Hey Dtoid! It's been awhile since I've ventured into the cblogs with a post, so I figure I can tell god to shut up, and read this. So I was checking mah usual haunts on the interwebnet, and came across this rather interesting find. This guy Mark Kelso, a "lego artist" made General Grievous's ship out of his own two hands. And a shitton of legos. And nine months. Now that's dedication to a cause.
Says he from his site:
"Well, ladies and gentleman...oh, who are we kidding...Well gentleman, after nine months of late-night brick building, explanations, groveling, and apologies to my now-estranged wife, countless Bricklink orders, subsequent mortgages, loan sharks, black market sales of all non-essential organs, and more work-shirking than you can shake a stick at, the epic struggle to build my first SHIP has reached its conclusion... she’s finally finished."
"So without further ado (drumroll...) I proudly present to you General Grievous’ Invisible Hand (Cue symbol crash aaaaaaaand....cricket...cricket.)"
Once again from his site:
"Here are some stats: She’s 231 studs long, 41 studs at the widest point, and weighs about 30 pounds. (Pretty curvy for a chick that skinny! ) She also enjoys rollerblading and Sushi. And hopes to meet a SHIP some day that likes her for more than her turboshaft."
Makes me wish I never sold off my lego collection when i was 10.
Random note: Where do most of you host your images? Apparently photobucket won't allowcate me the free bandwidth each month since I use up too much of it.
You know what I never understood.....How could General Grievous be such a badass in the animated clone wars series, but such a pussy in the actual movie.
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Pretty good, doesn't even seem like it was made out of Legos.
That is possibly the sweetest lego creation ive ever seen XD
This dude was on Battlebots, wasn't he?
Makes me wish I never sold off my lego collection when i was 10.
Random note: Where do most of you host your images? Apparently photobucket won't allowcate me the free bandwidth each month since I use up too much of it.
man that is unbelievable!
amazing respect for this guy! whish I could do that!
Holy fucking shit!
Now if he recreates that entire space battle from Episode 3, I will be impressed. Also, how big is a "stud"?
You know what I never understood.....How could General Grievous be such a badass in the animated clone wars series, but such a pussy in the actual movie.
For that matter, how does a robot cough?
@aboorto,
i think he was an alien rebuilt into a machine body, thus explaining why he could also wield lightsabers.
I think someone is excited about Star Wars.
Damn, that's fucking amazing.
@Aborto,
What IceMax said.
@topic,
I wonder if his wife really left him. That would be pretty cavalier, huh?