Real name: Mike
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of:
Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note:
old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
As for games, I suggest Red Fracture : Donkey Kong and that new downloadble title Oedipal Complex.
INNNNNKREDUBULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Then I could get Super Jumping Bros, Monkey Kong, and Stereotype Kart Racing.
Oh, wait...that's one from my porn collection.
But seriously, the PowerStation 2 is sooooooo much better. But if you are set on the XGame, then you must have this:
I will stop posting now.
also, blehman is my hero.
You should get Left 2 Die, Called to War 4: Recent Warfare, Castle Collapsers, and Peggle (Peggle's on every system).
I'm glad all you have to do with your time is attempt to make fun of me, lol.
Thank you for showing me your true maturity level.
Why so serious?
Please quit trolling my superserious blog. Seriously. I need game suggestions for my new Xgame 360 and my google isn't working right now.
Also MSX102, the human race can DEFINITELY fit more idiots. Science dictates.
@mxs102 - Humorous blogs have always been encouraged, and they can (and often) include shortblogs. Using the blogs for asking questions isn't the Dtoid policy, though. Legitimate questions and discussions have always been meant for forums.
Also Blehman, I recommend Shadow Simple for your Xgame120.
OH, and that game based on the vice president, Ninja Biden 2.
...soooo, you guys gonna eat all that popcorn by yourselves?
You can has some popcorn if you let me play Carjacking 4: The Found and the Saved on your XGame 360.
Now I can get Professor Halfton and the Curious Stubborn Refrigerator Door!
I tried so hard to come up with a good Elite beat Agents one. Well played.
Have you played Motel Dawn: Room 69?