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An Open Letter to Gamecock / Renegade Kid, re: Dementium
bluemeep \| 6:07 PM on 10.24.2007	5 comments

Dearest Gamecock,

While I recognize you have recently become the darling of the game publishing world, I have to take a certain amount of issue with your advertising department. Namely in regards to the Dementium: The Ward advert that seems to be making the round down here on the ol' robot farm. My issue lies here:

You seem to be implying that there will be a Creepy Little Girl in this title. I certainly hope this is not the case, as if I happen across a single damn review of Dementium that says there's going to be a Creepy Fucking Little Girl on the loose I'm giving this one a miss. I'm absolutely sick to death of having to deal with prepubescent minxes with bad hair in every aspect of the horror genre. They're in the movies, they're in the games, they're in the books, they're in the comics...

Yeah, Sadako creeped us all out. Sadako #855-B is just fucking lame.

It's enough that I'm not going to be pre-ordering, to be frank about the matter. I'm absolutely sick of Creepy Little Girl. If someone can provide proof that I'm not going to be dealing with Hanna Montana on a bad day this may change, but until then...

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5 comments | showing # 1 to 5

Jonathan Kerr

I'm pretty sure in the opening sequence/trailer where it shows you on the stretcher you go past a creepy little girl you see in a room.

ShadowXOR

I agree...this is getting really old and for the most part isn't even scary...

Def JM

You know what's scary is watching the homeless guy take shit out side my place, and dropping F' bombs the whole time. And acting like it's your fault.

BlindsideDork

Shut up and buy the game....

Knives

Creepy little girls are creepy...but still i agree that it's getting waaaay overdone.

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