I know I retired myself from this a little while ago, but damn if this ain't worth a wtf look. So, return of Randomtoid!

So, we all know that net neutrality is coming under siege more or less. How do we fight it? If you're Tanya Devereaux, you screw some virgins. Here's what she has to say.

"Net neutrality is paramount to safeguard free speech and innovation on the Internet. With only one arguably negative side-effect: an unusual amount of today's Internet users are virgin. That's a problem I intend to solve. In history, man has always waged war for freedom. Now it's time to obtain our freedom with love."



That's right. This chick:


Please disregard slight mustache growth, and the fact she's squeezing bewbs to make them look bigger...

will do you IF A. you're a virgin, and B. you support her in supporting net neutrality. Good times? Here's her terms and services.

"1. Acceptance of Terms
Tania Derveaux provides performance of sexual intercourse (Services) to those who request them, subject to the following Terms of Service ("TOS"). Your use of the Services in whole or in part constitutes your binding acceptance of these TOS. If you do not agree to these TOS, you should not use the Services. Some Services may be subject to additional posted rules, policies and terms. When you use those Services, you and Tania shall be subject to those additional conditions, which are incorporated by reference into these TOS (and, consequently, form part of your agreement with her).

2. Description of Services
The services consist of Tania performing sexual intercourse with the applicant, the form and style of the performance will be discussed prior to the act, Tania tries to allow as much freedom as possible in this area but she does reserve the right to decline suggestions. Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use. Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

-applicants must be 18yrs old or above
-condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his -semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact
-Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs
-multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
-if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
-applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
-applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
-Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons"





I love the internet. Anyway, if any of that looks interesting to you (virgin, lol), here's the link.

http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/main2.php