A new study released on Monday from
The Journal Of The American Statistical Association has come out with some very interesting findings. It has to do with...well, let's let the professional explain:
"Of the 6.7 billion inhabitants of Earth, approximately 3.5 billion have reached sexual maturity," said Dr. Jerome Carver, a mathematics professor at the University of Chicago and lead author of the study.
"From a statistical perspective, it simply stands to reason that at least two of these inhabitants are totally going at it right now. Like, as we speak."
"But it's probably way more than that," Carver added.
"Like at least a hundred."
This finding will no doubt change the way you look at people, due to the fact that they may have been the ones "doing it". But that's not all that was discovered in this groundbreaking study. Sez the pros:
"The nearer you get to major metropolitan areas, the more likely you are to be in proximity to those making it," said California Institute of Technology probability theorist Howard Bergsson, who contributed to the report.
"For example, we're in Chicago, a city of three million people. Someone is probably doing it right down the street, or maybe even somewhere in this building."
"And even if they're not, you have to keep in mind that it's nighttime in England right now," Bergsson added.
"So someone is, in all likelihood, doing it over there."
Now, I know ya'll cannot be as excited as I am about that last quote. But IMHO, it means that right now, or possibly 15 minutes from now, Jim Sterling will be "doing it".
There were also secondary findings with this study. Let's copy pasta that.
"According to observers, the study's secondary findings are in some ways even more surprising: Given the fact that not everyone goes all the way all the time, the report predicts that there are at least four times as many people currently frenching or getting to second base than there are doing it."
So, as you can see, this report will change your life.
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LOL very funny source.
Jeez, I'm getting more action than I thought.
Jeez, I'm getting more action than I thought.
Wow. Someone finally made statistics interesting. I want to spend the rest of my life bouncing between the 57% and the 20%.
I guess Im about to do it! Hooray!
im doing it as i type
I have to do laundry then I'll be doing it and this time it's not involving any of my hands!!! (or feet).
... or mouth.
Doin' it in the office is win.
What about "Already did it" and "Never gonna do it"? This study is flawed.
Thats alot of hoes.
Dammit JACK, you're a married man AND you've got a kid to look after and raise. You can't be saying stuff like that. When your daughter is 16, you will think differently.
As for me, I have been forbidden by the UN to concieve any type of birth what-so-ever.
So I made this chart.
Jesus fucking christ. EL OH FUCKING EL Snaileb!!!!
Who cares?
...I mean to say, 'when is it my turn?'
Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
While this is highly amusing to some, it merely serves to reinforce the fact that I am not one of the people currently doing it, not will I be in that section of society in the foreseeable future!!
lol snaileb
Im trying.
@silverback
Yes, that's why married guys have their balls in jars in their wives purses.
This study is pretty accurate. On my way to work this morning I saw two bums dry humping in the alley. Guess in Chicago someone or something is always shaggin.
Oh my god.
This is THE best 'study' ever published!
This data is inconclusive.
Fascinating.
i recently did it. it was awesome
Oh god.. Greatest Blog Post Ever xD
good one.
according to that study, everybody is at least "almost doing it"
-sweet-