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GET THE FUCK OUT SPAMMER
typical furfaggotry
Oh, I'm sorry Mag. I didn't give you a chance to show your PC boner in this blog.
Bill slowly kissed the Tank's tender lips, while caressing his tough, but ample buttocks. Francis looked on with a jealous rage, but realized he could not stop looking. Slowly, Francis rubbed his sweaty, muscular chest. Feeling his nipples harden, he knew deep down in his heart that he must have both Bill and the Tank. In a flash, Francis jumped up behind the Tank and slowly started to lick his back. Bill was caught off-guard, but welcomed a helping hand. "I always knew you were curious", said Bill, who was slightly out of breath from all the excitement. Francis smiled back at Bill, and never said a word. Slowly, Bill inserted his hand into Francis' pants. While Bill was fondling his genitals, Francis looked down at Bill with a passion. "You did always know your way around a fully loaded gun", Francis said with a smirk.
"We've got weapons over here," Bill said coyly.
um .......
Uh...
um...did the temperature just go up in here? CUZ IT's STEAMY!! <3
Whoa. Are you trying to imitate Valentin again?
I don't get it. I'm Dutch.
They have weight watchers for that, Takeshi.
"Grabbin' peeelz" whispered Louis.
In that case... Wait. I still don't get it.
"I hate protection, and lubrication, and undressing," said Francis. "But you know what I don't hate? I don't hate man vests."
Actually, no. You're trying to pull one over the recappers. Stop it.
I'll pull one over on the recappers so hard. They love it, the little sluts.
Needs moar futa Zoey.
Prepare for 25 pounce damage, baby.
Btw Sadistic, Tanks don't have a bottom jaw, so it would be lip...unless you're talking asslips, in which case, that's hot. They have a huge tongue though, which is why they're so popular with all the witches.
Oh, man, I can't WAIT to put this in Failtoid...
I'll put my fail in your toid, pendleton.
Hot.
Zoey, coming in from the other room where she was keeping watch, was treated to quite an eyeful. Francis, hand firmly down Bill's tightened, camo pants, was sucking on the tank's finger, while Bill, attention obviously diverted from the mass of muscular zombie ahead of him, attempted to fit all of Louis's flashlight down his throat.
I wanna see what the Smoker's gonna do with that tongue of his...
Louis, meanwhile, was elbow deep in hot tank action, which, being a zombie and made of dead flesh, gave willingly to his franticly pumping arm. Out of the corner of her eye, Zoey saw a familiar sight which made her skin run cold. Coming from around a corner and slowly making it's way up Francis's leather bound pants was a smoker's tounge.
Oh I finally get it. You like comics. Well I found a great one. You might have seen it before but it's sooo good I just had to post it again:
...
This explains all the humidity outside.
Takeshi, why do you hate my freedoms? All you dutch are the same, bearded, jihading, freedom hating, nazi, jewish, and are watched secretly on webcam while you sleep.
;)
@bleh:
Don't forget Socialist.
The Dutch,
bearded, jihading, freedom hating, nazi, jewish, and are watched secretly on webcam while you sleep.
Also Socialists.
also wink.
@Takeshi;
That is the hottest picture I have EVER SEEN.
PC HAS MOUSE
hahah Garison looks SHOCKED
Garison and Pew sitting in a tree!!
Haha! Indeed. And Pew looks determined.
The Smoker caught Zoey in his elongated tongue. She was powerless to fight it, but she thought to herself "Do I really want to put up a struggle against it?". The thought of extreme pleasure from The Smoker's tongue, made Zoey moist in her panties. She felt embarassed, but deep down she knew she secretly loved what was about to happen to her.
Senisan: Louis never whispers.
By the way, Blehman, Krow's pic spam is far superior to yours.
And I'm sure you'll write a blog about how that affected you as a child, mk. :p
mk, what's with your obsession for Krow?
Don't dump on my blog. I always post a complete thought, as opposed to some others I know.
And that last comment you left on it was insensitive, by the way. Magnalon at least provides constructive advice.
@Takeshi
Because he's the only person to successfully knock me off my chair laughing.
Out of curiosity, why does everyone around here call me Mk?
OH NOES INSENSITIVITY ON THE INTERNET WHAT DO I DO?
Please don't baaaaw on my blog. Get's it all sticky. And what's your deal with Krow? You do know that he's underage, right?
@MK
Takeshi is still mad because I bash the PS3's shortcomings (despite proclaiming my love for it), and I ruined Harry Potter 6 for him.
Blehman just hates me and wants a computer to play Left 4 Dead on.
SO MUCH HATE
I'm mature enough not to be insulted by that.
@Mag
Get your bias out of here you elitist!
I like where this blog is heading (ps my butt).