS
-*999- This game has one of my biggest pet peeves...slow scrolling text...but the story was pretty fun to play through. I got all endings. As far as visual novel games go, this one has my full recommendation.
-Alice in Wonderland- My girlfriend likes this game. The art style is charming.
-Avalon Code- Had alot of promise, but the game seems unneccessarily complicated and fighting isnít really all that fun.
-*Elite Beat Agents- I spent 10 hours straight trying to beat the last lvl on expert. Iíve also played the Ouendan games as well. If you like music games, you should definately play this.
-Etrian Odyssey III- I havenít started this one yet. I imagine its alot like the first 2. Atlus has alot of games that seem to use this engine. If you like this sorta dungeon crawler, Iím sure this will satisfy.
-*Ghost Trick Phantom Detective- First game of 2011 to get my full recommendation. Simple, imaginitive, and fun gameplay. Charming characters and animations, clever puzzle, great story. Solid package all the way through.
-Hotel Dusk Room 215- This wasnít exactly a GREAT game per say, but it was good and this style of game has a lot of potential. I hope to see more games like this.
-Ivy the Kiwi?- Just got it, havenít played it yet.
-Lux-Pain- I canít believe I played through this whole game. Terrible localization, boring characters, dumb story, boring gameplay. How not to do visual novel style play.
-Master of the Monster Lair- Basically a rehash of My World, My Way for dudes.
-My World, My Way- Simplistic build it your self world style rpg. Although itís so simple itís boring.
-Scribblenauts- Clever game, but gets old after awhile.
-Theresia- Interesting story, but the gameplay is a little lacking. Itís a little visual novel meets exploration style game.
-Trace Memory- Clever (although slightly gimmicky) puzzles, fun mystery. Iíd like to see so more games like this.

-3D Dot Game Heroes- A humorous homage to games of the past, in glorious 2D 3D!
-Afro Samurai- A terrible hack slash based on some anime.
-Army of Two- A promising CO OP shooter that ended up sucking. As many promising games do. Maybe theyíll do better next time.
-Batman Arkham Asylum- One of the only comic IP based games that Iíve ever enjoyed. Itís kinda a freeworld adventure game...only with BATMAN. Think GTA or Zelda...only with BATMAN.
-Bayonetta- 100% Fan. Service.
-Blazblue Calamity Trigger- This is actually a really good fighter that many people skimmed over. I suck at fighters though so I donít really play it (and Iím kinda a poor judge as to what constitutes a good fighter)
-*Borderlands- One of the BEST games Iíve ever played (in terms of fun value). Also the only FPS I can think of to do FPS+RPG well. Itís got abit of an odd art style that will grow on you, but the gameplay will keep you coming back for me. Itís just really, really satisfying to play.
-Brutal Legend- After Psychonauts, this is what Tim Schafer gives up. Disappoinment. Less of this and Costume Quest, MOAR Psychonauts please....
-*Burnout Paradise- Most fun driving game Iíve ever played. EA is really starting to put out some quality shit. The execution of the game is flawless, the online component is brilliantly done, and the game is just....polished.
-Cross Edge- Shameless crossover game with many JRPG franchises. Also terrible.
-Danteís Inferno- As a hack an slash, I say this so so. It doesnít do anything bad per say, but it doesnít do anything great either. It also lacks the polish of Dead Space, and coming from the studio that made Dead Space 1 and 2, itís a disappointment.
-The Darkness- One of the earlier FPSs on next gen console. Also terrible.
-Darksiders- Havenít played much. Iím told this is a fairly decent hack and slash.
-Demonís Souls- OMG THIS GAME IS BRUTAL. If youíre a masochist, play this game because itís fucking hard. You will die. Alot. Because your meant to die. Alot. There is no way to play this game without dying. Alot. Also I donít understand the whole tendency crap or whatever.
-Dragon Age: Origins- Same people who make Mass Effect delivers us Dragon Age. As a western RPG, I feel like itís subpar to alot of the other western RPGs available (or for that matter, alot of the other RPGS Bioware has made)....
-Enchanted Arms- Donít bother with this JRPG. Really. This is example one that the quality of writing in JRPGs is going down the gutter. More and more games coming from there have writing that seems like it was done by a 10 year old. Maybe the current generation of video game writers have never actually read a physical book. Who knows.
-Enslaved Odyssey to the West- Excellent, underappreciated game by the same folks that brought you Heavenly Sword. Itís fun, pretty, and obviously based of....well Odyssey to the West.
-Eternal Sonata- JRPG about Chopin or something. Itís really abstract. I hear itís supposed to be really good, but I found it boring....
-*Folklore- This is sort of another pokemon for adults game. Itís got a really magical narrative thatís well crafted. The presentation of the cutscenes is a little annoying, but the game play is quite good. Itís also the one of the only games to make use of the six axis in a way that I like.
-Heavenly Sword- First PS3 game by ninja theory. Itís a fairly decent hack and slash. The story is kinda whatever, but the game itself plays well and is quite beautiful look at. Kai is just a fantastic example of what artists/writers/animators/programmers can do with a character on a modern platform now.
-Heavy Rain- Quantic Dreams 2nd (that I know of) attempt at interactive narrative. It plays like your reading a Chris Crawford book in that you know what there trying to achieve. Not quite there, but itís a nice attempt. Itís also a beautiful game, despite a little bit of uncanny valley.
-inFamous- GTA with super powers more or less.
-Killzone 2- Probably one of the most visually stunning shooters Iíve ever played. Controls are a little annoying in that thereís this constant lag that they built into the game. I know the arguments for it, but just makes for frustrating gameplay.
-Last Rebellion- Terrible. Donít bother.
-Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom- This game is supposed to make you smile. But it only made my frown in confusion several times, then snore. And then I put it back on my shelf.
-Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2- Another fun isometric fighter thats fun to play with a spouse.
-Mini Ninjas- I know absolutely nothing about this game other then the fact that my girlfriend adores it. That in itself makes it worth having.
-Mirrorís Edge- A unique first person Parkour game. I donít think it really does everything it set out to do, but itís worth one play through. Visually, the art direction is pretty unique and good.
-Nier- Terrible. and the main guy as ugly as sin. and not in a good way.
-The Orange Box- Sloppy port, but címon. Half Life AND Portal AND Team Fortess.
-Red Dead Redemption- Grand Theft Auto. In the Wild West. The writing for this game is really enjoyable.
-Resonance of Fate- I think this game could be fun...but I just didnít have the patience for it. Also, the art direction is teeeeerrrrrrriiiiible.
-The Saboteur- Grand Theft Auto in France. With boobs. thatís about all I know, Iíve barely played this game.
-Split/Second- Fun racing game that based more on challenges then actual racing.
-Vanquish- Fun 3rd person shooter. Whatís great and innovative about this game is the way you move about your environment; itís very slick and fast. Also Samís mechanical suit getup is amazing. I would LOVE to see how there Riggers/Character TDs rigged it. Donít take the story to seriously though.
-Venetica- As many have said it, poor manís Fable. Since I donít even like Fable, I obviously didnít like this much, and only beat it cause I felt obligated to. I applaud the studios attempt (it was a very small studio), but it just wasnít a very satisfying game; and the controls were just very very clunky and inconvenient. I practically never used any of the powers in the game because having to constantly open menus is a chore.
-Wet- Bethesda. Please. Just give use more Elder Scrolls and Fallout. No more of this nonsense.
-White Knight Chronicles- This is one of those games you get expecting one type of game, only to find itís a different type of game and end up being sorely disappointed.
-Alan Wake- One of those games that no one ever though would come out. In the end, the game play was fairly inventive, but repetitive. The production values were definitely above average, and the writing was acceptable.
-Alone in the Dark- Horrible, broken, near unplayable piece of shit. I had such high expectations, and there were quickly dashed. Honestly, I should put this game in a shredder.
-Blue Dragon- Boring. I guess the dragon quest crowd may like this atleast for the visuals. But I couldnít stand it.
-Bullet Witch- Crap. Donít bother. This wouldnít even cut it if it were last gen.
-Clive Barkerís Jericho- I find that almost anytime someone sticks there name infront of a game, that game turns out to be terrible. I think someone gave me this game.
-Culdcept Saga- Some sort of card battling board game. Itís ok. Kinda boring.
-Dance Central- Dancing. On the Kinect. Doesnít require much explanation.
-Dance Masters- Same thing. I bought this one on accident so Iím stuck with it. This ones more DDR like.
-Dark Sector- Gritty 3rd Person Shooter. I didnít find this very fun.
-Infinite Undiscovery- See description of Last Remnant.
-Kinect Adventures- Jumping around on the kinect....wheeeeeee.....itís just a stupid tech demo.
-The Last Remnant- OK So I canít remember which game is which between Last Remnant and Infinity Undiscovery, which pretty much describes how bad they are. BOTH games have TERRIBLE CHARACTERS, TERRIBLE WRITING, and are pretty god damn buggy. These games also should be shredded, and frankly SE should be ashamed for releasing this garbage.
-*Lost Odyssey- One of the best JRPGs of the current generation (although there are very few good ones. It seems the golden age of the JRPG passed with the PS2). Beautiful art direction, classic and fun gameplay from the father of Final Fantasy himself.
-Lost Planet- Generic 3rd person shooter. Not much fun.
-Metro 2033- I tried really hard to like this, but I got bored. Itís also kinda hard, and itís easy to get stuck. Iíd say itís very average shooter.
-Operation Darkness- I think this game could of been MUCH MUCH better. Once you get used to the gameplay, itís actually really fun, but this game was definately low budget. Also your characters can permadie and itís easy to accidentally save over your save game before you realize youíve lost someone, this happened me several times, so I never finished the game. Nazis, Vampires, and Werewolfs. Oh My!
-Skate- Fuck this game and itís stupid locked to the ground camera angle. How the fuck are we supposed to have any depth perception from a mouse-eye camera? Skating. Your doing it wrong.
-Velvet Assassin- I forgot if this game was any good or not. I donít even remember if it was first person or 3rd. But I did beat it. I guess that means itís nothing spectacular.
-Viking: Battle for Asgard- I bought this because I love Norse mythology. Also this game sucks.

