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So I Finally Completed the Trifecta
blehman | 1:30 PM on 08.11.2008 40 comments




For the past year or two I've been debating to get a PS3 or not. On the one hand I'm a movie and game junkie, and with Blu-ray winning the high def dvd war all the hd movies will be coming out there. Also, there are several games that are PS exclusive that I haven't had a chance to play, or have only gotten to play for a few minutes. On the other hand I don't really have that much to throw at a system right now. Especially with PAX and such right around the corner. So I figured that this would be another PS3less year.

But then my friend got back from Iraq and wanted to get a place. Being that I like a good deal we got a better place then my last one for almost as much as I was paying for the smaller one. This comes with the added bonus of him owning a PS3. Unfortunately his playstation was with his personal belongings, which, for some god awful reason, have taken three plus months to get back over here. Maybe it's some distance or something, but anyway:

Yes, it's finally happened. I now have sitting besides my Wii and my roommates 360 a BS3. My 360 is still sitting somewhere waiting to be sent back to Microsoft because I'm a lazy bastard. Back on topic, so I finally have got to play on it. And you know what?

I'm really not too terribly impressed.


Egads men!

Now, before you go jumping on me screaming tribal chants and Anne Rice quotes, let me explain. I think it's a nice system. I can see getting one for myself for blu-rays and some of the games. I...I just don't know, I don't love it like I did the PS2 or PSX. It's not blowing my mind like the other systems did. Maybe it's because I kept expecting it to be so much cleaner or crisper, or whatever descripting term you'd like to use, but it just isn't blowing me away. Hell, maybe I fed into the fanboy hype before playing it. Bottom line is that it just isn't really doing anything special for me except plays PS3 games and has a funky controller. Seriously, what the fuck is up with the L2 and R2 buttons?

That being said, MGS4 is the best damn game I've played in a long time. And I HATE being stealthy. It's why I've never gotten into the Splinter Cell series, and why I couldn't get into MGS3. I just loathe waiting in my games. Standing, or lying, or crouching, waiting, watching, waiting, going, getting shot, having to start back over. That's what I do in stealth games. Until this one.

I will admit that this blows pretty much everything else away from a looks perspective, and also a story perspective. I thought I'd be pulled away from the game by the long cut-scenes, but they've actually put me in a place where I'm paying more attention due to the flashbacks, perspective changes, and camera switching. Now I mentioned my dislike of waiting earlier, but when I play this I don't mind the fact that I have to stand (or sit or lie) around. This gorgeous eye candy all around, having multiple access points, and the background action constant is really a pleasure. I can't wait to finish it so I can discuss it, and replay it again.

The other games I've touched were Ratchet and Clank and Heavenly Sword. Both game look fantastic, but, I don't know, after playing for about twenty minutes I wanted to go back to my new save on Mass Effect, which is still friggin' awesome btw. Maybe I wasn't in the mood for a platformer or a hack'n'slash though, and I'm willing to go back and play through them to see if it was just the initial impression or not.

So don't take this as a Sony bash-a-thon. It's just not what I was expecting. I'm sure if I take some time and get some more games and hop on the interwebs I'll find more fun stuff, I'm just not there right yet. I do love my xbox, but I also still like my Wii, which is becoming rarer and rarer these days. Then again, maybe that's due to me getting the internet hooked up to the Wii and discovering that holy shit there's old vidja games on there. Anyway:

tl;dr Like the ps3 alright, but love the MGS4.



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thefil's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:36
thefil
As platforms, the PS3 and 360 are so close to identical there's no noticeable different on either side.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:40
Kryptinite
Welcome to the Promise Land.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:42
BlindsideDork
There is no reason NOT to have a PS3. Good console, many uses.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:43
Takeshi
The Promised Land, I like that. Welcome Blehman.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:47
Kryptinite
and by Promise Land, I meant owning all "next" gen consoles.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:48
Joseph Leray
No roommate swap? No trifecta.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:48
blehman
GODDAMMIT KRYP WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SAYING NEXT GEN?
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:49
covah
hahahha my god, I just made a blog almost exactly like this.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:50
Takeshi
@Kryptinite

But what about the Atari Lynx?
thefil's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:53
thefil
I still need a Wii. Though I wouldn't say "need" is the right word for it.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:54
king3vbo
Honestly, I only play MGS4 and Folklore on mine... so far its been a big waste of money
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:55
Y0j1mb0
Blah blah blah.. Get Warhawk and join us on PS3 FNF Blehman.

:D
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:55
aborto thefetus
I am working on getting one. just a few more paychecks and I am in.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:57
MrSadistic
welcome to the new willenium

psn: SaintSadistic
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 13:57
Brian Szabelski
Wooooooooo! Mass Effect!

