Yes, it's true. I, like many other simpletons, have become addicted to online gambling - poker, to be more specific. Thus far it's been a lucrative endeavor, and I am currently enjoying the black font. 400 dollars in the black font, to be precise.
Yes, I have turned a simple 50 dollar deposit into ~450 dollars in one short month. Should I be happy?
Yes. With things at this rate, I can help myself through school if I keep earning at this pace.
Sadly, I am not as happy. My cockbitch friend has now, in the last 2 months, won a staggering 8000 dollars. He is a slightly better poker player than me, true. But somehow he just gets lucky and plays the absolute retards in 10 dollar buy-in tournaments. Out of the other 500+ players, you would think some would be skilled? Not so. Not so.
So I ask this, you european online poker players. Why do you play so shitty, and only for my friend? Why? I like money too. He doesn't need it, he's kind of a tool anyway. And he's like 5'4". I'm a healthy 5'10". Real men should get luckier in online poker.
Why, God, why?