-Arc Rise Fantasia- Apparently this game is good if you can make it through the first few hours. Unfortunately, the first few hours is terrible, (and full of poor writing). So I gave up.
-Boom Blox- This is actually a really fun party game, believe it or not. I would have never have thought it would be fun, but it is.
-Bully: Scholarship Edition- GTA in school. I didnít get really far.
-A Boy and His Blob- Wonderful, charming remake of the game. Itís adorable, beautiful, AND hand animated. What more could you want?
-Calling- Cheesy, but actually creepy in a few spots. Iíve only played a few chapters.
-Epic Mickey- This game is like the history of Disneyland. My girlfriend likes it, good enough for me.
-Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon- An urban ruins exploration game. I had high expectation, but this game is really boring. Itís pretty for a week game, I love the color palette (atleast what I can see of it), but yeah...boring.
-MadWorld- Havenít had a chance to play it, but the bold art direction of black and white imagery looks pretty awesome.
-*Muramasa: the Demon Blade- This game is a GOD DAMN WORK OF ART. Seriously, if you love video games, you MUST play this game. Itís beauty will move you. And itís really fun.
-Okami- This is a FANTASTIC game. Unfortunately it plays like crap on the Wii. Seriously, youíd think painting would be easier with the waggle. Itís not. Itís terrible. See the PS2 version for the good version.
-Opoona- Crappy RPG.
-Punch-Out- GREAT remake of the original If you liked Punch Out back in the day, this is worth the purchase.
-Red Steel- GARBAGE. If this was the first game I ever played on the, I would have never bought a wii.
-Shiren the Wanderer- Basically, itís Izuna the Unemployed Ninja on the Wii, but with Shiren instead of Izuna.
-Smarty Pants- I discovered this through Dtoiders. Fun party game...
-Truama Team- This is the only Trauma series game Iíve beaten. The forensics are really fun.
-Wii Play- waggle tech demo.
-Wii Sports- moar waggle tech demo.

-Beyond Good & Evil- Great platforming adventure game. Much has been said about this game already.
-Dark Cloud 2- Toolbox RPG that lets you customize alot of things. I never beat the last boss though, it was really freaking hard.
-dot Hack: Infection- First of a long series of JRPGs. Honestly I just started this so I canít say much about it yet. Itís very average so far.
-Dragon Quest VIII Journey of the Cursed King- Itís a dragon quest game. There are no surprises here, itís exactly what you expect from a dragon quest game.
-Front Mission 4- Itís a Front Mission game, also no surprises here. More or less what you expect from a front mission game. Also the French girls accent is pretty hot. As Hamsa Aziz would say it ďI want to make love to that accent.Ē
-Fullmetal Alchemist and the Broken Angel- I only bought this cause I like the anime show. Itís not a very good game, which is to be expected.
-God Hand- A beat em up with itís own cult following. Not sure why. I think itís pretty terrible. It reminds me of No More Heroes, but not as awesome.
-GrimGrimoire- From the makers of two other GORGEOUS WORKS OF ART (Odin Sphere and Muramasa), GrimGrimoire is another WORK OF ART. But itís not fun.
-ICO- I donít need to sing any praises to this game. You know itís good.
-Lifeline- Great idea, terrible execution. The voice recognition just doesnít cut it most of the time.
-*Odin Sphere- GOD DAMN WORK OF ART. AND ITíS FUN. Seriously, this is one of the top 5 most beautiful games EVAR. Ďnuff said.
-Okage Shadow King- JRPG thatís really boring.
-*Okami- This is the first game to move me to tears by sheer artistry alone. Itís a beauty that will stick with you. Coupled with fantastic gameplay remiscent of the Zelda series, and youíve got a classic for years to come.
-Radiata Stories- JRPG thatís mediocre. Itís fighting is kinda like Tales of Vesperia, but not as fun.
-Rogue Galaxy- JRPG thatís slightly above average.
-Rule of Rose- This game was lot creepier in trailers then in executions. Also the controls are terrible.
-Rumble Roses- Girls. Mud Wrestling. Thatís the only reason I bought this game. Itís novel for a few hours. Thatís about all I can say.
-Shadow of the Colossus- Like ICO, I really donít need to say anything about this game.
-Stella Deus The Gate of Eternity- I donít remember what this game was about, except that itís alot like Hoshigami and the characters were drawing by Shoji Meguro.
-The Elder Scrolls III Morrowind- Itís an Elderscrolls game, which means it has some of the deepest gameplay of any western RPG. What else do you need to know?
-Indigo Prophecy- Quantic Dreams FIRST attempt at interactive storytelling (the more well known game being Heavy Rain). It was actually really good for the first half, then the story goes into bizarro bullshit territory.
-Jade Empire- I think this was like KOTOR in a Chinese style setting. I played this along time ago, and I know I beat it. I guess it wasnít very memorable.
-Marvel vs Capcom 2- ~I wanna take for you a ride~ nananana, da da ba da!
-Panzer Dragoon Orta- On rails shooter. Really, Really Hard.
-*Jet Grind Radio- On of best games to on the DC. The skating was really fun (even though the controls could be a little taxing at times). Great art style and fun sound track.
-*Skies of Arcadia Legends- I originally played this on the DC. I imagine the GC version is more or less the same without the bullshit DC load times. Skies of Arcadia is a JRPG that one of my very favorite aspects of JRPGS its main focus: World Map Exploration. The world map is filled of all kinds of awesome...everything really. And discovering things is simultaneously fun and invigorating, even if your doing it constantly.

