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Real name: Mike

Amazing gif!



bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking

Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:


Wanderingpixel is also awesome.


Current Games:

All of the things


Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen



My Hero:



My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie



Longcat:



Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?

To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com

To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here

For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,





Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:


Also, also, sparkle:


Also, also, also, jiggles:


Also, also, also, also, Trent!


Alsox5, kitteh:


Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)

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3DS friend code:
Steam: blehmeng
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Gamertag: blehmeng

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Randomtoid: Dedicated to Chad blehman | 3:48 PM on 07.08.2008 19 comments

Alright Chad, I know I give you alot of shit sometimes for your love of dolphins, but I found this and thought I'd make a peace offering to you. Behold the mighty sea-faring power of the Innespace Seabreacher!!! Now, you kids may have already found this, being the interwebnets and all, but I haven't seen this on Chad's blog, so I figure what the hell, get the guy excited for a minute. These are the two types they have together, the Dolphin and the Seabreacher. From their site: The first vessel that we designed and built was the Innespace Dolphin . She was completed in 2001 and has been successfully performing at shows and events for the last five years. The Innespace Dolphin is a show ready vessel, able to perform sustained dives, huge jumps, barrel rolls, and many other amazing acrobatic tricks. Our latest creation, is the new Innespace Seabreacher. This new two seat vessel incorporates a host of design and performance improvements that make it the most radical freestyle watercraft to ever hit the water. The Seabreacher is now available for purchase as a customt built vessel. Customers can choose from a variety of engine and drive packages ranging from race-ready to the ultimate luxury sub-sea cruiser, Now, I'm not the biggest dolphin fan, but these are pretty friggin' sweet. Do a barrel roll!! To teh moon! So Chad, this is my peace offering. In twenty(Note: Make that two hundred, these things are expensive) years, when I can afford one, it's so yours. And it's a two seater, so you can take Colette on all your fun dolphin adventures. And keep in mind that I took time off from my busy day at work to write this specifically for you meng. Also, Garden Zombie is better than Garden Gnome. c/o Geekologie and innespace