games  anime  |  toys
This is a Dtoid readers's blog. For staff blogs click here. Confused? read this Create you own!  |   Members: Login now





I don't think you understand. My lips are on fire.
blu3steel | 10:11 AM on 10.10.2007 16 comments


I decided to eat a grapefruit this morning before class. Now my lips are on fire and I wish I hadn't. I think this was a special hydrochloric acid grapefruit.

Also, I beat Portal already. It brought feelings of joy to my heart.



Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

0


Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

16 comments | showing # 1 to 16

prev next

itemforty's Destructoid Blog
I am sorry for your lips. I will email you some lip balm and some milk.
ShawnKelfonne's Destructoid Blog
That's uhh.. wonderful. Thanks for failing.
blu3steel's Destructoid Blog
GAMED
bhive01's Destructoid Blog
It's the oils in the peel that usually irritate the corners of my mouth. Did you start/peel the whole thing with your teeth/mouth?
blu3steel's Destructoid Blog
Yeah. I shouldn't have did that
shipero's Destructoid Blog
My lips are on fire too, but I lit mine on purpose. I'm clearing some brush.
Corncobtacular's Destructoid Blog
The real question is: Why the fuck would you ever willingly eat a grapefruit?
brainderailment's Destructoid Blog
I like to poop sometimes.
bhive01's Destructoid Blog
Ruby Red grapefruit can be awesome. Better than an orange if it is truly sweet.
Johnny Blaze's Destructoid Blog
that was good shit @shipero
blu3steel's Destructoid Blog
Yeah it was a ruby red one. Nice and tasty.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
You already beat Portal? Damn
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Gross dude.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Vertical or horizontal lips?
Corncobtacular's Destructoid Blog
^^^^^ OH SNAP!


prev next


Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

 about me

 friends' updates
Brad Nicholson's Profile Brad Nicholson
Digital Comics for PSP code hits; a look at the reader


 

 
  get involved

register or login
post a blog
post a forum
enter a contest
contribute a news tip
suggest a feature
be a guest editor
support

new member's guide
login assistance
tech support
report abuse
email our editors
read our dev blog
nuclear crisis?
keep in touch

RSS feed
Twitter
Facebook
Myspace
Flickr
Game nights
Meetup+play online
seriously

about Destructoid
advertising
terms of use
privacy policy
jobs at MM
buy our crap
our network

Tomopop
Japanator
Despingation?




Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
living the dream since March 16, 2006