-Myst- Back in the day, this was a major title. It had ground breaking graphics for itsí time, and offered a unique form of point and click adventure game play. Also you can beat it in a few minutes.
-Syndicate- I really donít know how best to describe this game. All I can say is if you havenít played it, you should go find a PC abandonware version of this game. It was really something back then....all the days of Bullfrog.
-Bust of Groove- Dance game where you hit buttons to a specific time. I loved the moves, the music, and the characters the the Bust of Groove games (both in English and Japanese). Seems to play out of sync unless you play it on the original PS1 hardware though.
-Threads of Fate[/b]- I beat this one, but I donít remember what it about.
Nintendo 64
*Blast Corps- Itís a game about taking your favorite types of toy cars and trucks that you played with as a kid, and wrecking the shit out of buildings. Seriously this game was the bomb.
*Star Fox 64- One of my all time favorite games. Also the only on rails shooter game Iíve ever liked. This game was just solid through and through, and the multiplayer was fun as hell.

*Terranigma- This game never came out in the US. Which is unfortunate because itís one of the best games ever to grace the SNES, and is one of my personal all time favorites. It mixes the gameplay of something like Secret of Mana/Legend of Zelda with world map and exploration elements of Final Fantasy. It had an epic story, and a world that you could directly affect. Awesome, and a must play.

-A Boy and His Blob- Fun game. probably impossible to beat. I made it past those stupid cherry bombs maybe once. EVER. Gamefaqs wasnít around then either.
-Duck Tales- The disney side scrollers back in this time were REALLY REALLY fun. Duck Tales was one of my favorites.
-Ghosts Ďní Goblins- Capcom side scroller. Might be impossible.
-Snake Rattle and Roll- One of my favorite games on the NES. You ran around, ate stuff, got bigger, etc. Might be impossible
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Iím pretty sure this fucking game was impossible. I tried so hard to beat it. Never did.

Do I really need to write anything for any of these?:
-Donkey Kong, Excite Bike, Gauntlet, Marble Madness, Tetris

Do I really need to write anything for any of these?:
-Breakout, Donkey Kong, Pac Man, Pitfall, Space Invaders

This Next Section Contains a REALLY Big List of Games organized by Franchise, not included in the Above List:

Assassinís Creed
-Assassinís Creed, Assassinís Creed II (PS3)
The first one had alot of potential, but got boring and repetive really fast. The 2nd first alot of the boringness of itís predecessor. Still not perfect, but the degree improvement from the 2nd to first give me good expectations for the 3rd.. Both are visually pleasing and fairly polished.
Arc the Lad
-Arc the Lad Collection (PS1)
-Twilight of Spirits, End of Darkness (PS2)[/b]
Iíve only played a few hours of each title. Itís actually a fairly generic JRPG all around. Nothing stellar enough to get me to beat any of the games.
Baten Kaitos
-*Baten Kaitos, Baten Kaitos Origins (GC)
The first one caught me offguard as to just HOW good it is. The random card battle system is actually alot of fun when you get the hang of it. The environments are very interesting, the story is fairly decent, and the battles are actually very challenging. The only game my girlfriend has almost dumped me over. (She has since learned that yes, there are a couple games each year that will occupy a week of my time and not to hold it against me).
The 2nd one (origins) takes everything loved about the battle system in the first one and ruins it. I didnít finish the 2nd one.
Bionic Commando
-Bionic Commando(NES)
-Bionic Commando Rearmed (PSN)
-Bionic Commando(PS3)
Bionic Commando was one of my favorite NES games back in the day. I havenít revisited it due to the fear of the Retro Goggles effect. The Rearmed version is a fantastic homage to the original series, and if you like side scrollers I highly recommend it. Donít even bother with the full 3D release. Itís a waste of your time.
-Bioshock, Bioshock 2 (PS3)
There have been books worth of stuff written about the Bioshock games. My 2 cents: as games there above average fun. Nothing stellar. As pieces that look to further games as an artistic medium, I think these games have some important things to say.

-Breath of Fire, Breath of Fire II (SNES)
-*Breath of Fire III, *Breath of Fire IV (PS1)
-Breath of Fire Dragon Quarter (PS2)
Breath of Fire...Capcomís once flagship RPG. Who knows if weíll ever see another one (although I would love to). These are all solid JRPGS. If you like JRPGS and havenít played these, Iíd recommend taking them for a spin. They all more or less carry a common theme of repelling against a greater, godlike power, and fleshing out a future with your own hands. 3 and 4 are in my opinion, the pinnicale of the series (4 had me bawling at a certing emotional high point).
5 (dragon quarter), is one that youíll either HATE or LOVE, not alot of in between on this one, but the approach to the gameplay is certainly unique and youíll play through it several times (because you wonít have a choice).
Call of Duty
-Call of Duty: Black Ops (XBOX360)
-Call of Duty Modern Warfare, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 (PS3)
Thereís a reason CoD is one the best selling shooting IPs ever, because itsí also one of the best. There solid, well polished games. Iím not into shooters so I canít go into much detail. The nuke strike moment in CODMW is on the most emotional moments in video games that Iíve ever experienced in a shooter.
Castlevania (NES)
*Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow, *Castlevania: Order of Ecclessia (NDS)
Castlevania Chronicles (PSN), Castlevania Symphony of the Night (PSN)
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow (PS3)
In my opinion, the DS Castlevania games are the pinnacle of the IP. (I seem to have lost my copy of Portait of Ruin, will have to rebuy that one). If youíve never played a Castlevania game, start with those.
On Lords of Shadows: Take every thing you like about Castlevania games. Now crush it and let your dog take a shit on it. Seriously. Donít bother.
-*Chrono Cross (PS1)
-*Chrono Trigger (SNES/NDS)
The Chrono Series is one of the most polished JRPGs ever. The world theyíve created is very very...well planned. The game play is fun, the story is deeply involving. This is a beloved game in the hearts of many, and little needs to be said about it.
-Contra 4 (NDS)
The series that arguably gave the multipurpose Konami Code its fame. And for good reason. Contra games are really, really brutally difficult.
-DarkStalkers The Night Warriors (PS1)
-Darkstalkers Chronicle: The Chaos Tower (PSP)
If you like Street Fighter, hereís street fighters with fantasy monsters. Also Morrigan is one of my all time favorite VG ladies. Ďnuff said.
Dead Rising
-Dead Rising (XBOX360)
-Dead Rising 2 (PS3)
Dead Rising embodies how I feel about alot of Next-Gen Japanese games- fun, but poorly written and unpolished. Also Dead Rising 2 is hard as fuck. That or I suck.

