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Real name: Mike
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
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Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
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Steam: blehmeng
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: blehmeng
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HEY GUIZE WHO CARES WHAT ANYONE ELSE WROTE I GOT THIS PICTURE AND IT'S TEH FUCKING AWESOME DISCUSS LOOLLXLXZZ!!! FUCK PUSHING STORIES AND SHIT DOWN LOOK AT ME!!
...yeah, in case anyone missed it, this is on the fucking post page: Should this post be a BLOG or a FORUM? You'll get better feedback if you know the difference. BLOGS are public journals -- they are meant to be editorial in nature. A good blog post should have a concise title, contain news or original thoughts on a topic, photos, links, videos and tagged with a topic. A great blog tells a story and states an opinion that leaves room for discussion. Our favorite c-blogs get promoted to the home page. FORUMS are similar to blogs, but they are more like the beginning of a conversation. If you have a quick question or want to begin a discussion without writing a paragraph on a topic, please post it in our forum instead. Dtoiders with similar interests will go into your thread to discuss. Destructoid is a very active community -- people should respond in a few moments after you set your blog or forum live. We recommend not posting "write ups" -- just blog from your own voice. Keep it casual, we're all here to have fun after all.
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That's fine and all, I'm not trying to be a Nazi, but people shouldn't turn around and bitch others out for the same thing they just condoned a minute ago.
That said, I don't read every single blog, so this isn't an issue for me. I'd like to recommend engaging in selective c-blog reading. If the post title looks like shit... then you must acquit. Or something.
Someone needs to whip the young ones into shape.
I think "don't suck" still sums it up pretty well for new people.. even if they suck anyways.
Also, I'm fucking tired of one line posts. I'd rather just tell half these kids to GTFO my innernets than have them annoy you fourmsters.
Some oldies around here behave like fucking retards regarding blog posts.
Me, I've been saving mine up, and I'm gonna pick a day and go all WiiSucks on your asses.
And I know twitter generally does this, but not everyone enjoys twitter.. myself included.
Like GamePolitics, too.
I just do what Sharpless does and go by post title and the few sentences that go with it. I know I shouldn't have to, but if people are given the opportunity to draw attention to themselves, plenty will take it. Too bad you can't really appeal to people who are deluded.
There needs to be a better (and preferably hidden) way of telling fail posts that they fail, like a fail button that if it gets pressed enough, that member is prevented from blogging for a set amount of time. Or something like a three-blog limit per day per user, or a min/max word quota. But Niero is too nice to do that to people.
More importantly, aren't you the guy WHO KILLED MY PAW????
SHORTBLOG!
As if stating it in the title means its okay for Cblogs.
I for one hope to see more one sentence blogs.
Or like...Xanax or something.
LOL at integrity. Honestly, I come to the c-blogs to be entertained. The front page is for all the news. The c-blogs should be for supplemental lulz.
Yeah I come to be entertained too, but I think it's just about finding a balance, sometimes it's just not funny when you see the same thing all the time.
We're self moderated here, so good for you Blehman for trying to raise the bar.
I think it comes up to being basically considerate about the whole community thing.
but whatev. such is the waspsnest
Rule of Funny and Rule of Awesome apply here of course, but it had better be one damn funny/awesome sentence.