Wow guys, I can't tell you how embarrassed I am that you guys had to read this clearly misinformed list of the best game endings ever.
However, as a representative of Guiness, I'm here to tell you all that I've just been delivered the REAL list of the best video game endings of all time. That last one? Someone got drunk and threw some titles on there. Guiness is a beer company after all. But here I am, completely sober, typing in complete sentences. Giving you the list.
10. Super Mario Bros 2
Everyone here at Guiness could agree on this one because we could all relate, since we are all middle-aged Italian men who dream about mushrooms and shit. It was all a dream?! GAH! That means it's just like Inception! Inception was the shit! You can play a drinking game with Inception. Every time you see someone's totem you just shotgun a can of Guiness.
I cry every time I play it. Such a tragic tale, full of dramatic irony.
8. Super Smash Bros Melee
Because we've all wanted to know what it was like to beat the ever-living fuck out of Michael Jackson's glove.
7. Indigo Prophecy
This guy's such a Casanova he fucked a cop who was trying to arrest him earlier. Oh and did I mention that he was a fucking zombie while he did it? And he knocked her up? Lucas is the kind of man every person wants to be (yeah, even women).
5. Citizen Kane
It was his sled! Never would have guessed it!
2. Super Scribblenauts
YEAAAHHHH MOTHERFUCKER FIRST VIDEO GAME EVER MADE BEST ENDING EVERRRR!!!
So yeah, sorry about the mix-up earlier, but I think now you'll be much more content with this list. This is Guiness, signing off.