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To The Point: This Belongs in the Forums
blehman | 2:21 PM on 01.19.2009 54 comments



This is the closest thing to related that I could find. <_<

Seriously, do you know how many times I've seen the 404 screen today? I know the hack fucked things up, but I didn't honestly realize how much time I spent down in the forums compared to the front/cblawgs before today.

I spent a lot of time there.

So we're moving, I hear, and I'm just wondering to myself in cblog form, for how long will Banj be homeless?

How many sleepless nights will Serp have, desperatly trying to find his male body?

Where will Sam Spectre make homophobic jokes?

Where will Poopface Morty be recognized as the Poopface Morty of the forums?

What is the person above me doing?

What is currently being listened to/played/seen?

If 9/11 humour and dead baby jokes are alright, what's your worst joke?

How did you rate that movie so high?

How many wolves have to die, and what if just a few sacrificed themselves for the greater good?

What do the dtoiders actually look like, and has that thread gone back to pictures and not thinly veiled sex jokes?

Anyway, just wondering if any of mah fellow forumites are stuck up here wondering the same thing.



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nademagnet's Destructoid Blog
It'll all be better soon... just nurse your pain with a couple beers.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
I don't know Bleh, all I know is that pic will haunt me in my dreams.
BFeld13's Destructoid Blog
Hawt
Haxan's Destructoid Blog
Aw, I was just on my way to make a "This belongs in the for-um... where did the forums go?" joke. You beat me to it! :)
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
I miss the forums.

And where will our epic intro threads be?
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
I miss the picture thread :(.
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
Dude, I just started getting into the forums real heavily here lately. I got tired of the Cblogs, so I drifted down into the basement.

I really miss them now.

I get the most lulz in the forums.

Banj, Serp, Morty, Sam, Mxy, and you have made me genuinely laugh out loud countless times.

I do miss them. I miss them dearly. I want to whalecum a new Dtoider. I want... I want... I.. I...




















MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
stop
iconsam's Destructoid Blog
I miss you guys... :(

*repeat dawson's crying face*
Mikey's Destructoid Blog
I keep clicking on the forums link out of reflex...

Then I get sad.
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
I guess it sucks that the forums are down then, huh?

I would visit them more if I could comment without restrictions, like X amount per hour or whatever they have going there.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
But that was finally fixed RB....*sigh*
bbrigg1's Destructoid Blog
[b]WHYYYYYYYY??!?!]/b]

NegFactor's Destructoid Blog
I'm just going to hope they're up when I get back from work. I've tried several times today, obviously to no avail. C'est la vie. At least Spectral Force 3 and Rock Band drumming have kept me occupied.

And Blehman...you forgot the apparent necessity of a Tony Romo on the ground crying picture. Just consider this a new forum page and goto town.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
That's only the NFL thread Neg. And I'm at work, otherwise I'd have something else to do.

D:
KyleGamgee's Destructoid Blog
I miss is too. Believe me I do.
pendelton21's Destructoid Blog
This belongs in the forums.
bbrigg1's Destructoid Blog
So, should we create a blog for each of the stickied threads?

sources say yes
ZekeThePlumber's Destructoid Blog
Forums are that way ->
Zodiac Eclipse's Destructoid Blog
I had just discovered the carefree fun that was the dtoid forums. Now I'll have to go back to just lurking the c-blogs. /sigh
Danmartigan's Destructoid Blog
Forums are that way ---> (_Y_)
CALkulon's Destructoid Blog
Who the fuck is this Poopface Morty guy?

It's actually bizarre seeing some of you guys up here. Has Banj posted yet? That'd be even crazier than timewarps, I tell ye.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
<---Original comebacks must be that way apparently. :/
iconsam's Destructoid Blog
Does anyone know if they'll be implementing the new forum with vBulletin during this down time?
Krow-Kupo's Destructoid Blog
I'm dead inside.
garison's Destructoid Blog
This belongs in the forums.













CUNT
TheRemedy's Destructoid Blog
The person above me belongs in the cblogs.
Technophile's Destructoid Blog
I feel like superman in a room full of kryptonite.

...I'm sad.
Krow-Kupo's Destructoid Blog
The person above me has pretty shoes.
Atlas's Destructoid Blog
I tried going on Dtoid earlier but I figured it wouldn't be down cause hacking but bandwidth exceeded...
brosef's Destructoid Blog
7/10 Bioshock reference FTW, plus it goes with the handle.
bbrigg1's Destructoid Blog
Burn After Reading

9/10

Coen Bros. deliver again.
Mikey's Destructoid Blog
Hi, I'm Mikey I'm just here to get some quick Xbox Live friends.

Sk33t Sk33t.
digtastik's Destructoid Blog
larp you, you larping larper.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Love Psychonauts. Great avatar. 9/10.
TheRemedy's Destructoid Blog
So has anyone heard of a times table of when the new forums will be implemented? I have an addiction that needs satiating here.
Mikey's Destructoid Blog
I know what you mean...

I have all these things I want to say... You'll know I'm getting desperate when I start posting failblogs.
Sam Spectre's Destructoid Blog
I knew you missed me

The person above me may or may not be experiencing artistic frustrations, I would not know because the forums are down.

Currently listening to my Kimya Dawson channel on Pandora because it's more fun that using shuffle on iTunes.

I'm so enraged that I developed heartburn today FOR THE FIRST TIME. At first it was cool but now it's just getting old. I know it was that fucking Chef Boyardee I ate... I can just picture that devious motherfucker's grin right now.

Also, today I played L4D with CG but none of you were there because some dbag stole the forums. And Banj is just WAAAY to cool to play with us. Something about his passwords.


...I bet timewarps are back and the porn spam comes back stronger than before <3333 I haven't jacked off in days.
Sam Spectre's Destructoid Blog
By the way Bleh, you're cblog is so wonderfully bedazzled.
Mikey's Destructoid Blog
I miss you guys. :(
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
fuuuuuuuuuuuuucck this sucks. I need my fix. I NEED IT. Niero, hook me up baby. I'll suck your dick man!
Steel Squirrel's Destructoid Blog
Man... Poopface Morty must be devastated... he has like 10,000,000 posts down there in forum-land.
nebones's Destructoid Blog
I'M SO LOST WITH OUT THE FORUMS, SERIOUSLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO ON THE INTERNETS
mid3vol's Destructoid Blog
DTOID HAS FORUMS?! WUT?!
exodus1925's Destructoid Blog
This blog is the new forums!!!
Technophile's Destructoid Blog
forums..forums..mmh uh..forums...muhbbhmmh forumsFORUMSforums...ehh...ugh..forums? Forums! forums..mhuhhg.
Sam Spectre's Destructoid Blog
So pissed off that I couldn't watch the inauguration today in school. No TV in the class I was in. Fuck me. I was planning on the forums being back up today so I was going to procrastinate my homework until later, but I guess I'll just do it now and sleep early. WTF IS HAPPENING TO MY LIFE.

By the way, this is the new forums.

Watch this, you'll thank me later: link
Also, the new doglover video was SUCH a disappointment: link. It fucking sucked. If you've never seen doglover, check out one of the classics(soml)

...no one's going to read this.
Mikey's Destructoid Blog
FUCKING HELL SAM THAT WAS DISGUSTING.
Sam Spectre's Destructoid Blog
Sorry, that file is not found.

Yeah, FUCK YOU!


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