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Flash - a-ah - saviour of the universe
Flash - a-ah - he'll save everyone of us
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Flash - a-ah - he's a miracle
Flash - a-ah - king of the impossible
He's for everyone of us
Stand for everyone of us
He'll save with a mighty hand
Every man every woman
Every child - with a mighty flash
Flash - a-ah
Flash - a-ah - he'll save everyone of us
Just a man
With a man's courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
May find the golden grail
Oh oh - oh oh
Flash
So you feel like you ain't nobody
Always needed to be somebody
Put your feet on the ground
Put your hand on your heart
Lift your head to the stars
And the world's for your taking
All you got to do is save the world
Yeah
So you feel like it's end of story
Find it all pretty satisfactory
Well I tell you my friend
This might seem like the end
But the continuation is
Yours for the making
Yes you're a hero
Ooh yeah
Flash - a-ah
He's for everyone of us
Stand for everyone of us
He'll save with a mighty hand (he'll save with a mighty hand)
He'll save with a mighty hand (he'll save with a mighty hand)
He'll save with a mighty hand (he'll save us)
Every man every woman every child
With a mighty
Flash a-ah
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So I went to go see Iron Man last night. It was fuckawesome and you should go see it too, but that's not what I'm here to review. I'm reviewing the previews. Those wonderful little 2 minute commercials that remind us that we should come back next month to give the theater another $19.50 for two adult admissions and $37.25 for roughly four ears worth of corn kernals. So without further ado:
The Incredible Hulk Sweet titty Tuesday, the Hulk looks sweaty. He glistens. Why does the Hulk shimmer like he just squirted Vasaline all over himself? This bothers me to no end. At least it looks like he'll take a good beating. Having a competant director might actually save this one. Or at least pull it from levels of sheer and utter crap to vaguely watchable crap. Verdict: C Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspain I've never read the books, but I did enjoy the first film. Hell, pretty much an excuse to bring back high fantasy is A-OK in my book. Excellent pacing and cuts with the music set just right. The flower petal elemental or whatever it was sold me. Verdict: A Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull I should point out that I'm biased here. I've always thought the crystal skull legend was pretty cool and actually having someone make a movie on them takes it from pretty cool to pretty sweet. However, I was left a little unfulfilled by this trailer. They focused heavily on action scenes of Indy and Short Round 2 being shot at or otherwise in peril -- not in of itself a bad thing, but I can't help but get the feeling that it was to make up for every shot of Indy himself where I'd go "My god Harrison Ford got old. Also, they butchered the theme song. Verdict: C Don't Mess With The Zohan I'm not a big fan of Sandler. I liked Happy Gilmore, but I've never been able to stomach any of his other movies. So instead, I'm going to review the braying jackass that was sitting next to me screeching "BWAHAHA, DAT SHIT'S FUNNY!!!!!!" at every insipid joke. Every fucking one. "SHIT'S FUNNY, DAWG!!!!!!" he'd screech, reaching over to furiously shake his equally amused compatriot beside him and to awkwardly rub against my leg in the process. Fighting stereotypes is difficult, kids. Not everybody is up to the challenge. Verdict: F And then we had Movie Sign. Yay <3
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By the way, Harrison Ford kicks most ass before breakfast than most people do in a year! Even if he is 150 years old. I will be seeing that movie, it looks like fun.