-*Dead Space, *Dead Space 2 (PS3)
-Dead Space Extraction, Dead Space Ignition (PS3)
Dead Space 1 was one of those rare gems of a game: A game you buy with no real prior knowledge, no high expectations going in. A game you buy thinking itís just gonna sit on the shelf and youíll never really finish it. Then you go in to the game are your absolutely floored.
Dead Space 1 and 2 are two of the best games I have played. EVER. They start with the RE formula, but they do it there own way: better. If you havenít played Dead Space, you owe it to yourself to do so. The Visceral Team greated a stellar mythos of the DS universe, and a really fun game in it. These 2 games are also 2 of the most polished games Iíve ever played, from design to execution. Every aspect of it is just...brilliant.
I havenít played extraction yet (no move controller), and Ignition is terrible (but the comic scenes are interesting and shed some more like on the story of DS2).
-Diablo, *Diablo II (PC)
I donít know hooooooooooow many hours Iíve sunk into Diablo II. Thousands of clones have been made of this style of gameplay, few have succeeded. I donít know why itís fun, I really canít explain it. It shouldnít be fun, but it is.
-Disgaea Hour of Darkness, Digaea 2 Cursed Memories (PS2)
-Disgaea 3 Absence of Justice (PS3)
I have yet to play the PS2 ones. The PS3 incarnation is over the top TTRPG style gameplay. The world is zany, nonsensical, and whimsical. Fairly decent series if your in to TTRPGís, dood.
Double Dragon
-Double Dragon, Double Dragon II (NES)
I use to play this wtih my brother when growing up. We had alot fun. He beat me up alot. I havenít revisited this as Iím afraid of Retro Goggles.
-Drakengard, Drakengard 2 (PS2)
-Generic Hack n Slash with lots of weapons.
-Fable II, Fable III (XBOX360)
Iíve beaten ever Fable game and I donít know why. I hate this IP and I want those hours of my life back. This series is like one of those terrible chores you hate to do but you do it anyway to get it over with.

-*Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas (PS3)
Ugly, Buggy pieces of shit software. But DAMN this game is FUN. Really. I know alot of people are turned off by the long opening, the ugly characters, and the constant glitching and freezing, but if you tough it out these two gems are ALOT of fun. Fallout 3 was one of my favorite games for the year it came out.

-Fatal Frame, *Fatal Frame II, *Fatal Frame III (PS2)
-Zero: Tsukihami no Kamen (Wii)
In my opinion, the Fatal Frame games are the scariest of the established J-Horror franchises. It doesnít have the intellectual depth of Silent Hill, or the visual quality of Resident Evil, but it has a pacing and camera work that the other two lack to create intense horror, specifically 2 and 3. While most people favor 2, 3 is my favorite. The dynamics between going to the Manor of Dreams and your own home just made the game that much creepier. Fatal Frame 4 throws everything that made 2 and 3 terrifying out the window by giving you control of the camera. That being said, whoever made the call that Fatal Frame 4 would not be released in the US should die in a fire. I had import the game and run a translation patch to play it.

-Final Fantasy II, Final Fantasy III, Final Fantasy Mystic Quest (SNES)
-Final Fantasy Anthology, Final Fantasy Chronicles, Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)
-*Final Fantasy VII, *Final Fantasy VIII, *Final Fantasy IX (PS1, PSN)
-FFVII: Dirge of Cerberus Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy XII (PS2)
-*Final Fantasy XI, Final Fantasy XIV (PC)
-Final Fantasy XIII (PS3)
-Dissidia Final Fantasy, FFVII: Crisis Core(PSP)
-Final Fantasy CC: The Crystal Bearers(Wii)
-FFCC: My Life as Darklord, FFFCC: My Life as King, Final Fantasy IV: The After Years (WiiWare)
-Crystal Defenders (XBLA)
Iím gonna try to keep this short as possible. Final Fantasy is one the best known IPs in all of gaming history. SE knows this, and thatís precisely why there are a bajillion FF branded titles. The stellar titles of this long line of games is VII, VIII, and IX. Also, I really loved XI (the MMO) and still revisit it occasionally. I still have high expecations for XIV. Everything here I donít really care as much about. Everyone has there favorites in the FF series. There are FF titiles that everyone hates (Dirge of Cerberus should die in a fire). I highly doubt I need to say much about this series, so yeah....
Final Fantay VII was a turning point in my life in that it made my decide to become an artist.
Gears of War
-Gears of War, Gears of War II (XBOX360)
Pump a bunch of frat boys up on steroids, give them guns and have them fight some aliens. Kill one of there wives to that you can make an absurd pass at giving any of them any real emotions. Thatís Gears of War.
-*Grandia (PS1)
-Grandia II (DC)
-Grandia Xtreme (PS2)
The Grandia series one that not a whole lot of people have heard about. I actually played 2 first. It was fairly good, but like any other game on the Dreamcast, the load times were FRUSTRATING. Grandia one is the gem of the series, and a must play for any classic JRPG lover. Donít waste your time with Grandia Xtreme. I donít own and havenít played 3 yet, so no comment there.
God Of War
-God of War, God of War II (PS2)
-God of War III (PS3)
This cinematic hack and slash in one the pinnacles of the genre. It truly embodies the very definition of the word EPIC. It also is very, very creative in the way it murders everyone.
Grand Theft Auto
-Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2)
-Grand Theft Auto IV (PS3)
Itís Grand Theft Auto. Iím not sure what else to say. Iím not a big fan of the series, but GTA IV was pretty stellar- I found Nico Bellic to be a very interesting multifaceted character, something I really wasnít expecting from a GTA game.
Guitar Hero
-Guitar Hero, Guitar Hero Encore Rocks the 80s (PS2)
This series started a revolution in cheap plastic instruments. It has way to many spinoffs. Iíve never played rock the 80s. Someone gave it to me. I stopped paying attention to Guitar Hero after Rock Band came out.
-Halo (XBOX)
-Halo: Reach (XBOX360)
Halo is one the series that I never really understood why people liked. Halo 1-3, to me, didnít bring anything to the table that I found fun or original. The one good thing about the game is well plotted action moments at carefully planned intervals, but thatís in.
Reach however, is a gem of the series to me. I donít really know WHAT it does different from Halo 1-3, but somehow it really clicked for me. I had fun. I canít say whether it was a story thing or something else entirely, but I certainly would recommend Reach.

-Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life (GC)
-Harvest Moon DS, Sunshine Islands (NDS)
-*Harvest Moon: Back to Nature (PS1)
-Innocent Life: A Futuristic Harvest Moon (PS2)
-Harvest Moon: My Little Shop (WiiWare)
-Harvest Moon: Animal Parade, Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility (Wii)
Harvest Moon is something of a guilty pleasure to me. It has itís own cult following, and Iím intent on collecting every harvest moon game ever made despite face that the only two good ones were the SNES one (which I still need to acquire) and Back to Nature (although Animal Parade is coming close to being good again).
If your not in that small niche that already likes Harvest Moon games already, this might not be for you.
-*Beautiful Katamari (XBOX360)
-*Katamari Damacy, *We Love Katamari (PS2)
-*Katamari Forever (PS3)
-Pretty much every Katamari game is more or less the same thing. If you like one, youíll like them all. If you hated one, youíll hate them all.
King of Fighters
-The King of Fighters Ď95, The King of Fighters Ď96 (PS1)
-The King of Fighters XI (PS2)
-The King of Fighters XII (PS3)
KOF is like any other fighting franchise. If you like that franchise, most likely youíll like all or most of the games in said franchise. I like KOF, despite the fact I suck at fighing games. XII however, was a disappointment. Although beautiful, the character selection was TINY.
Kingdom Hearts
-Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts II, Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories (PS2)
-Kingdom Hearts RE:coded (NDS)
This is one of the few IP crossover titles that have ever done it well (I wonít say right cause it ainít perfect, but itís good enough to be fun). Great visual style, the character models (specifically the Disney ones) are fantastically done. If you like Final Fantasy or Classic Disney, youíll probably have fun playing these.
Casual gamer girls seem to LOVE this series. Seriously.
I have played any of the RE spinoffs, and I dunno if I ever will. I just have them.
Shadow Hearts, *Shadow Hearts: Covenant, Shadow Hearts From the New World (PS2)
Koudelka is another one of those RPG worlds that not many know of. I actually have no idea what happened to my copy of Koudelka, so itís not on the list at the moment.
Shadow Hearts is actually a spin off of Koudelka. The game play is very traditional RPG but the spice it up by adding some timed elements to the turn based battles. Covenant is the high point of this series- the battles are fun and the story is engaging enough. From The New World gets a little cheesy, but keeps a lot same core gameplay elements that made Covenant fun.
Little Big Planet
-Little Big Planet, Little Big Planet 2 (PS3)
LBP is one of the most inventive games Iíve ever played, and really one the few ďtoolboxĒ (games that gives gamers the tools to make) games that gets it right. Not just good, but RIGHT.
Longest Journey
-*The Longest Journey (PC)
-Dreamfall: The Longest Journey (XBOX)
Longest Journey is probably one the last relics from the age of classic point and click adventure. The story is stellar and the dialogue is really really well written, so if you like point and click I highly recommend it. Dreamfall is more if a spin off then a true sequel, and I only recommend it if played and like The Longest Journey.
Left 4 Dead
-Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead 2 (XBOX360)
The series created highly meaningful co-op shooter game play. I feel like valveís source engine feels a little dated; technically it hass all the nice bells and whistles but something about the look and movement just doesnít click with me. Other then that, really fun times to be had here.
Mario Anything
-Mariokart: Double Dash, Super Smash Bro. Melee, Super Mario Sunshine (GC)
-Mario Kart DS (NDS)
-Dr. Mario (NES)
-Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt, Super Mario Bros. 2, *Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)
-*Super Mario World, *Super Mario RPG (SNES/VC)
-*New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Super Mario Galaxy, *Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Wii)
Iím not gonna waste your time writing about these. I mean címon. Itísa Mario.
Also Smash Bros. hates colorblind people. Screw that game.
Magna Carta
-Magna Carta: Tears of Blood (PS2)
-Magna Carta 2 (XBOX360)
Hyung Tae Kim is a very talented artist, thus the character artwork is great eye candy. Other then that, I found these games pretty boring.
Mass Effect
-Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2 (XBOX360)
Mass Effect 1. Buggy as hell software, but had some fun things in it.
Mass Effect 2. Not so buggy software, but all the fun things got taken out of the game.

-*Mega Man 2, Mega Man 3, Mega Man 4 (NES)
-*Megaman 9, *Megaman 10 (PSN)
-Mega Man X4 (PS1)
-Mega Man Anniversary Collection(PS2)
-Megaman Zero Collection (NDS)
Mega Man 2 is the first video game Iíve ever played, and to this date the only game Iíve beaten more then 50 times. Iím not gonna make alot of comments on this series. I will note that the Anniversary Collection suffers from some sort of strange button lag.
Metal Gear
-Metal Gear (NES)
-Metal Gear Solid (PS1)
-Metal Gear Solid 2, 3 (PS2)
-Metal Gear Solid Guns of the Patriots (PS3)
-Metal Gear Solid 4 Database (PSN)
-Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker (PSP)
Iíll never understand what the big deal about this series is. Iíve beaten them all, theyíre fun and well designed games, but Iím not sure what the big draw is.
-Metroid (NES)
-Super Metroid (SNES)
-Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime 2 (GC)
-Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, Metroid: Other M (Wii)
Another long running IP that I donít have much to say. Loved the retro ones, was really bored of the prime series, and despite the overly melodramatic story of Other M, I really enjoyed the game play of it.
Monster Hunter
-Monster Hunter Tri (Wii)
-Monster Hunter Freedom Unite (PSP)
This is another series that I never got the draw of. The controls are clunky and imprecise, and the menu are overly complicated. The actual fighting and other stuff seems repetitive and I really canít figure out what the purpose is.
Ninja Gaiden
-Ninja Gaiden (NES)
-Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword (NDS)
-Ninja Gaiden (XBOX)
-Ninja Gaiden Sigma (PS3)
I only played the original on the NES. It was hard as shit. I replayed it awhile back and yup. Itís still hard as shit. I heard the newfangled ones are also hard as shit.

-No More Heroes, No More Heroes 2 (Wii)
Good games that are simple to play. Everything about is overtop and it doesnít take itself to seriously. Interesting visual style.
-Onimusha, Onimusha 2, Onimusha 3 (PS2)
Hack and slash meets resident evil. The counter system is nice. Other then that not much else to be said.

*Parasite Eve, Parasite Eve II (PS1)
Another fun series which Iím not sure how to describe. If you donít know what these games are, please google it. The first one is a must play. Feel free the skip the 2nd.
Phantasy Star
-Phantasy Star (MS)
-*Phantasy Star II, Phantasy Star III, Phantasy Star IV (GEN)
-*Phantasy Star Online (DC)
-Phantasy Star Online Episode III: CARD Revolution (GC)
-Phantasy Star Zero (NDS)
-Phantasy Star Universe (PC)
-Phantasy Star Portable, Phantasy Star Portable 2 (PSP)
Phantasy Star holds a special place in my heart. I really enjoyed the 2nd one as a kid. I sunk hundreds of ours in to PSO, and PSO blue burst on the pc. The Phantasy Star universe incarnations have been fairly disappointing so far. There good, but something about the Gurhal system just lacks appeal for me (maybe the terrible writing). The Portable ones are fairly good but I still get bored pretty quickly.

