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Soon to be XGame 360 owner...games?...help!
blehman | 9:05 AM on 08.28.2009 58 comments




Hey guys, I'm getting my 120MB XGAME 360 today in an hour or so and I just wanted some help picking out some games for the system.

I plan on buying Batman: Arthouse Asylum, Bratzone 2, and The Three Amigos: inFamous right away. However, I'm stumped as to what other games I should get.

I'm looking for some games with some good multiplayer action, but really I'll look into just about any suggestion I'm given. Please help me out and let me know so I can get some good ideas. Thanks! :)

























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VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 09:19
VWGTI
Hahahahahahahahaha!


Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 09:20
Andrew Kauz
Yoo should get Forkrole it is a great game for the SP3 system which I think is forward compatible with the XGame 360 but maybe you should just get the SP3 cuz it is way better and you'll like it and then you won't have to be a douchebag by getting a XGame 360 becaues it doesn't have any good games like The Three Amigos which sucks.
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 09:20
FatherChesz
No way, dude. You can grab the Power Estacion for only 249! Then you can get Swillzone, Unmapped, and Homiez: Rollers!
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 09:23
Cataract
"It's when you're so famous, that your IN famous."
Sean Carey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 09:25
Sean Carey
Win.

As for games, I suggest Red Fracture : Donkey Kong and that new downloadble title Oedipal Complex.
Sean Daisy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 09:29
Sean Daisy
Iz can plaey vidyo gaems fwom hoem wiht diz XGME£60 maechin?
INNNNNKREDUBULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 09:32
blehman
I'm torn now. The XGame 360 is so expensive. Maybe I should go with the Vii I found for cheap at my favorite Chinese food restaraunt?



Then I could get Super Jumping Bros, Monkey Kong, and Stereotype Kart Racing.
diceshow7's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 09:38
diceshow7
*claps*
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 09:48
zombiekiller13
I personally like "Bango and Ka-Boobie: Nuts & Butts".

Oh, wait...that's one from my porn collection.
my brightest diamond's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 10:02
my brightest diamond
Fallout 3, Lost Odyssey, Rainbow Six Vegas 2, Mirror's Edge, and uhhh.. well.. Call of Duty 4 because everyone seems to think it's amazing. Definitely get Prototype.. And do you have the PS3? If you own any of these games already, then fuck it. I don't know, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. >/
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 10:02
PappaDukes
LOLOLOLOLOL! ROFL!



But seriously, the PowerStation 2 is sooooooo much better. But if you are set on the XGame, then you must have this:

PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 10:04
PappaDukes
GODDAMN YOU RICK ROLL!
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 10:07
PappaDukes
This is the "must have" I mentioned:



I will stop posting now.

also, blehman is my hero.
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 10:24
entrager
I don't think My Brightest Diamond got it....

You should get Left 2 Die, Called to War 4: Recent Warfare, Castle Collapsers, and Peggle (Peggle's on every system).
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 10:29
blehman
I don't know Brightest Diamond, I got Prototypical for my Powerstation 2 and it wasn't very good.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 10:33
VWGTI
@ My Brightest Diamond

Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 10:36
Steel Squirrel
Three Amigos is going to be TIGHT!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 11:43
Darren Nakamura
I'll hit up some Bratzone with you when you get it. Have you picked out your Gamername?
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 11:44
aborto thefetus
@My brightest Diamond

grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 11:54
grafkhun
I'd suggest getting a Dreambox instead, much better system.
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 11:57
Blasto
Check out Rainbow Sex Vegas 2: Naughty Hungry Bottoms and Sling Blade Wars: The Carl Unleashed. Oh, and don't forget to pick up "Dying From Malaria In Africa While Getting Raped By Jeep Loads Of Angry Black Men With Guns Every 50 Fucking Yards God This Game Fucking Sucks What The Fuck: Rev Edition".
mxs102's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 12:19
mxs102
I'm amazed at your maturity level. For someone who wanted to give me so much shit for posting my question in the blogs, you really think tihs is an appropriate response?

