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I'm addicted to karaoke, coconut products, and woot shirts. If I were a dinosaur I'd probably be a Deinonychus, but Parasaurolophus is my favorite. I love having adventures. When I grow up I want to be a crazy old lady: possibly one who fights crime.

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carollelogram \| 7:59 PM on 07.01.2008	5 comments

It's a fact... SNK and Haxan were born in July of 1978. I'm pretty sure both of them were good ideas, although I prefer Capcom to both of them (j/k babe).

Happy Birthday, Haxan!!!! Way to be old!

Here's a textual freestyle flow in your honor:

Haxan, he’s an ecogamer
He recycles, conserves, reuses
He hunts down other people’s old console collections
Treats each game like a med school dissection
Anticipates garage sale season like a soccer mom
Goes on craigslist.com
and drives like mad to Vietnam
Isopropyls past abuses
Spends entire weeks just grinning, swabbing cartridges
Getting happy off the fumes like the Partridges

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5 comments | showing # 1 to 5

Haxan

I suppose that this should be a lesson for everybody! Never leave your girlfriend sitting around while you're restoring NES and Genesis carts. It will stick with them! They don't forget these things!

Thanks fot the birthday wishes, baby! You're the greatest! (and I've run out of exclamation points)

Elitechief27

/snap thing they do in poetry slams

MATTFOO

I dont wanna grow up... Im a toys R us kids

Aaron Mxy Yost

Yay! Birthday happy!

Haxan

Thanks, Mixy!

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