-Apollo Justice, Miles Edgeworth: Investigation, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney, Phoenix Wright Justice for All, Phoenix Wright Trails and Tribulations (NDS)
Fun Visual Novel style games. Juicy story, outrageous characters. I havenít played Apollo Justice of Miles Edgeworth yet. Only real downside the same pet peeve I have with alot of Japanese games, no god damn instant text.
Pixeljunk Anything
-Pixeljunk Eden, Pixlejunk Monsters, Pixeljunk Racers (PSN)
Pixeljunk makes a bunch of random games. Eden is like a....Iím not sure. Monsters is tower defense, and Racers is some sort of rally car reflex game. There just minor time killer kind of games.
Prince of Persia
-Prince of Persia, Prince of Persia The Forgotten Sands (PS3)
I really like these. The PoP games have always have always appealed to me in that they look and play nice. The individual animation tracks look great and they blend well together. Itís one of those series that just looks really nice in motion.

*Curious Village, *Diabolical Box, *Unwound Future (NDS)
We named our dog after Professor Layton. These games are amazing. Hereís a puzzle: How can anyone not like this game? Answer: Thatís a god damn trick question cause anyone who doesnít like Professor Layton is waste of human being. (Obviously if you donít know who Layton is, your excused for your ignorance, but I suggest you go educate yourself). ĎNuff said.
Ratchet and Clank
-Ratchet and Clank, Ratchet and Clank Going Commando (PS2)
-Ratchet and Clank: Future Tools of Destruction (PS3)
-Ratchet and Clank: Quest for Booty (PSN)
To me, the R&C series is one of the pinnacles of character animation in acting games. Seriously. If you know anything about western philosophy of character animation (ie the 12 principles), I suggest you go check these games out and youíll see what I mean. If you dontí know, I still suggest you check it out. There fun games through and through.
Resident Evil
-Resident Evil (GC)
-Resident Evil 5 (PS3)
Resident Evil games have always been good to look at (for the time that there released) and fairly fun and challenging to play, despite the cheesy terrible writing. Unfortunately, Dead Space came and made RE look foolish and I no longer really care as much about this series.
-Resistance: Fall of Man, Resistance 2 (PS3)
As one the launch titles for the PS3, Resistance was actually really good. It was all around a solid shooter, even though it wasnít really groundbreaking in anyway. Resistance 2 I felt lacked the polish of Resistance 1, which is really weird if you ask me.
-Rock Band, Rock Band 2, Rock Band 3 (PS3)
If you like jamming on cheap plastic crap, fun times.

-*Rune Factory, *Rune Factory 2, *Rune Factory 3 (NDS)
-Rune Factory Frontier (Wii)
Like Harvest Moon, this is a guilty pleasure for me. Appropriately so since itís a spin off of Harvest Moon. Honestly, Rune Factory took everything I loved about harvest moon that I wanted out of the last 18 billion titles but didnít get, and made it better. Then the polished the controls and interface really nicely, and added dungeon crawling to make it that much more awesome. The Wii one lacks the depth of the NDS ones, but I feel as if though it were a ďtech demo,Ē in that itís really just there to lay the foundations for the next console Rune Factory (oceans) to be awesome...I hope.
Also, RF2 is fairly challenging. In fact, itís pretty hard.
Secret of Mana
-Children of Mana (NDS)
-*Seiken Densetsu 3 (SNES)
Not really sure what genre of games I would place the mana games in. The ones most people remember is Secret of Mana 2. My favorite of the series of was 3, but that was never released in the US. Children of Mana wasnít very good.
-Shenmue (DC)
-Shenmue II (XBOX)
Big budget game back in the day. The Shenmue games elevated alot of things for gaming in general. I played both on the DC originally. They were fun games, despite the hellish load times.
Shining Force
-Shining Force: the Sword of Hajya (GG)
-Shining Force EXA (PS2)
I dontí know much about shining force. I beat EXA only cause I had nothing else to play at the time. It was pretty boring. I have no idea what the story was about because I stopped paying attention. I havenít played any other shining force game.

Continue to Part 2....   read

12:01 AM on 01.11.2011

And the winner of the free Stack of Games is...

Oh you've changed. I remember ya'll use to like free only some of you like free stuff....

Anywah, I didn't enough entries to fill a full tarot deck, but that's ok. Here's the deck I'll be using this time:

and the entries:

FOOL = DaedHead8
MAGICIAN = Bill Zoeker
PRIESTESS = ChillyBilly
EMPRESS = Dynamo Joe
EMPEROR = Daxelman
LOVERS = squirrelyg
CHARIOT = Winged Kraby
JUSTICE = SuperMonk4Ever
HERMIT = Dexter345 (I'm including you anyway buddy)
FORTUNE = Lazerpig
STRENGTH = Kabuto Drew
HANGED MAN = smurfee mcgee
DEATH = DimmuJed
TEMPERANCE = mrandydixon
DEVIL = sleepingagin
TOWER = HammerShark
MOON = DynamoJoe
SUN = pendelton21
JUDGEMENT = RESHUFFLE (sorry canada =P)
WORLD = ibesm
1 Wands = SteezyXL
2 Wands = Occams electric toothbrush
3 Wands = CrimeMinister
4 Wands = etirflita
5 Wands = Intercept (you're not the hanged man sorry)
6 Wands = kandenkiller
7 Wands = Antwhan
8 Wands = Roager
9 Wands = manasteel88
10 Wands = Perfidious Sinn (no cup for you)
Knave Wands = AngelEena
Knight Wands = RESHUFFLE (this one's my comment)
Queen Wands = worldagainstjose
King Wands = theredpepperofdoom
1 Cups = Magnalon
2 Cups = RESHUFFLE (sorry canada =P)
3 Cups = Woverine
4 Cups = Rabspat
5 Cups = dwb6
6 Cups = KalosBlue
7 Cups = fetusmilk
8 Cups = Kingof210
9 Cups = Agent-ORange87
10 Cups = Pandaloons
Knave Cups = Xzyliac
Knight Cups = Prota
Queen Cups = Davidfoundation
Any Swords = RESHUFFLE
Any Pentacles = RESHUFFLE

The drawing......:

And the winner is....:

Congratulations Roager! I bet your glad that I didn't give "each game out randomly" now, causre your the "one dude walking away with a ton of stuff."

Also, 2 of Pentecles turns out to be nobody. I was looking at 2 of Cups on the list rofl rofl.

Also my dog is a jerk.

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Roager, please PM me with your shipping info. And no, contrary to what my girlfriend said, no free iPad.   read

2:02 PM on 01.08.2011

Free stack of games Round 2! (roughly ~40 games from ps1,ps2,xbox,gc,dc)

Some of ya'll older dtoiders may remember this little contest I ran awhile back:

Well...I recently just bought out another buddies collection of old games and needless to say, due to the fact that I have a crap ton of games, I got some duplicates and some sports games (check my backloggery link on my sidebar). So! Free stack of games contest version 2!

Look at the old blog post for contest rules (same rules). I'll be using a different deck for selections.

again, gotta but the US (I'm not shipping internationally this time). EDIT: Contests ends when I get 78 unique user posts (double posts will be dropped). or after it's run for awhile. this isn't to particularly formal...

