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Randomtoid: Spoilers. Cloverfield Monster Pic Released
blehman | 1:40 PM on 01.08.2008 34 comments


I'm gonna type some before I begin this blog proper, due to the fact it may or may not contain actual spoilers. I think this will be enough, don't you? OK, to the story proper:

Movieweb has a new pic of what it claims is the monster from "Cloverfield", JJ Adams new "Blair Monster Project" movie. Here's what they wrote on the site:

"You might want to disbelieve, but I think this is it. It's the image you've all been waiting for. Just check out the three claws on this nasty looking thing's hand!

I know we have been running a lot of Cloverfield stories on the film's viral marketing ad campaign today, but a new image of a supposed Cloverfield monster toy has "suddenly" surfaced. And it was indeed created by Peter Konig, the art director for the film."


I'm gonna post the pic further down, so if you don't want to see it, stop here.

For the rest of ya'll, I think it looks pretty keen. Also, keep in mind it's the toy adaptation of a monster, not what you'll see in theatres.




























Edit: I took it off. If you want to see it, click the damn link.

And I still want to see this movie.

source: Movieweb

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itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:45
itemforty
That's frustrating! The secret was lost forever :(
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:46
shipero
I was hoping that we'd never get a good look at the monster. Oh well, at least it looks cool.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:46
BigPopaGamer
I hate you blehman, you just ruined this movie!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:46
MrSadistic
...You've got to be shitting me.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:49
JACK of No Trades
Its Godzilla's son?
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:49
VWGTI
I think that looks wicked. I can't wait for this movie!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:51
blehman
Sorry guys who didn't want to see it. Yet hit the blog that said "Spoiler" on it.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:51
MrSadistic
I really hope this movie isn't going to show that monster all that much, because it looks like some shitty anime/japanese monster rip-off.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:52
Snaileb
CoooOOooOOooOOoool...

So it's not a lion? lol j/p
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:55
shipero
At least it's not Cthulhu, I always feared in the back of my mind that rumor would be true.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:55
Kryptinite
thanks for taking it away blehman. I clicked it and I was like, "i don't know if I want to see". But you spared me and I'm not clicki....fuck I clicked it.

I still want to see the movie though :).
Dagerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:56
Dagerr
This just makes me want to watch this movie more. In the most recent trailer you see the shoulder of this thing anyways, so I don't see how a full body pic plus "OMG ITS A HUGE MONSTER" is really a spoiler.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 13:59
CaffeinePowered
I thought the whole point of the movie was you were never supposed to see the monster at all. Oh well...
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:03
Neonie
Hm...you look kind of like George Freeman.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:05
Rainbowblack
kinda dissapointed. but at least it's not something that sucks
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:06
blehman
@ Neonie

Is that Gordon's brother?
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:07
Hoygeit
Hmm. I'm not sure how I feel about the look.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:09
Neonie
@Blehman

Oh that's right shit haha xD. Sorry I forget his name, not a big Half-Life player so I got George and Gordon mixed up. Sorry x3.
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:10
Tragic Hero
According to my friend, the Monster standing next to the statue of liberty is like a sperm whale standing next to a human. That kind of makes sense right?
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:12
Maurice Tan
Fail.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:14
bloodylip
He also looks like David Arquette-Cox and Edward Norton.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:15
JACK of No Trades
@Wiisucks

Send me all of you avatar pics
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:21
BahamutZero
are you kidding shiphero? cthulu would have been amazing. there are many other cloverfield pics out there, so take this with a grain of salt
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:23
13thDragon
So it's not this?


Damn, if not I just lost a lot of money.

Also, I agree that Cthulhu would have been epic.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:28
shipero
While a Cthulhu movie would be great I don't want it to be a movie where he gets hit on the head by a coconut and wakes up thinking he's Godzilla.

... Actully I take that back, that would be a great movie.
Edarios's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:29
Edarios
it looks stupid..too cartoony.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:33
blehman
@ Edarios

Kinda like a.....toy?
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:47
VWGTI
lol @ blehman
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 14:51
king3vbo
That monster vs. Chthulu would be epic
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 15:23
weedgan
DAMN! I thought it was gonna be the happy puff marshmellow guy from ghostbusters....

darn, darn, darn.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 15:35
Eschatos
Whale monster vs. Super-robo-Jesus would be epic.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/08/2008 16:29
Aziel13
no way
its going to be Ziz, Behemoth, Leviathon
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