I'm glad all you have to do with your time is attempt to make fun of me, lol.

Thank you for showing me your true maturity level.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 12:28
PappaDukes
Oh this is about to get good methinks.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 12:35
SilverDragon1979
I recommend you pick up Bloshock and Gears of Whore.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 12:38
blehman
I'm amazed someone commenting on a community-made blog on a video game site is worried about the maturity level of it's audience. 0_o
mxs102's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 12:42
mxs102
So you admit that you are immature? Because that's all I care about. I just want you to know that you have no right to try and call me out on my blog for being short when you retaliate in this manner. That's my only point.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 12:52
blehman
Who said anything about retaliation? Am I mocking you, or the mass legion of those too shallow or lazy to do things on their own?

Why so serious?
mxs102's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:00
mxs102
Whatever man. Just do me a favor: If you ever make it out of your mothers basement. DO NOT BREED. The human race can't afford any more idiots like you. It's already bad enough you breathe the same air as the rest of us.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:08
blehman
Hahahah all of your comments since the last one on your blog come out baaaaaw to me.

Please quit trolling my superserious blog. Seriously. I need game suggestions for my new Xgame 360 and my google isn't working right now.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:15
itemforty
It only took 3[1] comments to get to a basement joke. I'm impressed. NAZIS!
Also MSX102, the human race can DEFINITELY fit more idiots. Science dictates.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:17
Arttemis
Holy hell, this was great. I'd vote topsauce.

@mxs102 - Humorous blogs have always been encouraged, and they can (and often) include shortblogs. Using the blogs for asking questions isn't the Dtoid policy, though. Legitimate questions and discussions have always been meant for forums.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:25
BigPopaGamer
MXS102 you should feel honored that Blehman dissed your shitty forum question. He's an authority on C-blogs on these here parts and you should take his advice seriously.

Also Blehman, I recommend Shadow Simple for your Xgame120.
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:25
entrager
*pops popcorn*
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:28
Danmartigan
*poops popcorn*
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:30
itemforty
I like that new Watchmen game, Veight Night: Ground Floor. Also, I think you can download an electronic version of Mass Erect and SassAssin Jeans for pretty cheap now.

OH, and that game based on the vice president, Ninja Biden 2.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:32
blehman
*cough, cough*

...soooo, you guys gonna eat all that popcorn by yourselves?
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:40
Primo
lol@SassAssin Jeans & Ninja Biden 2
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:40
entrager
@blehman
You can has some popcorn if you let me play Carjacking 4: The Found and the Saved on your XGame 360.
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:41
entrager
Or even better, I want to play Weight Affect and Found Plant.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:49
itemforty
Found Plant was great. Tons of multiplayer for your computer screen network. If you want more multiplayer, you could play Cold of Duty 4, Hello:ACDC, Rocket Ride, or some Marble vs Capsule 2: The Revenge of the Sith. Teen AIDS Millitant Kneejerked Hurdles is fun for cooperative multiplayer modes™ too, but the pixels are all photoshopped this manies.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:54
blehman
OH GOODNESS THE NE DG?



Now I can get Professor Halfton and the Curious Stubborn Refrigerator Door!
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 13:59
entrager
It has DOUBLE GAMES! Now you can get Harvey Hatswidth, Rhythm Utopia, and The Story of Zelga: Ghostly Stopwatch.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 14:20
itemforty
NE:DG has Nine Ten Dogs, Maria and Louis: Partnered Offline, Hungry Hungry Hippos: Grimoire of the Raft, Rate My Space Invaders Extreme, and my all time favorite - Eat Beets, Asians.
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 14:24
entrager
@item
I tried so hard to come up with a good Elite beat Agents one. Well played.

Have you played Motel Dawn: Room 69?
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 14:25
ZekeThePlumber
I've always been a fan of Kalamari Democracy but it might turn off some people since it's so Vietnamesey.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 14:43
pedrovay2003
Worth coming in here for the girl alone, never mind the XGAME. :P
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 14:46
nukka jdav
Richard Gere's of War is my favorite Xborkstation game this next gen!

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