Here are the games:

Metroid Prime
Legend of Zelda Collecters Edition
Legend of Zelda Wind Waker

Top Spin/ NCAA Football 2005
Beyond Good and Evil
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
True Crime Streets of LA
Fusion Frenzy
Enter the Matrix
Fight Club
NBA Street Vol 2
NFL Street

Web Browser 2.0 with SegaNet (lol)
The Grinch (not a repeat, I just don't want this game)
Some Disc full of demos
Virtual Tennis

VR Baseball 97
NFL Gameday
WCW VS the World
Resident Evil 2 Demo
Aquanaut's Holiday

ATV Offroad Fury 2
Viewtiful Joe
The Punisher
Devil May Cry
Socom US Navy Seals



I'm looking through the stack of games and there's some more I don't really want. These will be included in the winnings:

Metal Arms Glitch in the System
Jak II
Medal of Honor Rising Sun
Resident Evil Director's Cut
Kung Fu Chaos
SSX Tricky
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell
007 Everything or Nothing
Peak Performance


Adding mario party 4 to the list

Adding Tekken, Sonic Adventure, Wario Ware Mega Party, sims 3 to the list. That's the final update.   read

10:06 PM on 09.10.2010

Dressed to re-Kill, Conrad Zimmerman in Dead Rising, work in progress

Along time ago, I made photography contest on DTOID. The rules were to simply make a photo comic of yourself in your favorite game of the time. The winners, would get a painting of them in that game.

Rio McCarthy, being the only female entrant, won the girl's contest by default with this entry (Persona 3):

and maybe like 9 months of procrastination later, I painted this for her (Rio as a prototype anti shadow weapon, pre Aigis if you will):

You can see the larger image on my side bar.

The guys category had several more entrants. The winner ended up being Conrad Zimmerman (who wasn't an editor at the time). Here's his entry (Dead Rising):

Now keep in mind, this contest was in February of '08. That means I've procrastinated for OVER 2 and half years now. I really suck.

I had a really difficult time deciding what to paint. I started over many times. Eventually I settled on the idea of Conrad getting dressed in a mall shop, weapons lying about, zombies pressed up against the windows (thus fitting the original consumer-zombie commentary that a lot of zombie lore rose from). One of my favorite parts of dead rising after all, was just changing clothes since it was so humorous that you would bother to do so while thousands of zombies wandered about.

I started blocking out this painting probably about a year ago, and then things got really busy at work. When you work all day doing artisticy things its hard to find motivation to do it when you get home. Terrible excuse I know, but I somehow just completely forgot about this again, for like the 5th or 6th time.

Anyway, I recently rebuild my computer and was copying over files to my new machine. While sifting through the folder, I found the work in progress of conrad's painting. The painting itself is only like 20% done (it's still in blocking stage). I used a photo of a shoe store I found for reference in the basic lay out of the store. It's missing alot of elements and fine details (weapons, clothes, blood, more zombies, clutter, etc.) since it's only in blocking stage.

Conrad's face has been roughly blocked out as well. It's not quiet "conrad" yet but its in the ballpark.

One of these days, I WILL finish this painting.
one of these days....   read

12:29 PM on 06.30.2010

The Great Escape: Filling the Empty Box.

Today, I listened to an incredible Song of Storms cover on guitar. It sent chills down my spine; it gave me goosebumps. Yesterday, I beat Mario Galaxy 2 with the assist of my girlfriend taking on the role of "P2." It made me crack a smile from ear to ear. A week ago I leveled my corsair to 76. I was absolutely cackling with joy as I ran around faster with the new Bolter's Roll. A month a go I was fraught with rage when I went to avenge Mr. Marston. A year ago I was crapping my pants as I walked down the halls of the USG Ishimura. A decade ago, I cried when Aeris died. These emotions aren't really mine, yet at the same time they are. I took these feelings from the adventurers beyond the screen and placed them in my heart; toys to fill an empty toybox.

Alot of other dtoiders having written great articles thus far about the escapism video games have provided them. Be it from bullies or illness, video games have been a crucial coping mechanism for the struggles of everyday life. But for me, it was the opposite; I was escaping from a life without struggle- a life that was extremely ordinary.

Don't get me wrong, I'm highly appreciative of the upbringing that I had. Our family was never rich, but we were most certainly not wanting of anything. I grew up in a family that never really had debt, never really worried about putting food on the table. My schooling was adequate. I wasn't popular per say, but I was well liked by everyone. I've never had really trouble with the ladies. The few kids that bothered to "bully" me got there ass handed to them and needless to say, they didn't bother to continue. I've never struggled with serious illness. No one very close to me has passed away. I went to a good college, graduated and immediately got a good job. The list of how my life is very peaches and roses can go on and on and on. It can only be described as an overly peaceful life.

I'm certainly not complaining. But I'll make one observation. When you don't struggle for things, they really do have less meaning. A life with struggle can be terribly...empty. Some of the most intense emotions I've ever had were from playing games. My admittance to this fact may very well be the saddest statement I'll ever make. But honestly, I'm not to bothered. Video games have given me an opportunity to experience joy, rage, fear, sadness, anticipation, laughter, and made an otherwise mundane life anything but. At the very least, they have given me an appreciation for all the good things in life I as I play out the tails of heroes and heroines who STRUGGLE to live ordinarily. I think this may seem like a fancy way of saying "video games kept me from getting bored," but the sentiment really does run deeper then that. I'm sure one day on my gravestone it will read "ceark. the life he lived was ordinary, but the life experienced was extraordinary."

Hey Dtoiders, it's been a long time since I've regularly posted. You older non LA Dtoiders (I NARP in LA afterall) are probably thinking where the f*** have you been, of course all the new folks are probably wondering who the f*** are you? Anyway, I have a little more free time for the foreseeable future (on a slow project ATM, so next couple of months I got some breathin' room) so I thought I'd get back into the dtoid fray. Thought I'd start with my first ever monthly musing. Maybe I'll finish that painting that I STILL owe conrad (for 2 years now....). Maybe I'll give in and finally paint Yojimbo. Who knows.   read

2:57 PM on 06.23.2010

Goodies in the mail from Ska Studios.

I got some goodies in the mail today. When you win a DTOID contest (which I've never done) it's customary to share the spoils in CBlog.

The t-shirts pretty sweeeeeeeeeeeeet. and actually a size I can wear (hurray!). . The dishwasher soap is...I'm trying to figure out whether or not I should actually wash dishes with it. It looks like dishwasher soap. It smells like dishwasher soap (it has a happy lemon scent). But it COULD actually be like....vampire saliva or something. Also included was a cool guitar pick (fortunately, I own a guitar! ...which I have yet to learn to play but that's beside the point) and two button pins.

also first post in a looooooooong time.

also, cocks.   read

6:44 PM on 12.24.2008

Happy Holidays, Lightning Review of some games, other crap.

What's up Dtoiders, happy holidays!

It's been awhile -_- But work is finally reached a point where I have free time again, so hopefully I can finally get around to finishing that painting I owe Conrad (I haven't forgotten man!). Ive only been occasionally commenting the past few months. It'e been so long that I took me a while to remember how to write a post due to some format changes (which are nice btw).

Anyway, I thought I post a quick lightning review of the games I played in 2008. This isn't all the games I acquired this year, just the stuff that was released in 08. I felt it unnecessarily to list the backlog of pre 08 games I acquired this year cause that would be a really long ass post.

