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1:36 AM on 02.17.2010  

This Game Is Perfect - Magic: The Gathering - Duels of the Planeswalkers

This Game Is Perfect

I just had to stop playing a game because I was really mad at it. I picked it up after not having played it in a while, and upon playing it I realized that there was a reason that I shelved it so many months ago. It felt much like when I stop playing a JRPG because I reached a boss that I could not beat and did not want to go back and grind my way to a higher level and eventual victory. In that JRPG, I would pick it up, fight the boss, lose, and then just put it back on the shelf. With this game, and the games I want to highlight, the design decisions in the game itself were the barriers for me to continue playing it. It was a great game, but the combined annoyance of certain factors all combined into a perfect zenith moment of obnoxiousness. I put it down, came to my computer and wrote two articles.



Magic: The Gathering - Duels of the Planeswalkers

I have spent an inordinate amount of time playing this game. It is probably the most shameful and terrible game that I own (luckily it is downloadable, so it does not stain my boxed collection). I have spent some time thinking about how it is a videogame of a collectible card game. This is awfully nerdy, but it is probably the only way that I would play a CCG. The whole spending tons of money to collect all these ridiculous cards and then track people down to play against them seems like significantly too much work for any sort of recreational venture in this day and age. Getting rid of the collecting (for the most part, as you have to earn additional cards by winning matches), the tracking down of warm-blooded competition, and the storing of these things was something that I was immediately drawn to when I heard about this game. I could just play it whenever I wanted and only have to invest in the game itself (and additional expansions as they are released). It was certainly a fun romp, and something that I return to to play with my friends and just as a fun time-waster since I have farmed this game for all of its juicy achievements already. There are, however, some real problems with this game that are baffling to my mind. A friend of mine called this game perfect, because it follows specific rules and thus cannot cheat or glitch itself to a cheap victory. However, this has now become a running joke since when he comes over and we play it cooperatively, the problems show themselves quite readily. I have decided to write a c-blog about this specific game, and have also written one about another game, but I'll put it out later.



Slowdown

I have played some videogames in my time and witnessed low numbers of frames per second. Doom on the SNES, Shadow of the Colossus, running halflife 2 on my old PC, these games brought their respective platforms to their knees with what the software demanded from the ageing hardware. Magic: The Gathering - Duels of the Planeswalkers turns into a choppy, slow, and AI destroying mess when a match goes long in coop. The CPU opponents can start making ridiculous decisions that they would not make under normal circumstances. It takes maddening amounts of time for the computer to complete their turn. Sitting their and making a decision to put out a land. Just put it out computer! You don't need to think about it. What processes have been programmed into you that causes you to think about putting out a land? Even if you just have one card that is a land you must sit there and think about if you are going to put it out or not.

Now, the best part of this slowdown process is that this is a card game. A card game is causing my Microsoft Xbox 360 to experience slowdown like I have never seen before.



Regenerating

This is a quick little bit of minutia. The CPU opponents will, on frequent occasion, spend their time tapping all of their leftover mana to regenerate a creature in need. This is an extremely time consuming process when the game has gone long and they have 8+ mana in which to regenerate their creature with (usually one mana per regeneration). One single regeneration would be sufficient, but they do it over and over and over again, needlessly wasting my time as if to break my will and cause my schedule to gang up with the computer and make me admit defeat. Well, maybe I'll be late for school just to show you what is what computer. Maybe I will just do that.



Crashing

Before a recent patch came out, this game would crash regularly during coop matches. It was extremely saddening to prematurely end a match due to crazy malfunction. This has since been fixed, but believe you me that crashing still occurs. On multiple occasions this game has crashed when a game has been dragging on for some time and there are many cards out. This is the most devastating because you have probably invested about an hour of your time getting to this crucial point. Finally all of your tactical plays have paid off and you finally are able to play this much-needed card and then FREEZE! Your game has crashed and your tactical brilliance means nothing. No card has been unlocked, no opponent foiled, you are left with a sunken heart and nothing else.