As for the PS3, there are not many games for it now, but think of it as a future investment. Which is why I am not getting mine until the future.
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 14:05
Danmartigan
This about sums up my experience with it too. I will be keeping my PS2 for a long while methinks.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 14:12
Kryptinite
@blehman

Troll, troll, troll

LOL. I "quoted" just for you :)
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 14:20
Mr Wilson
Get Uncharted and Warhawk now. You will not be dissapointed. I love my new ps3. Im gradually playing my 360 less and less...
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 14:21
blehman
How's Folklore? I only mention because it exists at my apt right meow.

Also, @ Kryp

I swear to god...
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 14:24
Anus Mcphanus
The promise land is indeed a magical place and don't worry, one day you will see the light... and yes... it will be blu
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 14:25
B-Radicate
I'm grabbin' one in September once they ship with the DS3. R&C and Uncharted shall be my first purchases. The MGS games never piqued my interests.
thefil's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 14:31
thefil
I'm playing through Folklore now, and judging by my avatar and blog banner, I'm enjoying it.
thefil's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 14:31
thefil
I'm playing through Folklore now, and judging by my avatar and blog banner, I'm enjoying it.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 14:34
michiyoyoshiku
yeah way to waste $600

Blu ray is a big scam anyway if you have a good upscaling DVD Player you already got HD movies
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 14:37
blehman
Way to read the fucking post. =)

And thanks thefil, I'm for sure gonna check it out, but I don't really know anything about it besides some negative type reviews that I kinda remember.
thefil's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 14:48
thefil
Well, the game is essentially a mix of action and RPG. In combat you have the four face buttons mapped to four monsters, or Folk, each with a unique attack or ability.

The cleverness comes in the strength/weakness mechanic. It sounds sort of cliche at first, but then you realize it's very rarely done in a 3D adventure game. You collect picture book pages which show you the specific Fokl you need to use to defeat others, or eventually the larger Folklore (bosses). Oh, and every enemy of the game can be absorbed and thus used.

The game follows two characters, Ellen and Keats. You go through the same areas with each character, but there are different enemies and where the enemies are the same they require different Folk to defeat and bestow different abilities.

I think the game is made or broken on how much you can enjoy the aesthetic. If you like the art and think the idea of sort of a darker fairy tale taking place on an Irish island is neat, you'll likely enjoy the game. Otherwise, it might not be in your best interests to force yourself to like it.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 14:56
aborto thefetus
hey blehman, guess what?












































NEXT GEN!!!
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 15:07
EternalDeathSlayer
Michiyoyoshiku: Die in a fire, fanboy.

@ Blehman: Make sure you get a copy of Uncharted: Drake's Fortune from somewhere. It's gorgeous and action fucking packed. It's great.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 15:14
TheDreadHawk
I really wish I could have a PS3, but I have more priorities; one current-gen console is fine.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 15:20
Kryptinite
I really wish I could have a PS3, but I have more priorities; one next-gen console is fine.

Fixed for Blehman.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 15:33
CountingConflict
Welcome to the dark side
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 16:01
RonBurgandy2010
There are more games to play on 360 I'll admit, but I prefer the overall presentation and ease of use of the PS3. I'll get a 360 one day...

PSN: RonBurgandy2010
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 19:00
Red TheHaze Veron
If you like RTS, try PixelJunk Monsters.

@Michiyoyoshiku
[fanboy mode on]
You know what else is a scam? Selling hardware that breaks after normal operational conditions and not issuing a recall.
[fanboy mode off]

Damnit look what you made me do.
DrNutt's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 19:37
DrNutt
Make sure you pick up Uncharted. It's one of the three PS3 games (other than downloadable titles) I own, and I enjoy it immensely. It's not as orgasmic as some may make it out to be (and graphically I don't think it showcases how the PS3 is any "better" than the 360), but it's as solid as games get and the best game I've played on the PS3 so far.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 20:07
Maurice Tan
Hurray Blehman can play all games! And he didn't even have to pay 300-500 dollars for another console's(360 or PS3) 5 exclusive games worth getting!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/11/2008 22:56
BahamutZero
"yeah way to waste $600

Blu ray is a big scam anyway if you have a good upscaling DVD Player you already got HD movies "

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norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2008 00:22
norm9
Agree with everyone who says you gotta buy a copy of Uncharted. On the whole, its fun and looks great.

But its those certain instances when you're grabbing onto some extremely organic looking rock and the water is right below you, and the sun is shining right in your viewpoint, the camera pans back automatically to let you take into account perspective and distance, that taken together, it just makes you go damn, this is badass.
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 00:13
PaperBowser0
Hmmm...well, I don't think it's worth it....mainly because I don't have that kind of cash, but I'm glad that ya got one! ;)
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 06:24
Morrius
Give it time buddy. Both are excellent consoles with their own ups and downs.

Get yourself a couple of used blurays from ebay to reaffirm your purchase.
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