Ladies and gentlemen of the internets, I come before you today to let you know that the world is going down the drain. I doubt we'll even make it to 12-21-12 and whatever craziness the damn Mayans planned for us. My opinion is they'll release Alan Wake. Hell, I don't think that we'll even make it to them starting up the Large Hadron Collider.

No, good citizens of the interwebnets(and dprime), I think the end is being revealed to us slowly. "But blehman," I hear you in my mind, "you're normally so calm and collected, never posting crazy theories or oddly written blogs with too many commas, how do you come by this knowledge of the end of days?"

Well A, get the fuck out of my head, and B, I have proof. Physical, internet proof. No, it's not DragonballZ, as horrible as that is.

No, it's not the fact that people nowdays live off terrorizing others for ratings. Running stories that really aren't as bad as they seem, but with a little shock and awe I'm sure that we can scare people into foil hats.

No, it's not the fact that Alex Jones has proof the black helicopters are coming and they're COMING FOR YOU AND 9/11 IS A CONSPIRACY....sorry, went off a little bit there. The best part about the conspiracy theorists is that they already wear little tinfoil hats.

No. It is in fact, that in a world in such dire economic straits, when terrorism and poverty and hunger hound the world with such ferocity...and what do we give the world as Americans?

This.





/crawls in corner

Therefor to make up for the fail that is Toby Keith, I'm bringing back the ultimate NSFW timewaste, KnickerPicker.

Gentlemen, enjoy.