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Apparently I pee incorrectly...Someone help me
cbebop007 | 6:56 PM on 06.01.2007 5 comments




Don't ask me how the conversation came up (because I don't remember), but according to the majority of my friends I piss incorrectly.

See, all of them unzip their fly AND unbutton their pants. I instead only unzip my fly.

I don't understand the purpose of unbuttoning. Unzipping only the fly provides sufficent access to get the deed done.

Am I really doing it wrong? Does this make me weird? What does it say about my psyche? And what would Jesus do?

Answers are welcome.



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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 19:10
Aaron Mxy Yost
Jesus didn't piss. His divine body recycled all waste, like a stillsuit.
8BitBrad's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 19:47
8BitBrad
I only unzip.
Sheir's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 20:14
Sheir
In a urinal, I only unzip. But at home, I have a completely relaxed, pants down, lean back posture.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 21:03
BluDesign
They're trying to have buttsecks with you. Keep your pants buttoned and just run a catheter. When you gotta go, wait for your friends to go and empty your bag out into their pint glass.

It's golden delicious!
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