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Real name: Mike
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam: blehmeng
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: blehmeng
Steam: blehmeng
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: blehmeng
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This is the closest thing to related that I could find. <_< Seriously, do you know how many times I've seen the 404 screen today? I know the hack fucked things up, but I didn't honestly realize how much time I spent down in the forums compared to the front/cblawgs before today. I spent a lot of time there. So we're moving, I hear, and I'm just wondering to myself in cblog form, for how long will Banj be homeless? How many sleepless nights will Serp have, desperatly trying to find his male body? Where will Sam Spectre make homophobic jokes? Where will Poopface Morty be recognized as the Poopface Morty of the forums? What is the person above me doing? What is currently being listened to/played/seen? If 9/11 humour and dead baby jokes are alright, what's your worst joke? How did you rate that movie so high? How many wolves have to die, and what if just a few sacrificed themselves for the greater good? What do the dtoiders actually look like, and has that thread gone back to pictures and not thinly veiled sex jokes? Anyway, just wondering if any of mah fellow forumites are stuck up here wondering the same thing.
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And where will our epic intro threads be?
*repeat dawson's crying face*
Then I get sad.
I would visit them more if I could comment without restrictions, like X amount per hour or whatever they have going there.
And Blehman...you forgot the apparent necessity of a Tony Romo on the ground crying picture. Just consider this a new forum page and goto town.
D:
sources say yes
It's actually bizarre seeing some of you guys up here. Has Banj posted yet? That'd be even crazier than timewarps, I tell ye.
CUNT
...I'm sad.
9/10
Coen Bros. deliver again.
Sk33t Sk33t.
I have all these things I want to say... You'll know I'm getting desperate when I start posting failblogs.
The person above me may or may not be experiencing artistic frustrations, I would not know because the forums are down.
Currently listening to my Kimya Dawson channel on Pandora because it's more fun that using shuffle on iTunes.
I'm so enraged that I developed heartburn today FOR THE FIRST TIME. At first it was cool but now it's just getting old. I know it was that fucking Chef Boyardee I ate... I can just picture that devious motherfucker's grin right now.
Also, today I played L4D with CG but none of you were there because some dbag stole the forums. And Banj is just WAAAY to cool to play with us. Something about his passwords.
...I bet timewarps are back and the porn spam comes back stronger than before <3333 I haven't jacked off in days.
By the way, this is the new forums.
Watch this, you'll thank me later: link
Also, the new doglover video was SUCH a disappointment: link. It fucking sucked. If you've never seen doglover, check out one of the classics(soml)
...no one's going to read this.
Yeah, FUCK YOU!
...am I that difficult to understand? Also, you're right, I'm way too cool to play with you bottom-feeders. Hey, at least I joined your party in order to tell you to fuck off in person, most people would have just ignored that shit. ;)
Also, forums.
Also, I can't believe I've been reduced to this.