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The Start of the Affair: Final Fantasy II
blehman | 2:12 PM on 06.04.2008 8 comments




Let me just start off by saying that this wasn't the first game I played, nor was it even the first RPG I played. That title belongs to Super Mario Bros. and the original Final Fantasy, respectively. No, this is the first game I fell completely and totally in love with, and is still one of my favorite games to this day.

I remember when this came out, the Super NES was relatively new. The 16-bit goodness was still mostly untapped, the Super Mario World packed in with the system was still getting much play, and The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past was roxxoring my mom's soxxors. But in my mind, the only thing I was looking forward to was Final Fantasy II. I read updates religiously, as I was a Nintendo Power kid, and fawned at the chance to own this modern marvel of technology.

And then I got it.


Ahhhhh, memories...

I was blown away. For a nine year old kid, this was a crazy amount of awesome. The story was full of love, betrayal, and death, which for it's time was pretty phenomenal. The characters were all fully fleshed out, the graphics were gorgeous, and the exploring was all I could ask for. From saving your girlfriend in Kaipo, to exploring the Moon, to discovering the whole new world INSIDE of the world, everything about this game just blew my socks off. The shocking twists, the fact that characters would die, and the great storyline that gets deeper the further you get...it was just incredible. Then...tragedy struck.

One day after school, me and my sister walked home since it was a nice day. When we got home, we noticed the back door was ajar, and the dog was going nuts. Someone had broke in. They took jewelry, spare change in a big jar, and my copy of Final Fantasy II which I had left in the Super NES. It looked like they tried to take the SNES too, but thanks to the confusion that was "behind the tv", were unable to. I was heartbroken. We ended up getting a Genesis with the insurance money, but I never ended up getting a new copy of FF II.


I am excited for this.

This was the game that started my love of all things RPG. After this game I was at least willing to try any game that was RPGish. This game still holds a special place in my heart as one of my top 5 all time games, stories, and well, everything. I fell in love with the characters, was sad when they passed on, and was elated when they came back in the end. This game is the very definition of epic.

So now we've moved on, the game has come out on multiple platforms, and a remake for the DS is almost out. Am I excited for it after all these years and all these playthroughs? Yes. Yes I am. This will go nicely with my GBA version, my PSX version, and my brand new shiny copy of the original SNES version. Quite frankly, if I haven't already mentioned it several times above, I love this game, and still think it holds up today as an example of how story-telling can suck you into a world that's made up of pixels.



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NegFactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 15:21
NegFactor
FF4 is my definitive favorite game of all time. I may not have gotten started there, but my standards ended there at a bar that will probably never be raised again.
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 15:41
Wexx
That sucks. I would've been heartbroken as a kid if my favorite game had been stolen. Hell, I'd be heartbroken now :D
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:00
king3vbo
After I read this blog,


...I just wanted an excuse to use that pic :P

I cant wait for FF4 for DS, its gonna be AMAZING
Foe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:04
Foe
Better than Chrono Trigger? Just kidding. Good story
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 16:38
Y0j1mb0
Nice read Blehman. Enjoyed the tale.
Pixel Blue's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 17:18
Pixel Blue
Hooray for the old Final Fantasy games. Alas - I got into FF III first, so II was a little pale graphically in comparison, but the story was still really good. Lovely game.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 19:04
aborto thefetus
I never played the original FFs, largely due to my short attention span. I can't go 5 minutes without blowing something up.

For that matter, that's why I don't play RPGs very often.
Joe 100517's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/04/2008 22:29
Joe 100517
I love FFIV! When it came out I watched my Dad play through it and I loved every second of it. I still think the story is excellent and can't wait for the remake. That really sucks that someone stole it... of all the games to steal!! Geez... My dad had a misfortune that caused him not to finish it also. My mom didn't like the game as much but she was playing it here and there, then one day she wanted to copy my dad's file over hers so she could play it at the end... but she accidentally copied her file over my dad's... and his save was at the final save. He was pretty upset because he'd put in a lot of effort to get there... He didn't know he was at the very last save until several years later when I finished it by myself for the first time, but he had attempted to defeat Zeromus a couple of times and lost... then after that he didn't get the chance to try it anymore.
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