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12:33 AM on 02.26.2008

EA is like...

EA is like a dirty old wall street man, who's got the hots for this jailbait chick, Take 2, and is just standing outside her window holding a sign that says "LET'S FUCK!" Take 2 is the hot lesbian who doesn't give a shit a...   read

4:15 AM on 01.23.2008

Animation fans...

A shameful plug is beyond this sentence, if this frightens you, look away! So if you're into animation, I've started what I would like to become the Dtoid of animation sites. Basically it's a site that spotlights cool comics...   read

3:22 AM on 09.27.2007

Bungie forgot that Halo 3 supports 16 players?

How come every single ranked playlist on Halo 3 caps the player limit at 8? How am I supposed to rack up triple kills and run over unsuspecting children with the Mongoose if there's only 4 people on a team? The social playlis...   read

4:59 PM on 09.12.2007

No more Nintendo Fusion Tour?

Hm, the Nintendo Fusion Tour is either sung it's last note or entered into hiatus. Usually it kicks off about this time each year, but the Tour's website now just redirects to and the Wiki lists no information on...   read

2:11 AM on 08.13.2007

Download Complete!

So I guess I had better luck than some with the Bioshock demo download, as I actually got it in under 3 hours. I can't judge it too much from the demo, but it is SHORT AS HELL. Other than that, it looks damn cool. The art di...   read

11:02 PM on 07.25.2007

Blockbuster: Now with Lose and Fail

I love to complain, if you haven't noticed. How the hell does Blockbuster (Formerly Blockbuster Video) stay open? I visit my local store once a week or so, sometimes for movies and sometimes for games. Generally their movi...   read

8:52 PM on 07.17.2007


Why the FUCK did Microsoft put out a camera for the 360? I can play UNO on it and I can put my face in Rainbow Six 3. Why don't you assrape the casual gamers like Nintendo and push this thing like no tomorrow? At least get de...   read

2:54 AM on 06.30.2007

MLB 2K7 patch fixes bugs, breaks game

I'm an MLB 2K7 addict, I'll admit it. You can check my 360's Blog and see for yourself how shameful I am (thank God my hours logged on the Shadowrun demo don't show up). So yesterday 2K Sports releases a patch to fix vario...   read

11:10 PM on 06.20.2007

Nintendo, Sony admit to being huge pansies

I can't believe that Sony and Nintendo have come out AGAINST a game. Seriously, you're denying something that your system THRIVES on, a game, from reaching retail. Not that they'd reach retail ANYWAY because we have these s...   read

1:54 AM on 06.17.2007

Nigeiran Scammers Invading eBay

I was attempting to unload some junk in exchange for dollar-monies, in particular an old cell phone and an MP3 player. I was delighted when someone bought the MP3 player right away, but suspicious when I found they had just joined eBay, with no feedback. My suspisious were full filled when she sent me this email: What a whore. I'm going to send her some rotting meat. EDIT: Fixed da spellin'.   read

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