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HMM Day 30: Wolfman's got nards!
cannedpasta | 1:50 AM on 10.30.2008 4 comments


Tonight’s movie is The Monster Squad, one of my all-time favorite movies from when I was a kid. I really couldn’t tell you how many times I saw this movie back in the day. And it wasn’t until they finally released the DVD last year that I was finally able to watch it again. And watch I have. The fact of the matter is, I still love this movie.



The movie starts off one hundred years before the movie starts off. In this nifty little prologue, we get to see Dr. Abraham Van Helsing and a small group of people trying to destroy the eternal evil. Obviously, they didn’t. I mean, if they did, we wouldn’t have a movie. I just love how when the girl is reading the scroll, he is yelling things at her that only make her more nervous, like, “READ, OR WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!” No pressure though, right Doc?



After Van Helsing’s EPIC FAIL, we jump to the present, where everyone says “rad”, the girls have really big hair, and you weren’t cool until you had your Member’s Only jacket. Here we end up in a school, in the Principal’s office, where we soon learn of our main duo’s fondness of supernatural creatures. Yep, these guys are the Monster Squad. There is also the token fat kid, the younger kid, and the “I’m too cool for everything” kid.



The kids end up against Dracula, The Mummy, Frankenstein’s Monster, Wolfman, and the Creature (of the Black Lagoon variety). There are a ton of great scenes in this movie. Like the scene with the fat kid kicking Wolfman in the nards. Or the scene where The Creature takes the kid’s Twinkie.



This isn’t a slasher movie for adults, but it’s great fun. If you have kids, this is a great soft-scare movie to share with them. I am really looking forward to watching this with my son when he gets a little older. I already have him turning into a great little gamer, and he is totally into watching the original Voltron, Transformers, and Robotech cartoons with me. He’s even a little rocker. This movie will be the next step to molding him into a perfect Mini Me.



Now, that’s not to say that there isn’t any gore, because there is. I mean, yeah, it is very, very little, but it’s there. All of the effects are superbly done as well. I know this might just be nostalgia talking, but this movie still holds up great to this day. In fact, I showed this to a friend of mine who had gone his whole life without seeing it, and he really liked it.

Go check it out if you have never seen it.

Tomorrow night, it’s Halloween! This means it’s the final day in Halloween Movie Madness. Also, a double-feature! The movies? Well, that’s a secret. You can find out in about 24 hours!



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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2008 02:10
Aaron Mxy Yost
STEPHEN KING RULES
droobies's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2008 07:30
droobies
Mxyz, that's actually my costume this Halloween.
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2008 09:01
zombiekiller13
Greatest...movie...ever.

A friend of mine snagged a DVD copy of the Laserdisc version from a horror movie convention a few years ago and gave it to me as a b-day present. I filled the void until the official DVD was released.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2008 09:57
Char Aznable
I haven't seen this movie since I was a little kid, but "Wolfman's got nards" will remain with me forever. I really need to watch this again.
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