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CONTEST: Win 1600MS points (CoD4 and Halo 3 map pack related)
bunnyrabbit2 | 1:02 AM on 04.26.2008 21 comments



Seeing as there are lot of people who do not own the new maps for these two games, I am going to run a contest to win them. Basically, all you have to do is try really, really hard to win them, spending no money in the process (after all you don't have them because you are poor) and referencing both CoD4 and Halo 3 somehow. Whoever tries the hardest, wins. Its that simple.

Also, you don't have to spend the money on the map packs, but that is why I am running the contest so people who already have both packs probably won't win. People with only one however, can still win.

Entries can either be posted here in the comments or sent to my email at iamlewisstorey at yahoo dot com

Contest end at 5pm CST (6pm EST, 11pmGMT) on 7th May (that's a Wednesday). That is when I shall pick the winner and (hopefully) sort out sending the prizes.

RULE:
1.) You can do anything to win with exceptions:
- Bugging the shit out of me. No spamming. Spamming = lose
- Porn is out. No explicit stuff please. Swearing however, is allowed
2.) My decision is final. It's my damn money after all
3.) Your Entry must include references to you being poor, CoD4 and Halo 3 (not necessarily in that order)

Let your imagination run wild. Photoshops, videos expressing your love for me, audio clips, an FNF theme song, whatever. Go for it

That is it. Have fun people



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BFeld13's Destructoid Blog
1st comment:

Give me the fucking points. I lost my legs in a car accident and can't feel my ears or emotion.
Quisling's Destructoid Blog
you're a liar. I'm a poor orphan who's parents left on the steps of a monestary when I was 4. Since then I've been begging for food and water on the streets of imaginaryland while yearning over how amazing halo would be to play in REAL LIFE.

Then I joined the military, which seemed like a good idea at first, but then they started experimenting on my with heroin and various permutations of cocaine. It wasn't the experience I had hoped for. I imagined something closer to COD4.

Now I'm out, and yeah I'm one of those random guys in a fairly large city in America that comes up to you with an overwhelmingly large amount of issues (my car broke down, my finace is sick and our debit cards were declined, someone stole my wallet and LOOK! I'M A VETERAN!) just to get money to feed my government-inspired drug-addiction.

I need the maps. Also, this isn't an entry. Just a post to show how fail the above was.

Keep trying.
bunnyrabbit2's Destructoid Blog
hmmmm. Fan Fiction for the win also
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I once farted the theme to Family Matters. That and the dube who played Carl Winslow offered me sexual favors. He sorta had this expression on his face when I said yes, but only if he wore the police uniform he wore in Die Hard.


vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
That photoshop is awesome.
Redzie's Destructoid Blog


I know its not COD4/Halo3 related but im working two jobs now to pay the bills and ive no time to shoop so heres two of my best shoops.
Das Inchworm's Destructoid Blog
I got sued for innapropriatley touching halo 3 at a party. She fuckin totally wanted it anyway so whatever. Anyway, in court i had a pretty comvincing argument, but then she brought in the bitch surprise witness CoD4. I was like "WHAT?" that bitch was drooling over crackdown in the vip lounge, the slut, so theres no way she saw me. Anyway, they turned on the waterworks, and long story short I lost. Settlement was a bitch. Now im poor. Like typing this from a library poor. I can has the points?
NightDehumidifier's Destructoid Blog
Give me the points or I will destroy your e-mail address with spam for financing and granny porn.
Knives's Destructoid Blog
Give 800 points to me and 800 to Zserv for great justice, we never got the ones we won on another contest :(
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
I need money
I mean MS point
and money but
mainly the point for my COD4
mappy pack
Gibbo's Destructoid Blog
It took me so long to get my Xbox 360 and Halo 3. You see i have no home and my only way of saving up money was either by begging or picking up pennies on the cold, dirty streets. I had to eat out of the bin and sometimes sell my body just to get the Xbox 360 and Halo 3 that i always wanted. I even had to steal a TV and router just to get online. So if had even just a tiny amount of sympathy in your heart, you would do your debt to society and give the 1600 points to me so that i can enjoy the luxuries of new maps that only the richer folk can afford.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Destructoid Blog
One time I tried too hard to poop and my lower intestine came out with it...

I'm not going to try too hard on this so the same thing doesn't happen again. So yeah... can I have the points?
B-Radicate's Destructoid Blog
All your points are belong to me.

I don't have enough points for the CoD4 maps currently, but I want them badly.

I don't own Halo 3 so I would use the money on Castle Crashers when it comes out.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, just give me the points.
razerangel's Destructoid Blog
I need your points. End of.


Where do I pick them up :P!
halokid's Destructoid Blog
i had enough points to get halo 3 and cod 4 maps and cool pic yo
RRDelay's Destructoid Blog
A New Challenger Appears!

See my Latest blog post for Video and pictures!

click for challenge
teach4food's Destructoid Blog
I don't need the points. I have both map packs. However, I have a student who has helped me out in CoD4 who needs the points. He has taught me such things as

1. Don't run around like an idiot in a Team Hardcore Match. This ain't Halo.

2. Teammates don't like being killed by your Martyrdom when they are trying to show you good shooting spots.

3. The M16 is your friend.

4. Slow down and use your ears, not just your eyes.

and his favorite lesson to teach everyone

5. Juggernaut does not help you against a 50 caliber with stopping power.

So, I don't ask for myself, I ask for a deserving gamer.
braulio09's Destructoid Blog
1) Gimme the fucking points
2) Gimme the fucking points
3) Gimme the fucking points
4) I'll give you a BJ if you do. ;)
Seth338's Destructoid Blog
Give me the points, i live down the road from you so it is the least effort to get them to me!

If i win i might consider buying on of those games, someday...
Simmy's Destructoid Blog
Give them to me.
O wait I don't own Halo 3
...or COD4
....or even a 360 at that
can I still have the points?
braulio09's Destructoid Blog
did i win yet?


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