***Not all people who post on Destructoid are mindless trolls that are a scourge to legitimate gaming fans. They post only to feed off of the "masses" or "target audience" for dumbed down or those who are just plain too stupid to realize they're feeding one. However in general, on the average(redundant, I know), most trolls on dtoid are as DUMB as my "fellow" Americans who push pro-life and their dried up religious views onto others(just because I'm an insensitive asshole doesn't mean I can't share my ignorance as well as they can)***

I can take a wild guess as to why.

Most do not like the fact that you cant:

1. Post mindless flamebait, kind of like a braindead zombie?
2. Lack of writing skill = poster actually having to figure something that'll appeal to the mindless common denomonater (halo kids? Easy targets!)
3. Be a competent writer with actual knowledge of the English language, or what I refer to as...Ability.
4. Writing more than one post reworded to sound like it's new, originality is just too much to ask for most trolls on dtoid.

So, instead of dubbing an audience as crap because it's better than you at some games, you resort to your old, piss poor habits, or the fact that you might be afraid to take a chance on something OTHER PEOPLE LIKE, so you're "too indy" for those games.

And for the rest of you decent folk who are outnumbered by this waste of community accounts on dtoid: Continue reading and enjoying this video game blog, whether you have to skip some writers or not. At least some of us out there can handle criticism of games we like, or at least if we can't, we are not ignorant enough to bash others because we can't play well. You've got a litter of other games to pick from, go back to Douche y McDouche Douche or whatever fucking "original" game you play. There's plenty available.

Know your place. Is it possible for someone to be a decent person and to declare flamebait as crap? YES. Is it more likely that a person who IS butthurt will troll gamesites to tell people what they SHOULD think as a gamer? You bet your hackey ball sack it is.

If you're reeled in by the flamebait, it's because you give in to pretentious douchebags that have nothing better to do than bait people thinking they're great. Again, for the people who have difficulty reading... I wasn't talking about all players on xbl, just the majority, JUST LIKE EVERY BLOG I'VE EVER WRITTEN. So don't read this blog like I wrote it for only your eyes to see. Read it like I'm an elitist prick. That's more like it. than the kid who dubs a game crap when they can't change or use that waste of an organ in their skull.

Call me an "elitist" for being a douche. I'd rather be an elitist asshat who doesn't derive any fun from gaming than another piece of waste ruining XBL with their consistant "fun" and "enjoyment of games."

"Boo hoo someone criticized something only I must like and I have to tell everyone about it, they must suck!"
1. Build a small mound of dried leaves and wood.
2. Ignite said pile
3. ??????????
4. Profit!