There's been a lot of geriatric love floating around these parts, what with y0j1mb0 turning 73 a few days ago or whatever, and I thought I'd throw my two cents in, because back when y0j1mb0 was a child that would have bought you something. This is, in effect, a love letter to his style, because much like fat chicks, I don't do old people. And you're welcome about the beard club for men transplant donation I gave you. And I wonder why I'm not on his friends list...

Moving on, I've noticed something about ol' J1mb0's blawgs, something that STANDS OUT when you read the titles, and makes you more likely to jump in and read them. I THINK I've figured out his secret technique and much like a black listed magician have decided to point them out for you in this thirty minute prime time special. Or a Scott Baio Afterschool Special, but, again, Jimbo is probably the only person here old enough to remember that. Well, Elsa too.

Anyway, much like Letterman when Letterman was funny, here's the top ten WORDS that NEED to be CAPITALIZED in YOUR post to BE like Y0J1MBO.



10. NEED

Implies that if you don't read this post, you WILL be left in the dust and lacking things that you sorely need as a competant gamer.



9. ATTENTION

Got yours, didn't I? It draws the eye to the post, and leaves you questioning and begging for more, moar, MOAR.



8. LOVE

Not used in the "Love thy neighbor" way, this LOVE is too much for you to even begin to understand. Or you may think you understand it, but you will never know it in the biblical sense.



7. AAAARRRRGGGHHH

Ummm... Denotes Hulkness? I dunno, I thought it was a funny word.



6. CHEATING

I'll take things I did with your mother last night for 200, Alex.



5. DAMN

Used in the Rhett Butler form, emphasizing this word lends a "heft" to your statement that won't soon be forgotten.



4. NOW

While I much prefer the Super Trooper-esqe "meow" for when I need something immediately, Jimbo uses the archaic form of the word to express when you needed to have something by.



3. F@CK

I guess Jimbo's been watching a Battlestar: Galactica with the sound down, because it's almost Frack. Which sounds better on a censored title screen.



2. GOOD/BAD

Denotes which side you are on. Either you're WITH Jimbo, or AGAINST him.



1. CONFIRMED

Happy belated birthday, Yojimbo. Get yer ass to PAX next year.

And yes, that picture came from a GIS for "confirmed".