Well, here it is. The LIFE CHANGINE EVENT OF THE FOREVER TIME. NXE is out, and people have been making their avatars. I got linked to a few and thought "I wonder what a group pic would look like?" Well, here is your answer.



This is not the finished version, which will come with an awesome key so you can tell who is who but you can see where I am going with it. If you want your avatar in there, just either email me your gamertag or sling it in the comments and I will try and make it happen.

Basically, Rev took Bill, so I am taking Francis. Like he said, you cannot dispute this.

Here is my reasoning:

1. He is a biker, and therefore badass.
It is a well known fact that biker = badass. Somehow, this is almost always true. On the levels of badass, biker is just behind old army guy

2. He cannot read
Why does this make him cool you wonder? Because it means he dropped out of school. He was too cool for school and therfore dumped it to go work in a bar and on his bike. School gets in the way of boozing and loving.

3. He is not gay
Contrary to popular belief, Francis is not gay. The name might put you off, but that was just dickhead parents and it helped him to prove a point by getting past the slightly gay name. I would imagine that with this man, any hole is a worthy goal and in a Zombpocalypse world, he will take what he can get.

4. You just know he will go out in a blaze of glory
The ultimate display of badassedry for the biker is to go down taking several enemies with you. Whether this is using a gas tank and a flare (New Dawn of the Dead) or just sitting on the floor emptying every fucking round you have into the zombies currently kicking the shit out of, thus allowing your friends to run for safety, it will secure his name and he will be remembered.

So remember, it doesn't matter what the fuck you say because I called dibs. And a cblog dibs is only beaten by front page article dibs.

As you might have seen, we are having a NARP in the UK in a few days time. I thought I would shunt out on last reminder to grab anyone who missed the first few. The plans for the days have been near finalised and the house is clean and ready to be annihilated by three days of partying. We will be having Rock Band in my room and Singstar in the front room as well as horror movies upstairs and then possibly more games in other rooms or even in those rooms. There will be alcohol (homebrewed mead included) and good times. It will kick off on the Friday but will be going hard into sunday and possibly some of monday.

If you want to come, it is in wolverhampton (right next to birmingham) and all you have to do is email me at bunnyrabbit22 at gmail dot com (not a mistake on the number 22). So come on down/up and enjoy stuff with us. There might even be some free rape

Also, fancy dress if you want and we will have lots of my uni friends there too

Yep, right on time (It is still sunday and I said Sunday). This is another callout to those dtoiders who enjoy parties or would just like to meet up and play some games with other dtoiders.

There will be a UK NARP stretching from Halloween (31st october) through to whenever people want to leave (probably 2nd or 3rd november). There will be two main nights to this party, friday and saturday.
The NARP will be taking place in wolverhampton and for those who do not know where this is, here is a helpful map:


For more info (how the plan will go and what will happent and anything else you want to know) just email me at bunnyrabbit22 at gmail dot com. That is bunnyrabbit22, not bunnyrabbit2 (some fucker already had my name).

Come along if you can because it will be a hell of a time and to make things better, we have homebrewed mead (11 wine bottles worth)

That's right. There will be yet another UK NARP this halloween (That would be the 31st October). The party will be stretched from the friday through to whenever people want to leave. Turn up whenever you feel like and leave whenever you feel like.

The NARP will be held in Wolverhampton, Which is slightly north-west of birmingham. If you are coming by coach, pick Piper's Row bus station. If by train, the station is right next to Piper's Row, so we will find you easily. If by car, we will work something out.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

Then just send me an email at bunnyrabbit22 at gmail dot com.

I am planning to have another NARP soon and will have it during the school half term, which means Halloween Friday (31st October weekend). This time, it will be in Wolverhampton again, but at my new house instead. There will be much drinking, much Rock Band, much dry humping of faces and much pizza as well as more people because it will also be the Halloween party for my friends from uni.

If people can't make Halloween which I do sort of foresee, I can possibly move it to another week near Halloween I guess. If you want to go then I shall be starting up a NARP emailer. Just email me at bunnyrabbit22 at gmail dot com.

I hope that Traitorous Whoredrox will be there as always and that others can make it too (I am looking at the southerners who can't organise a NARP to save their life).

Also, there will be some homebrewed Meade for those who would like to try it.