This game has filled countless hours and I will recommend it to anyone (who I don't think would look down on me for recommending this extremely nerdy game). Go out and download it and have much enjoyment from it, but beware these spiky thorns on this rose of a game.   read


11:27 PM on 03.04.2009  

New HAWP

Another episode of the HAWP. Are we filled with excitement? I certainly hope so.



ah, go find it yourself. I'm tired of posting these. Back to killzone.

Devour every inch of this tiny blog of failure.

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11:22 PM on 02.18.2009  

New HAWP

They read the comments? No way.

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Well, what it lacks in follow-through from the intro, it makes up in charm!

I still very much enjoy seeing these and creepily posting them on destructoid. Go me!   read


11:04 AM on 02.05.2009  

New HAWP

Sorry I'm so late with this one team. Here it is however, talking about the most disappointing game of 2009.

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did you enjoy? I'm at school, and thus have not watched it yet.   read


11:06 PM on 01.21.2009  

Me make a blog? Know what that means?!?!

New HAWP!

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Frankly this is my favourite one for two big reasons. Firstly I really LOVE persona 3. It was amazing. Secondly, even though I never really got into pokemon, I really find pokemon references super hilarious. So what does this mean? Bovine thinks this is the best of HAWP so far. Good job guys, you should really pat yourselves on the back for this one.   read


10:15 PM on 01.07.2009  

New HAWP Announces GOTY!

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I liked it. Wasn't the best, but enjoyable nonetheless. And yeah, that game IS the GOTY. Did it have shitty netcode? maybe, but I sure loved the shit out of it when it came out.   read


9:35 PM on 12.24.2008  

New HAWP, Why are you here on Christmas Eve?

Watch it and be lonely! Mwahahaha!

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11:16 PM on 12.10.2008  

New HAWP

Again whilest I am procrastinating from the homework another episode of HAWP appears before my eyes.

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Well team, did we win big this time? Or is it impossible to compare to the excellence that was the last one? Tell me! tell me!   read


10:04 PM on 11.26.2008  

New HAWP

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I'm doing homework and haven't watched it yet. Enjoy, or don't, but I hope you do because I really like the ones that are amazing. I also like the ones that are just passable, but obviously prefer the amazing ones.   read


10:22 PM on 11.12.2008  

New HAWP

Aren't I just Johnny on the spot with these videos? Well here is your next heaping spoonful. I haven't even watched it yet. My impressions to follow in the comments section. Enjoy!

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4:19 PM on 11.04.2008  

Where are my free Rock Band 2 songs?

I was filled with joy and hope that the day of the US election I would be able to play the 20 free rock band songs and watch as the polls rolled in. Alas, it looks like only one of those dreams may come true today.

The Rock Band website told us a while back that these 20 free songs would be released today, and so far they have not been. I'm not sure if the world has forgotten about them, possibly due to the obscure nature of the tracks, or if nobody cares.

I, however, do care. In honour of my caring, I think I'll do a little speculation. I think that maybe Rock Band 2 doesn't want to release these songs right now. It's pretty hot on the heels of the recent release of Guitar Hero: World Tour. I don't think the release of 20 free songs from artists that no one has ever heard of ever (if you dispute this, please just shut up) will bring any sort of happy light to your older, but amazing, product. With the gauntlet of releases pouring out right now, I don't think Ea/MTV/Harmonix needs the headline "20 crap songs put out on rock band" when their last announcement was their mass money exchange for a slice of the beatles.

Anyways, in closing I'd just like to say..

Where are my damn songs?   read


10:43 AM on 11.02.2008  

Nintendoll featured on Kotaku

Don't like Kotaku? Think it's all stinky and stuff? Well, too bad because Destructoid's (and apparently negative gamer's) very own Nindendoll has been featured on that fairly prominent newsy bloggy site. I think this whole whining about women playing games for different reasons is the most retarded thing in the world, but this is a nicely written article that I think will stimulate the mind and you should probably get to supporting your local multi-site participant. Here is the link, go read it.




http://kotaku.com/5074007/the-difference-between-female-gamers-and-gamer-girls   read







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