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Randomtoid: Holy Sh*t. This Is Awesome.(NVGR)
blehman | 11:48 AM on 05.22.2008 28 comments


We all know adding things to your car makes it special. Much like this burger cooker. But this...The title says it all. Holy shit. This is awesome. I do want one of these for my car, as impractical as it may be.



That's right. A flamethrower for your car's exhaust pipe. On the product page, it lists this as being being able to "make up to 20 feet of flames shoot from your exhaust tips with a touch of a button!" It also touts that they are "designed for carbureted vehicles, but can be used on fuel injected vehicles with additional modifications and parts."

It also comes with a "built-in safety switch cover guaranties you and your vehicles safety from accidental firing. Unlike other systems on the market that can be triggered by accidentally pushing the button, or dropping something direct on the button."


Wait...there are already exhaust flamethrowers on cars? Why don't I see more fire on the freeway then? On the page linked above, there's also a video. I can't lie, it's pretty sweet. For $125 bucks it ain't cheap, but then again...fire will come out of your car.


Also, just because, WTF would you want these for? Although it would be kinda funny if you could tell someone to eat your ass and give them one of these.

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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 11:55
MrSadistic
i want exhaust pipes that shoot out std-infested mexican hookers.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 11:56
galagabug
man you should look into the 'anti-theft' devices that are legal in places like south africa where kidnappings are common. they make ones that shoot flames up along the side of your car to scare people off/burn them to bits. i don't think this is legal in the u.s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc
Messer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 11:59
Messer
its only awesome if you're a pyro or a 5 year old...
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 12:07
blehman
Baby Jesus (the cute one) hates you Messer. Just thought you should know that.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 12:10
Rifter01
Sweet. It is only a matter of time now before our cars can transform and shoot volleys of mini-missles too. :O)
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 12:10
NotAZombie
its only awesome if you've been born or been born
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 12:14
GuitarAtomik
Perfect anti-tailgater device. I find it amazing that this is real at all.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 12:21
Sharpless
That doesn't strike me as being entirely safe.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 12:22
Kryptinite
LOL, this is great.
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 12:24
The GHost
@Sharpless

The flames shoot out the BACK, you'll be totally fine. ;)

Someone needs to make a working replica of the old Batmobile using one of these right now.
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 12:26
BlackSheep
if your car is nice enough you can do it without a kit.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 12:27
shipero
This is the perfect accessory to compliment the .50 calibur machine gun I just mounted on my hood.
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 12:46
4knuckleshuffle
DO WANT!

...course the fact I don't have a car comes into play :(
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 12:51
F Whipple
This will go great along with the gatling guns attached to my car
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 13:00
king3vbo
HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 13:27
Shin Oni
i'm with brainderailment. I get too many people who drive too fast or are right on my ass. Get one of these bad boys and back that shit up!
timepants's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 13:43
timepants
lol how do you find these car addons
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 13:45
nintendoll
This is pretty awesome, but illegal. Like galagabug mentions they have something like this in other countries as an anti-car jacking measure, but it is illegal in the US (I saw it on Manswers).
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 14:25
AngelsDontBurn
THIS is what you use in a zombie apocalypse!
commish's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 15:07
commish
You would not want to burn precious gas during a zombie apocalypse, you need to save those resources
Respectable Gentleman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 15:36
Respectable Gentleman
Drunk driving just got really really really dangerous.
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 16:05
PaperBowser0
sweet, I'll put it on my station wagon..:P
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 17:12
Dynamic Sheep
"I was thinking of having little white bunnies come out of the exhaust." lol

I'd love to get this... I'd fucking breath fire down straight aways all over my town.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 22:06
007
holy shit this would be awesome to have. Too bad I doubt this is real. Or legal.


Cooked Hooker, anyone?
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