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DO WANT, just for the looks of LOL WUT that come from everyone that sees it
I don't know why someone would spend their money on a pre-packaged kit, it's so much cheaper to prepair your own. Then you're also certain that you have quality supplies when the zombie apocalypse happens.
I wouldn't buy it simply because a machete is better than a little bitch knife.
Yeah... that's not much of a riot shield, neither is that knife bug enough to be considered a machete like the guy said it was.
Riot shield? That's a plastic armband. A shield would actually need to protect something.
Amateurs.
It would protect you for 5 minutes.
Get an RV. Go torwards a prison/Wal-Mart (both w/ back up generators) or someplace really fucking cold were the zombies freeze before they can get to where you are.
This is absolutely adorable, all things considered.
Something like that oughta be helpful in a small to moderate outbreak, but I wouldn't trust it on a massive scale attack.
Still, gotta start somewhere.
I want one for my house. It will scare people...hehehehehehehee
That's pretty sweet.
It's a lot better than my Zombie Defense Station which includes:
box of tissues
Nerf crossbow
T-shirt cannon
Mr. Tiggles, my blue stuffed elephant.
bring it on zombies... bring. it. on.
Wow, are you defending against zombie kids? That's woefully underprotected. I'd feel sorry for the person who is only equipped with that stuff. Then again, El Wray did take out a hospital full of zombies in Grindhouse: Planet Terror.
Forgot to mention that El Wray took them out with only knives.
I want one!