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My Thoughts On Brett Favre's "Retirement" (NVGR)
blehman | 11:05 AM on 07.09.2008 11 comments




First off, let me apologize to BigPopa. I know you love the guy, hell I love the guy, but it's shit like this that I can't stand. Brett "Let's Throw Some More Interceptions" Farve is contemplating coming back. After his tearful farewell in March, March 6th to be precise, and his horrible "Time to say Hello" commercial later that month, it's taken less than four months for him to decide that maybe he should've held off on pulling that trigger.

You know what Farve? Too bad. You now want to come back, screw up whatever the Packers wanted to do, for your own selfish reason that you still want to play. Well, you quit. Now the Packers can't do anything to look good. If you come back, and they keep you, you screw Aaron Rodgers out of a starting job, and most likely screw Green Bay out of a great starting quarterback next year, or whenever you "really" decide to retire. If they trade or release you, Green Bay will look like assholes trading off a legend for their own needs, which to be entirely honest, is what they need to do.

And yeah, he had a great year last year, and yeah, if he decided two weeks prior to the season that his heart wasn't in it then this would all be seen different. But it's not like that. This is three and a half months after he decided to RETIRE from football forever. So he's bored. So am I. Get a hobby, start gaming, do something, but for christ's sake, do not fuck the Packers over like this.

Another thing that Farve may not understand yet is: "Maybe they've moved on." Meaning the fans of course. What's going to happen when he comes back next year and his old fans, who hated when he retired but accepted it, realize that "Nope, he hasn't figured it out yet, he hasn't given up the flame he just lied to us and maybe we're not ready to take him back." Much less what's going to happen to his legacy and reputation if he comes back and plays for a team like Minnesota or Chicago. Good lord I can hear the upset from here.



And it's not like I've never had a legend quarterback where I'm at. I was lucky enough to see the rise and fall of Troy Aikman, from his first season of losing greatness to his last spectacular concussion. Which, for what it's worth, made him into a not bad announcer and apparently let's him ignore the smarmy bastard sitting next to him. But he knew when enough was enough, said good-bye, and left. Then again, he left over injury concerns, not being 90...wait, 38, which is still pretty friggin' old for a quarterback in the NFL. But after the last few years of dicking around his team for months after the season, after finally announcing that he's done, after going out on pretty much the top of every record that means something, after everyone finally thinks they can move on, to change his mind and decide that he's not done...that's just wrong.

Like I said, I love the guy, I just don't think this will play out well. He'll do what he wants to do ultimately, I just think that this will tarnish his (up until now) great legacy as one of football's greatest quarterbacks.

Then again, he IS on the cover of Madden....


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RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 11:20
RonBurgandy2010
Get the football out of my Dtoid!

Also, that first picture is horrifying.
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 11:27
Def JM
Yeah I'm with you with just leave, if he would/does comeback he's fucking Rogers over. And as a Bears fan, I hope his arm falls into a wood chipper. Thats all I'm saying.
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 11:41
gotdurnrite
I don't think the Packers will look bad if they trade him. They are moving on. I think people will understand if they don't want to go thru this next year and would rather start building their future. Other teams need a quarterback and if they can get a halfway decent running back or fill some of the holes in their D-line why not?

So what if he doesn't play for the Packers when he comes back. The times of loyalty are over. It's a miracle he lasted 15 or whatever years in Green Bay without being wooed away.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 11:45
king3vbo
I have been a fan of Brett Favre since I was a little kid, which is telling. It means he's old and needs to quit. He's not the superstar that he used to be
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 11:47
F Whipple
Even if he is better than Aaron Rodgers right now it would still be a bad move to bring him back. They'd just be compromising their future just to appease Favre for one season. I've never seen a football player get away with so much and yet everyone loves him (myself included). Favre was the reason for their playoff loss last season. It's time to move on
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 11:56
Silverback 55
I suggest you read KSK's "letter" from Aaron Rodgers to Favre posted a few days ago.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/07/an-intercepted-letter-from-aaron-rodgers-to-brett-favre.html
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 12:01
blehman
That letters classy Silverback. Especially the "Yours in Christ" ending. But there's more breaking news on ksk, they've intercepted his text messages to Green Bays front office.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 12:19
bhive01
Stay home Brett.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 13:12
BigPopaGamer
Agreed. As much as I love Brett, it was the right time for him to leave. Would I love to see one more season of him throwing touchdown in Lambeau? Sure I would. I wouldn't be a fan if I didn't. But that time is over and done. The sad part is, if he does decide to come back, Ted Thompson doesn't want him and will probably trade him. I can see him ending up in Atlanta, Tampa Bay or Baltimore. He will never be traded to an NFC north team, book it.
Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 14:45
Corncobtacular
I agree completely, and i'm always happy to see a gathering of Packer fans. Some of my friends back home in Wisconsin don't understand, but this needs to end. He's been my favorite player of all time, yet i'm ready to move on with Rogers.

I would prefer if they traded him, but can you imagine if he ended up with someone like the Vikings? Opening Game, Monday Night, Vikings in town, and Brett fucking Favre leading them....on the night the Packers are to retire Favre's number.
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