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Real name: Mike

Amazing gif!

bleh, man
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking

Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:

Wanderingpixel is also awesome.

Current Games:

All of the things

Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen

My Hero:

My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie


Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?

To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com

To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here

For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,

Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:

Also, also, sparkle:

Also, also, also, jiggles:

Also, also, also, also, Trent!

Alsox5, kitteh:

Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
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I'm trying to clean up my profile, so I decided to just link back here in case of emergency.

Randomtoid: Office Collar
Randomtoid: GLaDOS?
Randomtoid: NEDM
Random Blog: Tuesday Blues
Zombietoid: Survival Kit
Randomtoid: Steampunk Pacman
Randomtoid: Mr. Destructoid's Running Mate
Randomtoid: May his Noodly Appendage be Considered Real?
Randomtoid: Fun with Spam Mail
Randomtoid: Fun with Xmas Music
Randomtoid: Who Are You?
Randomtoid: 2k Comments Celebration
Randomtoid: Fun with Xmas Music Vol. 2
Randomtoid: Fun with Santa and Jesus
Randomtoid: Inserting Fun!
Randomtoid: Fun with Santa Jesus
Randomtoid: Would You Like to see Mah Beaver?
Randomtoid: Apparently Not the Cloverfield Monster
Randomtoid: The Most Important Study Ever Released
Randomtoid: With Just a Little Patience...
Randomtoid: Cook With Your Car!
Randomtoid: Stan Lee Inspired Art
Randomtoid: It's the Haloez
Randomtoid:It's teh Star Wars!
Link Dump 1: Includes awesome link and WTF links
Randomtoid: Kitteh Armor
Link Dump 2
Retractoid: Patrick Swayze isn't going to die...this week.
Randomtoid: Virgin? Interested in saving teh internets AND getting laid?
Randomtoid: Exhaust flamethrower
Randomtoid: Bowser is an Idiot
Randomtoid: Real guns have Recoil
Randomtoid: Lego Death Star
Randomtoid: Animal Crossing Rant
Randomtoid: Pokefield
Randomtoid: Chad's New Ride
Randomtoid: The End is Nigh
Randomtoid: Classic Star Wars Paintings
Randomtoid: Bored Again
Randomtoid: Musings
Randomtoid: Robot Killers
Failblogtoid: Jesus is mah Buddy...ZAP

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