My name is BoneyCork. That's not my real name. My real name is Dan, but that doesn't make a very good username so I changed it. Unlike those of you that don't live in China, I live in China. I get paid to teach children English even though I don't really know it myself, then use that money to buy video games. If I have the time, I play them too.
I got into gaming when my parents first bought me a Commodore 64. I don't fondly remember my childhood gaming days, because I had no idea what I was doing and usually bought stuff baxed on the box art. You'll be surprised how many shitty games had great box art...very few. I was just the loser who ended up buying them.