Oh where, oh where has this child gone?
That's the focus of this lamentation.
Even Necros surely mourns his loss,
Despite hating his
skin pigmentation
Maybe he left because he had some work,
Could be harvesting the family crops.
Or he could simply be stuck offline,
Due to generic and faulty
lapops.
So search you young matlocks, scour the land.
We must find our helmet-clad friend.
Yes, bring him back here to Destructoid,
Only then can we
dance again.
For no one else can replace young Lemon,
There is no other of such an ilk.
And my heart sinks as I see this sad face,
On the last carton of my chocolate milk.
LEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
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I heard he became a doctor.
Well thump me on the nut... I suppose this is what I get for disappearing for 2 weeks for finals. At least now I know.
Regardless, I stand by the ode.
Vag-inspecting Serpent ftw.
I'm right here, numb nuts.
lololololol
I heard he inspects the Vag now
I heard he stopped being funny.
@ Yashoki
@ NotAZombie
Twat-Investigating Reptile
donkey PUNCH!
I heard he went to the Everest Institute and is now teaching a Computer Science III class at a local community college.
He was badly mangled in a skiing accident off the coast of Belgium and they rebuilt him out of steel plated Chocolate bars and machine guns.
Why'd he switch his name?
Computer Science III? Is he some kind of hacker?
Yashoki's right, actually. I haven't been funny since I underwe-HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!