no.

My priest was rebabtizing me and he said I needed to take my clothes off so he could make my whole body holy and my dad walked in and we were both naked and he thought he was raping me. Dads are so stupid they don't know anything.

~VVarb~

We are going to get 60 plus comments in this, I just know it.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!!??!??!?!

So, let me get this straight. You've never posted anything of merit or value on the cblogs, much less insightful comments on the homepage, and THIS is how you start?

You make baby Jesus rape...I mean cry. Cry. Baby Jesus wouldn't rape people. Big hippie Jesus on the other hand...

You need some "Etrian Odissey",if you log in and then post that, you sir, will be a scholar and a gentleman.

Aw, come on... I'll give you a dollar!

NOTHING TO SEE HERE EVERYONE GO AWAY JUST A CAR WRECK NOTHING MORE

but you already have. Thanks.

The Bez brings light to the masses.

You though? You bring only darkness.

@the bez

No matter how many times I watch that gif, I never see boob

On a side note This blog makes me want to take a giant shit on you

@everyone else: on the other hand, he/she got more responses than my first post.

Quit feeding trolls.

Quit fucking bitching because someone's blog received more comments than yours. This isn't LiveJournal.

your mom's not livejournal.

@Commish - on me or mechamonkey? Punishing him for my woefully inadequate missive seems most unfair. Unless he likes that kind of stuff...but being a monkey, even a mechanized one, he may fling it back at you, and that's ALWAYS an awkward moment...

@AgentEmbryo - nice .gif - that is probably the one skit from "The State" that most people will remember...

"I'm gonna dip my balls in it!"

@Blehman - I shall elaborate:

yep.