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Randomtoid: I Fully Trust and Respond to my E-mail
blehman | 6:11 PM on 11.20.2007 15 comments


Now, normally I'm a pretty easy going guy. But I've only had my gmail account for about two months now, and I just received this:

"DEAR FRIEND,

I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE. I AM THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER IN BANK OF AFRICA (BOA), OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I HOPED THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO REPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR FAMILIES.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF (USD$25) MILLION TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 10 TO 14 BANKING DAYS. THIS MONEY HAS BEEN DORMANT FOR YEARS IN OUR BANK WITHOUT CLAIM. I WANT THE BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEAREST PERSON TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER (THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT) DIED ALONG WITH HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN IN AN AIR CRASH SINCE JULY, 2000.
I DON'T WANT THE MONEY TO GO INTO OUR BANK TREASURER ACCOUNT AS AN ABANDONED FUND. SO THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CONTACTED YOU SO THAT THE BANK CAN RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER. PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL AS A TOP SECRET AND DELETE IT IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.
UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL GIVE YOU FULL DETAILS ON HOW THE BUSINESS WILL BE EXECUTED AND ALSO NOTE THAT YOU WILL HAVE 30% OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED SUM IF YOU AGREE TO HANDLE THIS BUSINESS WITH ME? AND 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT WARRANT ON THE PROCESS BEFORE THE FUND GET INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SUCH AS TELEPHONE CALLS BILLS (ETC).

BEST REGARD.
MR YUSUF MUSA."


Now, being the nice person that I am, I trust and am totally willing to send personal information to this guy. Heck, I may go ahead and send money if he asks. Despite the fact he used broken english to type it up. And despite the fact that it doesn't quite make much sense.

Now I know that by posting this in my blog, I am kinda being bad, because, as Mr. Musa so eloquently states: "I HOPED THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO REPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR FAMILIES." Not to mention the line, "PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL AS A TOP SECRET AND DELETE IT IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED."

Now what fun would that be?

The other suspect thing is that only a week before, I received this gem of an e-mail:

"Hello Dear,

Greetings:

I am sorry to intrude into your private and peaceful life, all the same My name is Mr. Daniel Vincent, I work as an accountant in a bank; I contacted you to work together with me in claiming my late client's estate. Unfortunately he died without a registered next of kin and as such the funds now have an open beneficiary status. You could be made the beneficiary since you share the same last name with him.

This has officially transferred the right to you, as no other person from his family knows anything about this fund with our bank.

If you are interested in working with me, please get back to me as quickly as possible, so that I give you the details of what we are to do.

I wait for your prompt response so that I can give you more briefing of what you need to and how to do it.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Best regards,

Daniel."

Now, I may not be the smartest crayon in the top of the building, but I don't know this guy and he's calling me dear. That's odd. I also think it's awesome that he contacted ME and no one from the "late client's" family. Makes me think this guy is totally honest and a good person. Gimmie a f'n break.


Note: I know most of ya'll have received shit like this, I just wanted to throw this out there because it pisses me off, and I never got stuff like this until this e-mail account.

I'm sorry if my negative blogging has put you in a sour mood. So to make up for it, I'll try to put on my happy face.



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aborto thefetus's Destructoid Blog
NEVER TRUST PEOPLE WHO WRITE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
moeman's Destructoid Blog
Ack, sorry about the double post...but you might enjoy this story. http://www.bookscape.co.uk/short_stories/scam_story.php
blehman's Destructoid Blog
HAHAHA!! That's awesome moeman.
Professor Pew's Destructoid Blog
Beware though, the alien scammers will own Planet Earth and make gold plated Death Stars!
SpiderChrist's Destructoid Blog
they both sound like great deals, get on 'em quick, you lucky devil!
LimeGuardian's Destructoid Blog
I don't seem to get those types of emails, I'm so unlucky :(
xper's Destructoid Blog
wow. a new low in internet frauds... that was some funny shit
Ub3rSlug's Destructoid Blog
Don't be a pussy man, this guy looks legit!
itemforty's Destructoid Blog
They will definitely send you money, but it will be leprechaun gold, and you can't spend that shit on anything.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Internet scammers sure are getting lazy
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YEah they hardly even try anymore.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Anyone who falls for one of these at this point deserves it.
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I amazing have bridge property for charging tolls make big money! I need only your account of banking number and social security id for make purchase final.


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