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"6 Ways to justify your allegiance" PS3 edition
brainderailment | 5:52 PM on 05.10.2008 25 comments


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6. You may have to go out of your way and pay extra to get a rumble controller, but at least your console doesn't RROD. Obviously rumble at the same time as motion control makes no sense, if it shakes the controller, it will make your character on the screen shake. Good thing they figured that out.


5. The PS3 is totally raping the Xbox360 in sales in Japan. Forget how many Wiis and PSPs consistantly go out the door, your PS3 is still selling by almost 10:1 over the 360... in Japan. I don't think the Japanese people like 3 red lights flashing at them.


4. PS3 has BluRay, therefore it's games will be longer. 50GB is a lot of space, that's about 5 times more than the Xbox 360's drive, therefore the games should be around 5 times longer. In fact, if MGS4 were ever to go to the 360 ,which will never happen because Kojima totally hates Microsoft, they would have to make it one fifth the length. It's science, and fact. Plus, those graphics would make the 360 run so hot that it would probably RROD anyway.


3. The Playstation3 is so powerful that one day it will cause the Robot Apocolypse after it becomes self aware. Developers are lazy, they don't want to spend the money and time to make a PS3 look as good as the 360 version because they are lazy. If they would simply study the hardware, then all games on the ps3 would look like that E3 2005 Killzone demo. Seriously, how hard can it be? As long as it doesn't RROD.


2. You can't message your friends while you are in a game, but at least you aren't paying money to be able to do it. You don't have to pay to play online, a few dollars a month is totally not worth the one or two advantages of Live, why pay for something that is just going to crash during the holidays anyway. Plus, if Live doesn't go down, it will probably RROD anyway.


1. RROD, RROD, are you getting the picture yet? Red Ring of Death is the most problematic problem that has ever occured in any electronic device ever. And you don't have to worry about it. But you damn well better not let anyone else forget about it.



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ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 18:30
ZServ
part of me wants to punch you; that part thinks you're fucking stupid if you're serious.

part of me wants to buy you a beer; that part makes me think you're mocking fanboys.


Punch, or beer?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 18:33
MrSadistic
All of me wants to stab you in the face for the random satire.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 18:34
Y0j1mb0
LMAO.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 18:35
Crunshii
do both ZServ, but still I agree with this post. About the dev's being lazy, well it really comes down to how good they are and how much money is involved. But Insomniac games is not a ginormous company, yet, their quality of games are superb without comparison and they have shown true mastership of the PS3.

Their games scream talent without comparison in many levels. So to a sense, yes and no to the dev's being lazy, if they do multi platform games, then of course 360 is allot easier, but that is also holding back on a full potential game on the PS3.
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 18:43
linuxguy
@crunshii:also uncharted
Ocified-Xboxer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 18:46
Ocified-Xboxer
I think the last picture is my favorite ever...
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 18:57
KamikazeTutor
You know that GTA4 is freezing on some 60gb PS3?
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 18:59
KamikazeTutor
"PS3 has BluRay, therefore it's games will be longer."

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 19:09
shipero
@KamikazeTutor

It was freezeing on everything, that's what the patch was about.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 19:32
MaxVest
wtf, I thought 2007 ended months ago*.

*triple-posted for consistency.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 19:54
-PL-
You forgot to say that most good Xbox360 "exclusives" end up coming out on PC anyway, so if you own a gaming PC, PS3 is probably the better choice.

Also, out of the 60 hours I've played GTA4 on my 60GB PS3, it has frozen once, during a loading screen. Vocal minorities ftw.
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 20:01
razerangel
lolz
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 20:02
Darren Nakamura
So you've made the list for 360 owners, and the list for PS3 owners, but how do I justify that I have all three current gen systems? What does a person like me do?
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 20:04
Sadie G
@dexter
people like ourselves don't need little lists to justify our purchases. we just look down upon those who have to make a choice and laugh.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 20:06
MrSadistic
I laugh/look down at poor people... them, and cripples. Maybe colored people too, and definitely those people who live in Darfur.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 20:24
Crunshii
lolz, SadiG n Sad make my day, everyday lol.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 21:39
Samit Sarkar
Priceless.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 21:42
michiyoyoshiku
*points and laughs*

I did a better job making a case for the PS3 and I'm a loyal 360 owner.
broonor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2008 23:44
broonor
My PS3 RRoD :( But it didn't get any neato rings of fun, just a longass string of numbers for the error :P /vocalminority
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 01:29
liam2015
OHMAGAWD FANBOI TROLL GTFO WHORE
animateria's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 01:35
animateria
Isn't funny.

Well cause... its just not funny.

Then again I'm tired of fanboy jokes. Fanboyism isn't funny...

Unlike AIDS.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Cause it has AIDS! Haha AIDS is funny now!"
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 02:22
Velt
My problem with LIVE service is that you pay, but they dont even have the balls to host the games on their servers, so what are you paying for? To have achivements?
Maybe Iam wrong, I dont own a 360 but over here nobody has that much of upload speed in their adsl services to proper host a game.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 04:33
pedrovay2003
Haha, I'm waaaay more of a PS3 fan than a 360 fan, but I still almost crapped myself laughing while reading this... I think you were trying to say something about the RROD, right? ;) I thought the 360 one was slightly funnier, but I really enjoyed this one, too.

And as a huge Wii fan (no, not sarcastic), I can't wait to see what you come up with for that, too. :D
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