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Randomtoid: Dedicated to Chad
blehman | 3:48 PM on 07.08.2008 19 comments


Alright Chad, I know I give you alot of shit sometimes for your love of dolphins, but I found this and thought I'd make a peace offering to you.

Behold the mighty sea-faring power of the Innespace Seabreacher!!!



Now, you kids may have already found this, being the interwebnets and all, but I haven't seen this on Chad's blog, so I figure what the hell, get the guy excited for a minute.



These are the two types they have together, the Dolphin and the Seabreacher. From their site:

The first vessel that we designed and built was the Innespace Dolphin . She was completed in 2001 and has been successfully performing at shows and events for the last five years. The Innespace Dolphin is a show ready vessel, able to perform sustained dives, huge jumps, barrel rolls, and many other amazing acrobatic tricks.

Our latest creation, is the new Innespace Seabreacher. This new two seat vessel incorporates a host of design and performance improvements that make it the most radical freestyle watercraft to ever hit the water. The Seabreacher is now available for purchase as a customt built vessel. Customers can choose from a variety of engine and drive packages ranging from race-ready to the ultimate luxury sub-sea cruiser,

Now, I'm not the biggest dolphin fan, but these are pretty friggin' sweet.


Do a barrel roll!!


To teh moon!



So Chad, this is my peace offering. In twenty(Note: Make that two hundred, these things are expensive) years, when I can afford one, it's so yours. And it's a two seater, so you can take Colette on all your fun dolphin adventures.

And keep in mind that I took time off from my busy day at work to write this specifically for you meng.

Also, Garden Zombie is better than Garden Gnome.



c/o Geekologie and innespace



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18 comments | showing # 1 to 18
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galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 15:59
galagabug
holy shit. barrel rolls? that looks fun as hell.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 16:12
SilverDragon1979
All I have to say is TRUELY EPIC !!!!
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 16:14
RonBurgandy2010
THAT. IS. FUCKING. AWESOME.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 16:16
mix
I WANT TO RIDE!!!!

That looks damn fun!
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 16:21
KyleGamgee
Do want! Garden Zombie!
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 16:24
Silverback 55
How much are these exactly? Because I want 2.
Spitfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 16:29
Spitfire
I must have garden zombie....
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 16:51
Justice
I remember reading about that a while ago, almost beats the car that turns into a boat (can't remember what it's called but Richard Branson has one).
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 17:12
Ub3rSlug
Spoilers, he already has 3.
ImpossiblePlant's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 17:22
ImpossiblePlant
This is why I'm not an engineer. I would never be able to think of that. That's just nuts.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 17:42
MechaMonkey
I need this. NAO!
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 17:51
Batthink
Sure it has been found on the internet. About six months ago.

But hell, I saw it in motion on TV, and it is the coolest thing ever. Chad simply has to own one. :O)
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 19:34
pendelton21
I've always said, the world needs more porpoise-shaped aquatic modes of transportation.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 20:53
Velt
That thing is kind of creepy... what if you get stucked in the inside while it sinks?
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 21:10
Dynamic Sheep
I honestly didn't think there could be something that was more fun than a jet ski... but this looks so DAMN fun!
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 01:13
Guagloves
Holy crap! Do want.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 09:05
B-Radicate
@SilverDragon: Well, I say TRULY epic!

Haha, sorry.

Also, cool stuff. I remember reading about this back in Popular Mechanics years ago. Glad to see they went ahead and kept makin' 'em. That's real cool.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 11:01
RonBurgandy2010
@B-Radicate Popular Science is where it's at FOO!
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