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Real name: Mike

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bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
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Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking

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My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
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Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
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Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,





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Randomtoid: Star Wars-a-riffic Edition
blehman | 10:54 AM on 02.06.2008 10 comments


Yesterday was a halo-centric version of Randomtoid, so today I'm turning my attention to teh Star Wars. It has come to mah attention (thanks to a Star Wars influenced member of teh community) that there's some cool Star Wars stuff out there on the interwebs. Yes, that's right, there's more to the interwebs than traps and dprime. That's just most of the internet.

First up, here's some pretty friggin crazy tattoo's from The Force in the Flesh:

#10Holiday Yoda

Yeah, there's no regret with something like this.

#9Lightsaber Fingers

EPIC FINGER BATTLES!

#8Rancor Head

Nothing negative to say for this one. There's a fucking rancor on their head.

#7Saber through Neck

Also, cool.

#5Sacred Fett

Could Sacred Fett beat Raptor Jesus?

#4Wookie Family

Actually, this is a pic of Jim Sterling's tattoo...

#3Snaileb Vs. Captain Kirk

hehehehehehehheehheeh.....

#1Yoda Scarification

Now THAT'S dedication to a cause

Be sure to click the link to check out the ones I didn't put up here. The one with Princess Leia and R2 is awesome, but NSFW.


This next stuff is very cool, a baroque version of Star Wars.

The Death Star


Darth Vader


Snailebtrooper


AT-ST


Here's the link to the rest, which is funny because in the comments the person who drew these originally is asking where the blogger got them from. Original. Stolen.

Finally, Lightsaber Construction Kit



"The Force FX Lightsaber Contstruction Kit gives you everything you need to create your own blade. These Master Replicas Lightsabers come with parts to make hundreds of different saber designs."



"The blade color can be switched between red, green or blue thanks to its tri-colored LEDs. Like other Force FX Lightsabers, it features authentic movie sound effects for power up/down, idle, swing and impact movements. The sounds even change depending on which blade color you choose."

These are so freaking awesome, and available now for $99.99 at amazon. If you want it though, you better hurry. Link to teh river


Special thanks to snaileb for the links.



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7 comments | showing # 1 to 7
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ShadokatRegn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2008 10:58
ShadokatRegn
I have to say, the tattoo of the blade through the neck looks really great - unfortunately though, choice of handle means he was killed by Luke, and thats just sad.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2008 11:02
BlindsideDork
I wan tot make my own lightsaber!!!

Rancor needs color though.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2008 11:04
blehman
I think the rancor is a work in progress.
binny101's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2008 12:14
binny101
Yo, I totally know the dude who did the Yoda scarification!!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2008 12:18
Snaileb
Precious Saint Fett will listen to your sins.
LeonSK's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2008 13:58
LeonSK
OMG!!! DO WANT that lightsaber creation kit!!!!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2008 20:10
Bob Muir
OMG, Baroque Star Wars looks awesome!
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