Games that I had high expectations for that turned out to be utter shit
Alone in the Dark 360 - Buggy piece of shit.
Infinite Undiscovery - Lame Story, Lame Characters, Crappy Animation, Boring Gameplay
The Last Remnant - Lame Story, Lame Characters, Crappy Animation, Boring Gameplay, and Buggy and Unfinished

Games that I had high expectations for that turned out to be rather disappointing
Army of Two - Turned out to be not that fun. Co op gameplay left something to be desired.
Eternal Sonata - Very standard feeling RPG, slow, unnecessary, and long ass cutscenes.

Games that kinda sucked
Viking: Battle for Asgard - generic hack and slash.
Silent Hill: Origins - wtf is this?
Innocent Life: A Futuristic Harvest Moon - Harvest moon games are either really good or really bad. This was really bad.

Games that I wanted to enjoy, lied to myself and said I enjoyed while playing, only to realize that I didn't enjoy it at all after playing it
Fable II - I want my 15 hours back.

Games that were ok
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - I guess it was cool to get some more story angles on the FFVII world. it was just an average game.
Culdcept SAGA - ok for a card game I guess. Gets really old after awhile.

Games that I bought and barely played
Phantasy Star Portable (jp) - just wanted to get a preview because I'm excited about the US version. Seems good so far.
Eternal Poison - Slow paced, lots of lot loading. I shelved this.
PixelJunk Eden - pretty
Soulcalibur IV - not a big fan of fighters. I bought it just because.
Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness - I fell asleep.
echochrome - unique.
Warhawk - Operation: Broken Mirror - I think I've played warhawk like....twice.
Warhawk - Operation: Omega Dawn - I don't even know why I bought these.
Arcana Heart - school girl version of street fighter or kof.
Ikaruga - one of the hardest games ever. kicked my ass.
Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword - some one gave me this, never played it.
Metal Gear Solid: The Essential Collection - I bought this just cause I was missing the original games.
Wild ARMs XF - didn't play this yet. probably sucks.
Triggerheart Exelica - I have no idea how to play this.
N+ - I haven't played this yet.
Sins of a Solar Empire - I played like one tutorial level and gave up.
PixelJunk Monsters - your basic tower defense game.
Omega Five - I suck at this
Crash Commando - not sure what I'm playing here.
Castlevania Chronicles - haven't played this yet.

Games I let other people play for me because I didn't feel like playing it myself
Battlefield: Bad Company - stuff blows up
Dark Sector - you get some sorta sharp thingy on your arm.
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 2 - people die

Flawed games that were still fun
Operation Darkness - this game is ugly, has a crap camera, but when you get a hang of the game play, it's actually quite fun. if only it were on valkyria chronicles level of quality, this game would of been amazing.

Games that were fun while it lasted
Mirror's Edge - Some of the levels really give you a rush. Pretty exciting, very short. Parkour is fun, fighting is not.
Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice - I never liked disgaea but I found this to be alot of fun. If you like tactical games, give this a shot.
SIREN: Blood Curse - pretty creepy. Challenging, but not frustrating like the Siren that came out on ps2.
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots - Cutscenes are long as shit. I enjoyed this the 2nd time through when I was able to skip all the freaking cutscenes.
Grand Theft Auto IV - Honestly, I never liked GTA that much, but I found this game to be far deeper then the rest of series. Nico was a rather likable character.
Patapon - pon pon pata pon!

Games that caught me by surprise in how fun they were
Valkyria Chronicles - I had really low expecations for this game. However, this is one of the best strategy games I've played this year. It was really lovely and involving. Beautiful pastoral color palette.
Dead Space - I never liked over the shoulder shooters, but I played through this 3 times. Beautifully lit, nice animation, smooth frame rate, well paced. All in all excellent craftmanship in the making of this game.
Silent Hill: Homecoming - I was apprehensive since this was made stateside, but I found myself very satisfied with this iteration of the series. Creepy. Great sound design and lighting.
Tales of Vesperia - Tales is another series that I've always been pretty neutral towards. It's very much like other tales games, but they killed a small amount of the suffocating cutesyness (now it's just bareably cute), which made it much more fun.
Lost Odyssey - I had really low expecations for this, but this by far trumps any Square Enix game I've played this year.
Burnout Paradise - most fun I've ever had in a driving game.

Games that I highly enjoyed
Rune Factory 2: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - I think the rune factory branch off is my favorite of the harvest moon series. if you like harvest moon, you should like this. Starts really slow though.
Left 4 Dead - Dear god this is alot of fun with friends.
LittleBigPlanet - I don't think I need to mention how cool this game is.
Castle Crashers - Quirky, fun, and fast
Bionic Commando Rearmed - Beautiful and nostalgic

If pants could get pregnant, I'd be having triplets games. none of these games need descriptions. they're just flat out amazing.
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 FES
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4
Fallout 3
Mega Man 9

That was my lightning review. Hope everyone's having a merry christmas and happy new yeardespite the economy and the world going to utter shit this year! Hopefully I won't get piled with work in 09 so I can get some cool new paintings done for you guys.

also, bonus if you recognize what my new headphones are from.

1:15 AM on 09.26.2008

Gamer's Art/Crafts + something cool I ordered.

Usually it's Rio making these sorta posts, but I'm gonna sneak one in.

So my messenger fell apart a week ago. For an artist, it's pretty shitty when they're trusty bag/pack/whatever falls apart.

I spent a couple of days shopping around for a bag but couldn't find one to my liking. All I really needed was something that could carry some books, drawing pens, and have custom pouches that were exactly the size of a DS and a PSP. That last one was the hard part, I'm surprised no one's manufactured such bags.

Anyway, being that I'm an artist and sewing is one of my disciplines, I pretty decided to just go buy some materials and make a gamer/artist messenger bag from scratch. The design is entirely made up on the fly (I didn't have a pattern or anything, I just sorta sewed shit together). I'm actually quite pleased despite the fact that the stichwork is a little messy due to the fact that my cheap ass sewing machine sucks (you get what you pay for).

The front of the bag with my floral motif. The panels are made of two layers of thick canvas and a layer of water resistant nylon.

Back of the bag. finally found something to stick one of my bajillion dtoid patches on.

Inside Pouches.

As you can see, the side pouches are spefically tailored for handhelds.

Whole process took about 12 hours from beginning to end and about 40 dollars worth of materials. I think I could do this much faster a 2nd time because I wouldn't be making it up as I go. I think next year when I get my bonus I'm gonna get a nice sewing machine and maybe make custom bags on commission for peeps if anyone's interested.

Also, I wanted to show off something I ordered today.

If your jealous, it's cause you should be. I generally wouldn't drop a ridiculous wad of cash for something like this, but part of it will be reimbursed to me so I'm really only paying like 120 bucks plus shipping and tax. Will take pictures when it arrives.   read

4:24 PM on 09.03.2008

Feel the Hatred: Not To the Point

I'm gonna make this to the point. There is only one thing I actually "hate" in games, and that is things that are pointlessly not to the point.

- Scrolling text with no option of all text at once. I read like a demon on crack don't give me that slow shit and make me read at a kindergartner pace.
- Unskippable cutscenes.
- Shoddy controls trying to be innovative and making a good game take 10 times longer to play.
- Filler shit put in a game to waste time rather then add meaning.

That is all.   read

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