So here's the deal. I was in Seattle this week and to make a long sad story very short, I "accidentally" got "drunk" and let microsoft woo, seduce, and practically assrape me - AND steal 60$ from me in the process. The sex wasn't even good, and I walked away with a lethal limp and empty wallet - and the new knowledge that points purchased in the USA do NOT work in Canada. Nevermind that my American-purchased Gold Membership does, or that msft support told me wrongfully that I can change my location (rapists AND liars!!) - the points don't work.
So. I now have 4000 points sitting here waiting to be used. They're unregistered and up for grabs - as is a one year's Gold Membership that I'm throwing in myself to make a bundle. I want to give them away to someone who TRULY DESERVES them. I was thinking about Mortal Kombat, where I get a bunch of you out into the woods and give you rusty shovels and broken baseball bats and let you cheapshot each other Battle Royale style, but I'm currently being advised to avoid lawsuits and felonies by my lawyer.
I need ideas - what sort of shit would you do for a Gold account and 4000 points? Pretty much anything goes - I'm open to all suggestions, as long as it doesn't involve too much nudity (I've had ENOUGH nudity thanks to
Wilbo and his untapped potential.)
But seriously. It's not a huge prize and so it won't be a massively time consuming or talent demanding contest, but I'd like there to be SOME challenge...I just have no ideas. Otherwise I'm just gonna give this shit to Hamza. And none of you wants that...it might go to his giant, swollen, throbbing sharkhead.
haha, I said throb.
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I'll wrestle a bear.
It expired in January. I would eat the chips in that tube for the prize. For you and whoever else you want to watch on uStream.
I took this picture of it a few weeks ago.
Srsly.
If this doesn't seem fitting, perhaps a little biased, I have another suggestion. The prize goes to the first person to amend their original suggestion with a better, less biased suggestion, with bonus points for suggesting a suggestion oriented contest based around the amendment of user comments, and their incline toward contest-comment-based suggestions.
Hope this helps!
I would fight a bear to the death using nothing but an Iced Tea bottle, a glow stick, and a stuffed animal. After miraculously defeating the bear, I will carry it with one hand up a mountain to it's former home. Upon showing it's former family that I have bested the bear, I will take it's place as the father of the bear family. Now that I have an inside connection with the bears, I will slowly recruit a bear army, the likes of which no one has ever seen. And I will be forgotten about, a memory that floats in the very back of a persons head, all the while leaving them to wonder if I ever really existed. That is when I strike. That is when I will descend from the mountains, 1,000 bears with me, destroying anything that gets in the way of me and your front door. And when I finally reach my destination, I'll ring the bell and hope you're home so I can get those 4,000 MS points.
So yeah, there's my entree.
I'll give ya Mike Tyson's Punch Out for the NES if you want, its just gathering dust here.
oh.....I'll uhhh.....anyway, the Distillers were a good band. Now Brody has got some stupid new emo pop band, can u believe that shit?
oh and can i get that card? I don't have an xbox or anything, but so what? im not joking.
@chronoswing
Whut !?
Also I'll send you a nice letter. On actual paper. In the mail. Because no one does that anymore. And a drawing.
I don't care about the points.
fuck those art contests. they're rigged for people with talent! what the fuck! totally unfair.
i'll shave my pubes off and mail them to the person of your choice.