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An Ode to Electro Lemon
brosef | 12:19 PM on 05.17.2008 17 comments




Oh where, oh where has this child gone?
That's the focus of this lamentation.
Even Necros surely mourns his loss,
Despite hating his skin pigmentation

Maybe he left because he had some work,
Could be harvesting the family crops.
Or he could simply be stuck offline,
Due to generic and faulty lapops.

So search you young matlocks, scour the land.
We must find our helmet-clad friend.
Yes, bring him back here to Destructoid,
Only then can we dance again.

For no one else can replace young Lemon,
There is no other of such an ilk.
And my heart sinks as I see this sad face,
On the last carton of my chocolate milk.



LEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!



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brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 12:45
brosef
Well thump me on the nut... I suppose this is what I get for disappearing for 2 weeks for finals. At least now I know.

Regardless, I stand by the ode.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 12:46
Aaron Mxy Yost
Vag-inspecting Serpent ftw.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 13:17
Electro Lemon
I'm right here, numb nuts.


lololololol
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 13:19
king3vbo
I heard he inspects the Vag now
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 13:37
Yashoki
I heard he stopped being funny.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 13:40
NotAZombie
@ Yashoki

brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 14:11
brosef
@ NotAZombie

MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 14:13
MechaMonkey
Twat-Investigating Reptile
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 14:36
Aziel13
donkey PUNCH!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 15:29
MrSadistic
I heard he went to the Everest Institute and is now teaching a Computer Science III class at a local community college.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 15:59
BluDesign
He was badly mangled in a skiing accident off the coast of Belgium and they rebuilt him out of steel plated Chocolate bars and machine guns.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 16:35
topgeargorilla
Why'd he switch his name?
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2008 17:43
DaedHead8
Computer Science III? Is he some kind of hacker?
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 13:01
Electro Lemon
Yashoki's right, actually. I haven't been funny since I underwe-HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!
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