I was attempting to unload some junk in exchange for dollar-monies, in particular an old cell phone and an MP3 player. I was delighted when someone bought the MP3 player right away, but suspicious when I found they had just joined eBay, with no feedback. My suspisious were full filled when she sent me this email:
What a whore. I'm going to send her some rotting meat.
EDIT: Fixed da spellin'.