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Recreating Video Games in the Litterbox
blehman | 8:58 AM on 10.01.2009 61 comments


As never mentioned in a previous blog, i have a penchant for dressing up animals. Though, it's not just something that i do by myself to improve my pussy prowess... i make use of the activity in more "normal" ways too.

Or at least i'd like to.

I've had a fantasy i'd quite like to fulfill for a while. Basically, i would like a cat to dress up as Princess Peach and meow me from my kitchen. But, when i get into the kitchen all i will find is a note stating that the kitteh is in another castle. So, it'll be like, a "scatvenger" hunt trying to find her.

If this goes well, i would consider getting other animals involved. Maybe some dog to dress up as a gorilla and throw barrels at me while i am looking for her.

I'm sure i'm the only person to think about ways to recreate video gaming moments in the pet department. I have similar ideas about amending the lack of a muslim romance option in Gears of War 2, and relieving the sexual tension between Marcus and Dom.















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phantomile's Destructoid Blog
I also think about this quite often. I believe it is a great idea to pursue.

Much healthier than attempting to dress up humans in a similar situation. That would just be disgusting.
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
..I"m so damn confused.
Bat Country's Destructoid Blog
Jeez guy, take your superior cat fetish elsewhere. Not all of us write Lolcat Fan Fiction and Doggie Ballets in their spare time.


ryu89's Destructoid Blog
Yes.
ArcticFox's Destructoid Blog
Animal LARPing?
Aurvantoid's Destructoid Blog
Because cats cosplay too:


Cadtalfryn's Destructoid Blog
When you get around to doing this, you need to film it.
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
You're such a fucking troll. Fuck you.
Diverse's Destructoid Blog
I believe this is what the hilarity professionals call a "parody".
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Slowgrim, I don't know what you crazy people are talking about. Normal people, such as myself always have to have things to keep them occupied between my middle earth religion that I'm attracting followers to and my scuba ballet that I'm writing.
kauza's Destructoid Blog
I already wrote a scuba ballet. Don't tread on my shit, please. Also, ferrets work better.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
Oh hey the forums sure do look different today.
digtastik's Destructoid Blog
BWahhahahahahahaha. I think I peed alit.e oh christ i can't type and screww correcting my mistales.
PappaDukes's Destructoid Blog
+100 pussy prowess.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
This is a very serious matter. I can't possible be the only one who thinks it's cute to dress up animals as video game characters so that they play better.
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
Scuba Ballet, hahaha!
craineum's Destructoid Blog
So are you saying that two cats dress up as video game characters would make better pets or better gamers? And if you had more then one cat would the effects get exponentially compounded? So if I had an army of 1000 video game dressed cats, could I take over the alien moon?
entrager's Destructoid Blog
I thought this was going to be about arranging cat turds to look like a Pac-Man level.
PappaDukes's Destructoid Blog
If you dress up these poor goddamn cats like people, then it's only fair that your dress up like a cat.

also,


Magnalon's Destructoid Blog
I wonder if the targeted troll will take the bait? He better!
blehman's Destructoid Blog
What do you mean the targeted troll Mag? I'm serious, this is an area of modern science not yet tapped into. Think about what you're missing by not expanding your mind into wondering if a cat dressed like Mario could jump higher, or a cat dressed like Sonic could run faster by being the character.
Gyrael's Destructoid Blog
You're ahead of your time.
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
So will this doggy-gorilla also take part in the sexual act?? Like furry interspecies threesome!? If so, hawt like lava-rock.
F Whipple's Destructoid Blog
I prefer to reenact my video game fantasies with boobies.


Elsa's Destructoid Blog
Hello Kitty costume!

<img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1381/996213289_47a065e3cd_o.jpg">

(hope it embeds... the show BBcode help thingie isn't working for me)
ArcticFox's Destructoid Blog
Out of curiosity Bleh, are you planning on doing a version of Ico with cats? I think that would be adorable!
Elsa's Destructoid Blog
nope.... didn't embed. :(

Let's try this again with a new guess... sorry, but trying to remember how to embed an image link!


blehman's Destructoid Blog
No Fox, but I am training my cats to be the aristocats.


Wintersocks's Destructoid Blog
How was integration back into england from russia, blehman?
Zodiac Eclipse's Destructoid Blog
Well thank god we all have something more productive to do with our time now. I'm not even being facetious, dressing up cats is hella more productive than some other threads that are floating around like unflushed refuse.
DJDuffy 's Destructoid Blog
Come on troll...out you come from the cave! lol nice Mike
gatorsax2010's Destructoid Blog
You're so full of shit, blehmoon.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
I don't understand wintersocks, as I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.
Cataract's Destructoid Blog
Blehman.


I fucking love you. May I be in your scuba ballet?
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Hmmmm, I dressed my cat up as Mickey Mouse, but it doesn't seem to be workOH GOD WRONG CAT *POOF*


GamesAreArt's Destructoid Blog
Blehman, your awesome.
ArcticFox's Destructoid Blog
The arisocrats? WTF? Are those cats related? Youre a sicker man then I thought Bleh!
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
GOLD MINE






FatherChesz's Destructoid Blog
Absolutely terrific. Perhaps this will answer the question: Can love bloom in the litterbox?
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Wait! PROOF! I dressed my cat up like Roman Polanski a few years ago, and this is him now:


Bulkmailer's Destructoid Blog
Just please don't use mascara on the kitties.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
Hmmmmm, scientist cat was not impressed with my initial findings.


copilotlindy's Destructoid Blog
fyi - "Scatvenger" sounds like some poop superhero.
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
What.
BulletTrain's Destructoid Blog
Blehman, king of the c blawgs.
CrocBox's Destructoid Blog
HAHAHAHAHAHA ...What?
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
Where the heck is Krow? He did such an incredible job on Wii Hater before I arrived.
MkShiranui's Destructoid Blog
Three minutes to find a link. Not bad.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
This is SCIENCE. Think of the possibilities of higher jumping Mario cats, or genocidal Hitler cats, or tiny Smurf cats that can sing? Is that really so creepy when compared to someone willing to pay a man to dress in a Gorilla costume, abduct their fiance, hide them somewhere while throwing barrels at said person, and then watching them have sex afterwards? No, said the man in washington.


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